What can you do when you're not watching MST3K? Here are some suggestions to help you further integrate the show into your life.

01. Check if your appliances are MST3K compliant.
02. Just say no to Coleman Francis movies.
03. Dress up in a Granny Clampett costume and scream "Jeeeed!"
04. Adopt-a-Torgo.
05. MiST an article, book, movie or TV show.
06. Tape an episode or three, or maybe 194.
07. Build your own robot.
08. Host a costume party or a get-together.
09. Pin-the-tail-on-the-Crow.
10. Buy some merchandise.
11. Do your own impressions of Mike or Joel or the Mads.
12. Watch a MST3K episode. 13. Design your own MST3K Christmas cards.
14. Write fan letters to the former cast members and writers.
15. Chat with others about MST3K. 16. Do your hair like Pearl's or Dr. Forrester's or dye it gray like TV's Frank's.
17. Throw your own Delta Knights pancake breakfast.
18. Complain about the lack of new episodes.
19. Create a MST3K Web site.
20. Go traveling with your family, get lost, and wind up at a mysterious lodge owned by Satanists.
21. Name your first child after one of the characters.
22. Put something MST3K- related into a time capsule.
23. Join the official fan club.
24. Become a janitor or a temp.
25. Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas.
26. Mix a Killer Shrew drink.
27. Write a MST3K story or sketch.
28. Hire your own band of Nanites to do things for you.
29. Make your own jumpsuit.
30. Write a love letter to one of the characters.
31. Travel 500 years into the future to a planet where apes evolved from men?!
32. Hike up your pants!
33. Write a song about MST3K.
34. Make your own MST3K artwork.
35. Rock climbing.
36. Befriend Gamera.
37. Travel the universe in a VW bus.
38. Sing one of the MST3K opening themes.
39. Eat waffles.
40. Turn into a wur-wolf.
41. Take a course to become an accredited Mad Scientist.
42. Make an Ee-uke-eye-ee noise just like TV's Frank.
43. Dress up for Halloween as a MST3K or MST3K movie character.
44. Buy a monkey from Instant Monkeys Online.
45. Rock out to the music from [606] The Creeping Terror.
46. Create your own lengthy sandstorm which will cause Deep Hurting.
47. Become manager of a Hot Fish Shop.
48. Play a long Jerry Garcia-like guitar solo.
49. Invest in ConGypsCo stock.
50. Contribute to your local Public Pearl pledge drive.
51. Create a MST3K club.
52. Name your pet after a MST3K character.
53. Go on an RVing vacation with a group of back-up singers.
54. Dance to your favorite MST3K song.
55. Complain about the show's poor 9am Saturday timeslot.
56. Play a MST3K game.
57. Draw your favorite MST3K character.
58. Read the MST3K Amazing Colossal Episode Guide
59. Take pity on a poor ventriloquist's dummy and feed it a ham sandwich.
50. Whenever the Superior Bank commercial with the Puma Man theme background music comes on, hum along with it.
61. Catalog your tape collection.
62. Create your own MST3K-like show.
63. Write your own MST3K fan fic.
64. Host your own MST3K convention.
65. Listen to Man or Astroman's cover of the MST3K Love Theme from their album Destroy All Astromen.
66. Eat a Hamdinger.
67. Create your own bad movie.
68. Catch up on what former cast members are doing, and visit their Web sites.
69. Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter cup into the shape of the one of the 'bots.
70. Tom Servo head baseball.
71. At the polls, vote for a MST3K character.
72. Write your own screenplay, like Crow's Earth vs. Soup.
73. MiST a bad fan fic or spam.
74. Record the MST3K opening themes and play them backwards looking for hidden messages a la backwards masking.
75. Make your own MST3K true-type fonts.
76. Write a story incorporating all the titles of movies ever MiSTed on the show.
77. Spend a night on the town with Torgo.
78. Try to interpret your MST3K dreams.
79. Add a MST3K quote to your signature file.
80. Imagine where you're going to be in five years.
81. Start your own religion for the worship of all things MST3K.
82. Try to be like Mike.
83. Make a MST3K Christmas ornament.
84. Write a MST3K haiku.
85. Discuss how using pop culture to mock pop culture affects pop culture.
86. Promote freedom of speech in movie theaters.
87. Re-enact the Revolutionary War as depicted in Time Chasers.
88. Make your own MST3K videotape labels.
89. Have some mad scientists launch you into space.
90. Visit a MST3K Web site.
91. Write your own version of The Three Stooges starring Crow, Mike, and Tom Servo.
92. Watch Sant -- backwards. 93. Speak out against the discrimination that those who mock movies and TV shows must endure from angry on-lookers.
94. Say "Hi-keeba!" to a stranger today.
95. Do the Lon Chaney eye thing.
96. Have yourself innoculated against Roji Pantie Complex, Grizzled Prospector Syndrome, and Hockey Hair.
97. List movies you've seen that you wish Mike and the 'bots had MiSTed.
98. Start your own underwear collection.
99. Imagine what the world would be like with no springs.
100. Kidnap the show's writers and producers and force them to start the whole thing again.
101. Do everything on this list over, only the next time substract 3 points from each step and divide by 6.