Pre-Season Nine Chat with Paul, Kevin, Mike and Mary Jo March 12, 1998 *** Mode change "+m" on #auditorium by Moderator Moderator: Ok, we're now moderated. Moderator: You can send your questions to me. Moderator: Kevin, welcome! *** Mode change "+v MikeNelson" on #auditorium by Bouncer *** Mode change "+v KevinMurphy" on #auditorium by Bouncer KevinMurphy tucks in his shirt *** Mode change "+v PaulChaplin" on #auditorium by Bouncer MikeNelson clears his throat. KevinMurphy slicks back his hair with spittle Moderator: So, Mike, Kevin, Paul...what have you been doing on your trip to New York? MikeNelson hits kevin murphy with a 5 iron KevinMurphy: I got caught between the moon and here. KevinMurphy: ithuurt KevinMurphy: oops MikeNelson roars at his personal assistant. PaulChaplin: shopping shopping and dancing *** Mode change "+v MaryJoPehl" on #auditorium by Bouncer KevinMurphy produces air burps Moderator: to : Mike, Kevin... did you guys get enough sleep after appearing early morning on world news now or are you just bubbling in on caffeine? MikeNelson wondering what the hell is the deal with Paul "Dancer Boy" Chaplin. KevinMurphy: we are shooting purest crank, my friend PaulChaplin: the same deal as ever MikeNelson: Trendy Redrum Heroin is what i'm a-runnin' on. KevinMurphy: whoo! PaulChaplin: i wish they were lying MikeNelson injecting it under his tongue. KevinMurphy: NO! Moderator: to : If you had a chance, would you MSTie 'Titanic'? MikeNelson injecting it between his toes. KevinMurphy: Are you kidding? YUM!!! PaulChaplin: you mean the actual tragedy? MaryJoPehl: yes! KevinMurphy: With special attention on Crazy Guggenheim MikeNelson still waiting for Leonardo DiCraprio's testicles to drop. PaulChaplin: we can have the rights for only three and a half billion dollars KevinMurphy smacking mike PaulChaplin: wait - what was that sound i heard something dropping MikeNelson crying over the sound track to Titanic. KevinMurphy: wow... Moderator: to : Have you ever wanted to MST any classic movies, like Metropolis, Casablanca or Citizen Kane? PaulChaplin: i'm a teenage girl so i've seen it a lot KevinMurphy: I wanna do Von Ryans Express, does thatcount? PaulChaplin: i would like to do birth of a nation KevinMurphy: ?me birthing a nation MikeNelson: Citizen Kane had better gets its S**t together as a movie or we'll be all over it. PaulChaplin: the longest yard KevinMurphy birthing a nation. PaulChaplin: rosebus was a nine-iron by the way KevinMurphy: ...rosebus? PaulChaplin: yes roesbus Moderator: to : Did you guys know they showed a MST3K clip tonight on Mtv Live (you guys captioning Titanic, or at least a part) MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell rosebud. KevinMurphy: that was rose mashie PaulChaplin: well we're dead MaryJoPehl: Wow! Who was the VJ/ The woman who sell pimple cream? Martha Quinn? MikeNelson: NO, although Kurt Loder and I spent the evening doing tons and tons of trendy redrum heroin. KevinMurphy: MTV??? I love Kurt Loeder, he's hot Moderator: to : Who decided which Observer got to live? Or was it more of a "haha, clown white, lets stick it on the new guy" kinda deal? KevinMurphy dribbling chili MikeNelson giving Kevin Murphy a really weak and vinegered wine. PaulChaplin: pimple cream? i need some good stuff KevinMurphy: Well, we fired Paul and mike was busy, so... PaulChaplin: i lost my brain MikeNelson giving Kevin a gift basket mostly comprised of cheese, with some assorted sausages. KevinMurphy spitting my wine at mike PaulChaplin: and some heroin MikeNelson gagging at Kevin's second hand wine. Moderator: to : Hi, guys! We heard you were taping your Seeing Ear Theater gig today. How did it go? PaulChaplin: it went um okay i guess KevinMurphy: Hi Chris, it went good. i mean well. PaulChaplin: it ent MikeNelson: Agggghhhhhh. Why can't Kevin put two coherent words together? Why? For the love of Bart, Why??!! MaryJoPehl: I had to do a voice for a cow-alien-deity. That was hard to figure out what kind of voice that requires PaulChaplin: although it came so easily KevinMurphy bitch-slappping mike MikeNelson wondering why Kevin is such a collossal idiot. Moderator: to : Can you guys get on Rhino's butt to release more of the older episodes? I am continuously cable-impaired and an dying for a fix. *lol* MikeNelson hating kevin even more. More now. Now more. Just a little more now. There. KevinMurphy: I try to stay clear of Rhino's butts MaryJoPehl: No. They never talk to us. Those are all pirated videos. PaulChaplin: oh sure you do MikeNelson: Rhino is too busy doing the collected works of Shaun Cassidy. KevinMurphy absorbing the hate like my own sweat MikeNelson lining up for the collected works of Shaun Cassidy. MikeNelson hating Kevin even more. Hurting now. Even more. KevinMurphy dialing rhino with my amex card in hand MikeNelson plotting to do away with Kevin. Moderator: to : Will there be a theme to season 9? When can we expect the return of the shorts? PaulChaplin: the theme will be the same theme as in Biran's Song MikeNelson hatching the perfect plan to kill Kevin "lifewrecker" Murhpy. MaryJoPehl: Paul's shorts are availabele to all who want them KevinMurphy: The theme is "productivity for the future" PaulChaplin: my shorts are spoken for Moderator: to : what shirt are you wearing, kevin? MikeNelson: The theme song to season 9 will sound exactly like the old theme song except it will be done by Wilson Phillips. PaulChaplin: the theme is survival PaulChaplin: the same shirt as ever KevinMurphy looking at his shirt KevinMurphy: um, i'm nude. MikeNelson looking at Kevin's shirt and wondering if there is a God. MaryJoPehl: Again. As usual Moderator: to : Will the set change any this season?? KevinMurphy: yes. PaulChaplin: ye and no MikeNelson despairing over Kevin's odor. MaryJoPehl: No but my office will. just a litttle KevinMurphy: it will be the set from the Match Game KevinMurphy soul coughing Moderator: to : So Mary Jo...have all these guys fallen for you? MaryJoPehl: We are going to have celebrities in sort of a hollywood squares sceneario MikeNelson: The set will feature a frieze from the television show "we Got it Maid" KevinMurphy falling for MJ PaulChaplin: we've fallen over her a lot MikeNelson wondering if it wouldn't be best to just take Kevin out right now. KevinMurphy: guys actually take the fall for MJ PaulChaplin: mary jo is so far above people like kevin KevinMurphy dry-clicking a revolver MaryJoPehl: Not that I know of. Unless making me wash their cars is their way of saying how much they like me MikeNelson thinking that no one would notice if he killed Kevin right here in the office. PaulChaplin: or care Moderator: to : Is Bill Corbett OK? KevinMurphy sweating like Christopher walken in the Deer Hunter MikeNelson reaching for the .38 he always carries. KevinMurphy: Bill's fine, he has things to do at home PaulChaplin: he's fine. he's a great guy i love hin dearly KevinMurphy screaming at Mike in Vietnamese PaulChaplin: like mow the lawn and feed the cat Moderator: to : How are your ratings? Do you have any SCI-FI yes-men hanging on your every word? MikeNelson: Bill Corbett got ahold of a bad Mentos. He's recovering nicely. PaulChaplin: we have three viewers MaryJoPehl: Up from one KevinMurphy: Ratings, schmatings, it's star power that keeps us going! STARR POWER!!!! PaulChaplin: yes i'm being bothered by eight strange men right now MikeNelson: Rating are....well....good. No, good's not the right word. Bad? well...ratings are holding. KevinMurphy: ...Paul? PaulChaplin: yes kevin? KevinMurphy: eight strange men? PaulChaplin: okay they're not so strange KevinMurphy: is this new? MikeNelson wondering why we are bound by the laws of God and i can't kill Kevin with impunity. PaulChaplin: yes and i love it Moderator: to : Hi Guys I'm a busy single mom -- my favorite part of the week is blowing off steam with laughter and MST3K. My question is: do you find yourselves being recognized on the street more often since you joined the SciFi Channel? PaulChaplin: god set the rules and we have to folow the, KevinMurphy imagining the disemboweling of Mike with relish MaryJoPehl: No, as a matter of fact LESS KevinMurphy: I can't give it away on secoind avanue MikeNelson: The only time i'm recognized is when I'm cashing a check and they match my license to my face. KevinMurphy: oops PaulChaplin wishing the hate could lessen just a lkittle MikeNelson getting more angry over Kevin's misspellings. MaryJoPehl: I never leave my apartment so its hard to say. KevinMurphy trying yo give it away on seventh avenue Moderator: to : Will you be dedicating an episode this season to the memory of Lloyd "by this time my lungs were aching for air" Bridges? MikeNelson getting even angier now. KevinMurphy missspelling in perpose PaulChaplin: try sixt avenune i gave it away there last night KevinMurphy taunting mike with my nudity MaryJoPehl: Did he die? Uh-oh. I didn't know. Why don't people advise me of these things PaulChaplin: your nudity is not so noticeable ha!! MikeNelson: The loss of Lloyd Bridges was great. He will be missed. Now we wait silently for the death of Todd Bridges. KevinMurphy: I loved loyd, we was the best MikeNelson missing Todd Bridges already. PaulChaplin: adn Adam Sandler KevinMurphy: oh. paul. MikeNelson turning his hate on Paul Chaplin. KevinMurphy: thank you mike PaulChaplin: Adam Sandler is Bridges isn't he? MikeNelson wondering what the hell Paul's last name really is. KevinMurphy joining mike in the hate fest PaulChaplin: it's an extremely armenian name MikeNelson feeling the hate slip away, replaced by an undying love. Moderator: to : How has Europe been taking season 8? KevinMurphy: Paul Gusterimaniginaerianin PaulChaplin: for me? thank you. i'll meet you later MikeNelson losing his love and returning to hate. MaryJoPehl: Not very well. They're mad. PaulChaplin: i'll give it away this time MikeNelson: With hairy legs and smelly armpits. KevinMurphy: We are most fab in england PaulChaplin: who? me? KevinMurphy: and with bad teeth MikeNelson: And thick lagers and bad food and rude service. KevinMurphy: and spotted dick PaulChaplin: i'm not sure they've noticed it yet MikeNelson: And tiny, stinky cigarettes. PaulChaplin: adn a lot of surrednering Moderator: to : This is my first time in so I want to avoid a stupid question, okay, impossible, Will there be any new characters? And How will the castle come into play KevinMurphy wondering where his Soft Cell LP is PaulChaplin: the castle will be where things happen MaryJoPehl: Yes, I will be playing my evil twin. KevinMurphy: Mike will take the role of Buddy Sorel MikeNelson turning that question over to someone who can anwer it seriously. PaulChaplin: has any one seen my shoes? MaryJoPehl: We are going to introduce a sensitive Buddy Hackett-like character KevinMurphy fillling Paiul's shoes with cat feces MikeNelson secretly placing a micky into Kevin's coke. PaulChaplin: is that how you spell Sorel? KevinMurphy: yes MikeNelson waiting for Kevin to get woozy. PaulChaplin: boy my shoes seem alot softer than before KevinMurphy: wow am i woozy... KevinMurphy: wow... MikeNelson looking a little too hopeful and eager. KevinMurphy: ...boy... PaulChaplin: woozier you mean ha! Moderator: to : Any chance we'll ever see another MST CD? KevinMurphy: ...i can't... KevinMurphy: ...type... KevinMurphy: ...too weak... PaulChaplin: so just die MaryJoPehl: Yes, minimum deposit 2000 - not FDCI KevinMurphy: ...vision fading... KevinMurphy: ...i. MikeNelson: Kevin will be doing a CD with Mandy Patinkin entitled Mandy and Kevin, the gayest album Ever!!! KevinMurphy: ugh. KevinMurphy falling to floor PaulChaplin: is many pantankin gat!?? MikeNelson scooping up Kevin's body. KevinMurphy: YES< DAMMIT< HE'S GAT! PaulChaplin: so gat!! MaryJoPehl: IS GAT A CRIME? NO! PaulChaplin: i've got to admmit i'm gat too Moderator: to : How did you guys feel contributing some work to the new Sony Underground disc for Playstation? PaulChaplin: well what else can we tell you about kevin? KevinMurphy: ur not e MaryJoPehl: I felt a little tired - hungry at times PaulChaplin: we fely just a little bit richer MikeNelson: it was a lot of fun. Mariah Carey is a GAS!!! KevinMurphy still woozy MikeNelson: She is sooooo ffuuuunnnm! MikeNelson wrapping Kevin's body in plastic, dragging it to his trunk. KevinMurphy being dead PaulChaplin: his steamer trunk KevinMurphy rotting MikeNelson trying to still Kevin's kicking. PaulChaplin: like we'd notice KevinMurphy seeing a bright light. MikeNelson wondering when he'll just die, damn it! KevinMurphy: is that you, jesus? PaulChaplin noticing that kevin is still alive in the trunk and stabbing and stabbing Moderator: to : Since Pearl isn't really hunting Mike and the 'Bots "all across the universe" anymore (see "Time Chasers"), what will keep the story moving? PaulChaplin: oh no! you're right! MaryJoPehl: The arrival of twin babies KevinMurphy: By beating up people named DanHarkless endlessly MikeNelson: The story is out of control of the writers. We're turning it over to "All My Children" and seeing if they can punch it up a little PaulChaplin: joe don baker is a permanent addition to the cast MikeNelson dodging question after question. KevinMurphy dodging Mike MikeNelson feeling the audience turning on him. KevinMurphy and others running from room Moderator: to : Hey guys! Can you give us any details about the MST3K figurines that are coming out? (such as release dates, which characters) MikeNelson drinking more to stem the tide of his depression. Drinking not working.l KevinMurphy: we will be selling low calorie fugurines through the local groceries PaulChaplin: we'll be having an annual Christmas series where each model will cost 600 dollars MaryJoPehl: I will be rendered in porcelain, 13" high, a collectible hummel figure KevinMurphy: collectible high end models coming soon! PaulChaplin: kevin will be the baby jesus MikeNelson: They will be prohibitively expensive and not amount to much....wait. they're great! They're soooo coool. KevinMurphy: Mike will be weraing costumes from "little women" MaryJoPehl: As usual PaulChaplin: kevin will be nude of course MikeNelson using a rock hammer on Kevin's patella. KevinMurphy: natch Moderator: to : Mike,can you give us some MST home-game tips so we don't look like stupid repulsive anteaters in front of our shiny,happy friends? KevinMurphy: Yes, don't say stupid things. KevinMurphy: Listen. PaulChaplin: just make one funny joke then repeat it forever that's what we all do KevinMurphy: speak only when funny. MikeNelson: Go with it. Don't worry about whether or not its funny. Just do a lot of scatalogical references and wait for the press to roollll in. KevinMurphy twisting Mike's seprum with a channel-lock pliers PaulChaplin: say "hey that's shakespeare!" KevinMurphy: ...septum MikeNelson: Seprum??? MikeNelson: What the hell is a seprum???Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a jerk!!! PaulChaplin: can someone empty my bowl? MikeNelson: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....seprum. Get him!!! Whooooooooooo. KevinMurphy sitting on mike and dangling loogies MikeNelson: Seprum. What a moron!!! Moderator: to : When will we all see more of Bridget on the show? KevinMurphy eating a butterfingers to get extra-thick spit MaryJoPehl: No need to wait. She'll be making home visits to everyone KevinMurphy: When Bridget loves Bernie, later this season. MikeNelson wiping vast amount of gummy spit off his face. PaulChaplin: his own spit Moderator: to : What do you guys think of that hot new show on your old network? KevinMurphy adminisstering titty twisters PaulChaplin: satan is the producer right? KevinMurphy: Oh, you mean the obscene colorforms? MaryJoPehl: Well, the kids with their big pants and skateboards seem to like it. KevinMurphy: heh heh heh. KevinMurphy: I like Isaac Hayes. MikeNelson: Those young kids today with their filthy cartoons and their poop jokes. God bless 'em. PaulChaplin: they're trying hard. MikeNelson despairing over the popularity of South park. KevinMurphy filling mike's ear canal with candle wax PaulChaplin sending a resume to south park Moderator: to : Tell us about the Oscar special. Which movie did you find it easiest to MST? MikeNelson screaming like like a shot deer. KevinMurphy: Actually, it's a surprise, our pick for best movie. MaryJoPehl: Mrs. Brown was pretty fun, so was Titanic KevinMurphy saying goodbye to paul. KevinMurphy: bye paul MikeNelson: Titanic was actually very easy, especially with help of crack writer James Cameron, who told us the movie was a joke in the first place. PaulChaplin not saying amything in return KevinMurphy: ...good BYE, Paul... PaulChaplin: James Cameron was very good about the whole thing and took it all in athe spirit of good clean fun MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell worth sour owl s**t. PaulChaplin: i can too spell sour owl shoot Moderator: to : Can you tell me anything about the MST comic books-- sorry, "graphic novels"-- that are supposed to be coming out? MaryJoPehl: Yes. KevinMurphy: is owl s**t generally sour? PaulChaplin: again - show me the money! KevinMurphy: i'll show you the door, paul PaulChaplin: surprisingly it's rather sweet KevinMurphy showing Paul the door MikeNelson: They'll be done in Fiji for 50 cents a day. We'll get rich. PaulChaplin: why yes that's a very nice door PaulChaplin: 50 cents - that's highway robbery! KevinMurphy hitting Paul's head against the heavy door MikeNelson: Kevin will now answer your question seriously. Kevin? KevinMurphy: again and again and again MaryJoPehl: Thank you Kevin. Why don't we just fire him? PaulChaplin: stop! please! i'll do anything! please! MikeNelson wondering why Kevin can't just give us a straight answer. Moderator: to : has anyone ever ASKED you to heckle their movie? KevinMurphy: Re comix: stay tuned, you'll hear when it's official PaulChaplin considering those photos of Mary Jo and me wrestliong PaulChaplin: yes, James Cameron MaryJoPehl: The movie we're doing now, Hobgoblins, was proffered by its director. now we're sorrry KevinMurphy: We are doing a movie by Rick Sloan called "Hobgoblins", he sent it to us. KevinMurphy: do i hear an echo? PaulChaplin: we wish he had not done that MikeNelson wondering why everyone answered it with the old Rick Sloan story. MaryJoPehl: We'd like to apologize in advance KevinMurphy bitch slapping mike once again MikeNelson moistening with a very expensive french lotion. Moderator: to : Of all the new characters you guys have played over the last season, which is your favorite and why? KevinMurphy: Mine is Banjo Pete, bopy can he sing one! PaulChaplin: banjo pete? what the hell is thatt all about? MikeNelson: My favorite was scary guy by the name of Banjo Pete. KevinMurphy: Nanite Nate! PaulChaplin: i prefer dulicmer louie MaryJoPehl: Amazon Mom with Bridget KevinMurphy: Cittern LLoyd MikeNelson: Actually, I liked doing to role of James Lipton, coming soon. PaulChaplin: Autoharp Jacques KevinMurphy: Krum horn Edouard PaulChaplin: Alpenhorn Tom MikeNelson trying to think of obscure instruments. KevinMurphy: Viola da Gamba Louie PaulChaplin: failing KevinMurphy: Humanitone Orville? PaulChaplin: authentic 16th century viola da ghamba ed MikeNelson: Vox Humana Ralph? KevinMurphy: Good! MikeNelson: Thanks. Moderator: to : Any upcoming special guest stars this season? PaulChaplin: Sharon Stone KevinMurphy: We have some plans, you'll hear it here first! MikeNelson: Boyd Gaines will be making his come back on our show!! MaryJoPehl: Lloyd Bridges was scheduled but no I guess that's not going to come through KevinMurphy: Wow. MikeNelson: Ohhhhhhh. PaulChaplin: Oh Mary jo KevinMurphy: Ouch. KevinMurphy: Dark. MikeNelson: Ouch. KevinMurphy: Ooh. MikeNelson: Man, Mary Jo. that's cold. MikeNelson: Ouch. PaulChaplin: Sam Snead MikeNelson: Man. MikeNelson: Who are you? MikeNelson: Holy smokes! MaryJoPehl: After all the filth on this chat from YOU GUYS and you come down on me? KevinMurphy: Um, Ukelele, Baily? heh heh PaulChaplin: death = funny to M jo MikeNelson: Don't sit next to me any more. KevinMurphy: Yes. MikeNelson: Man. KevinMurphy: me coming down on MJ MikeNelson: Holy cow. The ice Princess KevinMurphy: wow MikeNelson: Geez. KevinMurphy: Boy. KevinMurphy: hunh. PaulChaplin: tbis is too much MikeNelson: No Soully Jo Pehl. Moderator: to : Why isn't Patrick on-line and how is his singing voice as Gypsy? MikeNelson: Hates Lifey Jo Pehl. KevinMurphy: Patrick had to go back and actually work. MaryJoPehl: Patrick had to get back to work on the next show PaulChaplin: hey got any Diana jokes for us Mary Jo? MikeNelson: Patrick is back in Minneapolis doing real work. KevinMurphy: he'll be on a chat in the future KevinMurphy stopping MJ from her next Mother Teresa Joke MikeNelson marvelling over the strength of Mary Jo's uppercut. MaryJoPehl: I'm going home. Bye. KevinMurphy: NO! MikeNelson bleeding on Mary Jo's arm in revenge. KevinMurphy: Please! KevinMurphy: You have the car! Moderator: to : did anyone of you try out for The Full Monty? PaulChaplin: Patrick is the coolest guy in the unvierse by the way KevinMurphy: Um, I'm nude, does that count? PaulChaplin: mike qualified for the 40% monty MaryJoPehl: Kevin keeps auditioning at work. its very upsetting - we keep saying no MikeNelson: I tried out for the Full Monty 2:Triple Whip Out! PaulChaplin: I was up for the double monty heh heh MikeNelson checking to see if Paul's implication is accurate. MikeNelson confirming Paul's implication. Moderator: to : Hey there puppet people! Rumors are running rampant that Season 9 will see some cameos by old faces... can you confirm or deny? KevinMurphy: ypu mean "pinky dink" Chaplin? PaulChaplin: it's soooooo accurate MikeNelson: I can categorically evade that question. KevinMurphy: We have some plans for cameos, but nothing definite. PaulChaplin: we ned to confer with our attorney first MikeNelson asking Paul in private how he knows. KevinMurphy: Ned, confer with our attorney. PaulChaplin: how i know what? about Mike? Moderator: to : Are you guys all best friends, or just friendly at work only type of people? MikeNelson: My short comings. KevinMurphy: I like everyone but Mike. No paul PaulChaplin: i've talked to several well-placed sources KevinMurphy: No, MJ. MaryJoPehl: I used to like these guys until the Lloyd Bridges incident MikeNelson: I have no comment on the people I work with. ( I don't like P., M.J., or K. however) KevinMurphy seeking forgiveness from MJ KevinMurphy singing Madonna songs to cheer her up. PaulChaplin: Wait a minute - Lloyd bridges is dead!!! I get it! KevinMurphy watching Paul roast in hell MaryJoPehl: Yeah, real funny, Paul. Hahah. PaulChaplin: Ah this hate feels good MikeNelson marvelling over the callousness of Paul and the rest. Wondering how funny it would be if they died. MaryJoPehl: Actually, fairly funny, I think PaulChaplin: i think it would be a kind of a "hm" funny Moderator: to : Will you be talking to cambot this season? We've noticed he's kinda went into the background. Bot's need love too..and we love cambot..he brings us the show afterall! :) KevinMurphy watching Mike be pious KevinMurphy: Cambot is going bald, and very self-conscious MikeNelson: It's because he "went" in the background that we don't have him on. PaulChaplin: You're fixated on an invisible fictitious robot, byt the way. Which is okay... KevinMurphy: so am I Moderator: to : Have you had a bad experience with Unions since you make jokes about work orders and stuff? PaulChaplin: Cambot is gat KevinMurphy: Just the Ladie's Garment Workers Union MaryJoPehl: Yes, they are constantly on strike outside our office building which is weird since we're non-union MikeNelson: I was left under the fifty hard line of a football stadium by a union once., MikeNelson: I'm still steamed about it. KevinMurphy feilding calls from James Hoffa PaulChaplin: I work for the untion, and it's so good to me (that's an obsure reference) MikeNelson being "taken out" by a promenant union. KevinMurphy: Woody, right? PaulChaplin: The Band Moderator: to : What are your thoughts pertaining the discovery of the Killer Asteroid scheduled to impact in 30 years? PaulChaplin: I'll be desad KevinMurphy: ?kissing ass goodbye PaulChaplin: dead that is MikeNelson: I'm looking forward to meeting it. MaryJoPehl: I can't wait. I'm hoping it lands on my apartment. PaulChaplin: I guess we have not thoughts KevinMurphy: We're dead. KevinMurphy: Poor Paul PaulChaplin: I CAN'T TYPE!!!!!!! MikeNelson wondering if Paul needs new fingers. Moderator: to : Do you guys have plans for more Japan bashing in the future, or was that just a one time thing? KevinMurphy finding Paul a good therapist PaulChaplin: We should leave Japan alone. They're falling apart as it is. MaryJoPehl: No, we're really going to focus on Lloyd Bridges this season Moderator: to ask a question, send it as a private message to the Moderator... MikeNelson: It depends on whether Japan can get its crap together or not. Just kidding Japan!! Kidding. KevinMurphy: The only thing that irks me about Japan is bad jokes. MikeNelson liking Japan a lot. PaulChaplin: I'm wearing tiny shorts right now KevinMurphy: and the tiny shorts! how can you defend that?\ Moderator: to : So, What do you guys do in your free time? KevinMurphy: YOu couldn't be referring to when Servo screamed, "eat ir Japan", could you? KevinMurphy: ...it MikeNelson: I collect all the ursine based Beanie Babies. KevinMurphy: I hit Mike MaryJoPehl: Movies, going out, stuff and stuff. PaulChaplin: I wash myself a lot KevinMurphy: It doesn't work PaulChaplin: I was other people too PaulChaplin: wash i mean KevinMurphy: Hi Track Zero! Moderator: to : will Bobo and Observer still be on the show this season? PaulChaplin: I hang around outside Mary Jo's apartment KevinMurphy: YES! and they're to be married MaryJoPehl: He keeps wanting to wrestle PaulChaplin: She keeps wanting not to Moderator: to : Since next year is the tenth anniversary of the show, are there any plans for a convention? PaulChaplin: There's a great Shriners Convention ins St Louis KevinMurphy: It's would be fun, so we'll see MaryJoPehl: Yes, its going to be at my apartment. So only 6-8 people can attend. And you'll have to bring a sleeping bag. KevinMurphy: they're very hard to put on, so we may try another way to do it MikeNelson: Do NOT go into Mary Jo's apartment. Trust me. MaryJoPehl: Sleeping bags? KevinMurphy: believe me, we want to celebrate our tenth Aniversary with all our fans! MikeNelson hitting the Booze again! MaryJoPehl: But Paul's not invited KevinMurphy: ...you guys want to stop visiting with each other? PaulChaplin coming anyway Moderator: to : "Mike, will you continue your column in Home Theater Magazine ?" MikeNelson: Yes. As long as my loyal 3 fans continue to read it. KevinMurphy: Sorry, I stopped MikeNelson: Readership is up to 8 now. Moderator: to : Any more thought into doing a LIVE MST3K in a real theater? PaulChaplin: Oh back down to six MikeNelson having a thought of doing a live MST in a theater. MikeNelson: Yes. KevinMurphy: I'd love to do another live show, they're the most fun in the world PaulChaplin: so the answer is yes PaulChaplin: we think about alot of stuff MikeNelson: Paul's place? KevinMurphy: sure MikeNelson: Alot is too words, Paul. MaryJoPehl: Paul's going to open with 45 minutes of his stand-up act. PaulChaplin: I live on the street KevinMurphy fleeing from Paul Moderator: to : Which one of you has the weirdest sense of humor? KevinMurphy: Paul. MikeNelson telling Kevin to wait up. KevinMurphy: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin KevinMurphy: Paul KevinMurphy: Paul MikeNelson: Paul KevinMurphy: paul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: 'Kevin MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin MikeNelson: Paul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin KevinMurphy: poaulpaulpaulpaulpaulpaul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin MikeNelson: Paul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kervin MikeNelson: Paul KevinMurphy: Paul; MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: kervhg9on MikeNelson: Paul MikeNelson: Paul KevinMurphy: Bullwinkle. PaulChaplin: Kegonng MikeNelson: John MikeNelson: Ringo. KevinMurphy: Ed... KevinMurphy: ED MikeNelson: Eddddd. KevinMurphy: EDGE MikeNelson: Bllleeerrrreeedddddd PaulChaplin: Lloyd Bridges KevinMurphy: dod bammit edge! Moderator: to : Any appearances at conventions or ribbon cuttings? KevinMurphy: I'm doing the Camper show at the dome PaulChaplin: I'm a regular opening for Pat Buchanan MaryJoPehl: I got a key to the city of Circle Pines, does that count? MikeNelson: I'll be doing the Industrial Fluid-A-Thon is East Moline. MikeNelson: "in" East Moline. Sorry. PaulChaplin: Mike likes fluids believe me KevinMurphy: I'll be doing fats-a-poppin at the rendering plant MikeNelson: Paul likes Bulls**t, believe me. KevinMurphy: wanna take this outside, you two? PaulChaplin: no i love him MikeNelson inviting Paul to back up the truck of whoop ass. Moderator: We only have time for a few more questions. Please send your final questions to the Moderator... PaulChaplin inviting mike to stand in fornt of a tiger woods drive of kcik his butt KevinMurphy: kcik? PaulChaplin: eys KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, paul... MikeNelson dancing about the ropey Chaplin, boxing his malformed ears. Ripping him a new one. PaulChaplin: whta? KevinMurphy: Ooh, he can't take it there! PaulChaplin: a new what, Mike? a new what? KevinMurphy: OOh, right in the store! PaulChaplin: my old one is fine KevinMurphy: wow, look at the blood! MikeNelson: No....no, it's not. PaulChaplin: it was yesterday Moderator: to : What advice would you guys give to an aspiring writer wanting to break into showbiz? KevinMurphy: STOP IT! PaulChaplin: pay no attention to how mike does it KevinMurphy: Sell your body, but stick to your vision KevinMurphy: be tenacious MikeNelson: Get a job on a really lame puppet show. Get the press behind you, then milk. MILK. MIIIILLLLLKKKKK!!! KevinMurphy: be courageous KevinMurphy: be good PaulChaplin: go to South Park MaryJoPehl: Apply for Paul's job. PaulChaplin: Ha. MikeNelson: Really, apply for Paul's job. No joke. PaulChaplin: Ha. Ha. Moderator: to : do you guys "Ever Wonder?" if so, what about? :) MikeNelson: Seriously. KevinMurphy: Is Paul still here? MikeNelson: Ever wonder....why paul isn't out of the building yet? KevinMurphy: I wonder about Paul. MaryJoPehl: I have wonder-bra'd. KevinMurphy: I stevie Wonder. KevinMurphy: he heh heh heh. PaulChaplin: I'm pretty sensitive i may start crying and throwing up and killing KevinMurphy: heh heh heh... KevinMurphy: heh... MikeNelson: I wo wo wo wonder. Why, she ran away from me. Moderator: to : What our your all Goals for SeaSon 9? KevinMurphy: Well, Fee, our goal is to spell better, starting with Paul. MikeNelson: SeaSon 9 will be the season we misspell the word Season. PaulChaplin: i need to finish paying for my Montana ranch MaryJoPehl: to live through Hobgoblins without killing anyone or crying in the bathroom. MikeNelson: Kidding. We really need to get it together and get the Movie Twister. KevinMurphy: A better grade of Bad movie is coming your way! Moderator: Final question.... MikeNelson wondering why we couldn't pull it together and get the folks a good chat. Moderator: to : Any final words of wisdom?? PaulChaplin: when have we ever done anything right? MikeNelson wondering why he goes for the cheap joke. MaryJoPehl: Don't ever make a Lloyd Bridges joke. KevinMurphy: Don't use canned consomme PaulChaplin: don't go to the bathromm in Turkey KevinMurphy: bathromm? MikeNelson: Just This: Please, please don't go to the Wedding Singer. Please. If you love joy and life and goodness at all. MaryJoPehl: Or in a turkey. PaulChaplin: eys KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, Paul... PaulChaplin: no that's fine actually KevinMurphy: If you meet Adam Sandler, run. PaulChaplin: some turkeys actually well never mind MaryJoPehl: NOOOOO!!!!! MikeNelson putting an end to the "Paul" problem once and for all. MaryJoPehl: YESSSS!!! KevinMurphy: Yeah!!! PaulChaplin: in fact just run now in case Adam Sandler is nearby MikeNelson enjoying a new leaner brand of bacon. KevinMurphy: good BYE, Paul. PaulChaplin: I'm still here happer KevinMurphy beating the Wiz MikeNelson marvelling over how bad reduced calorie syrup is. Moderator: Thank you for taking the time to speak with us! We will now make the room unmoderated. *** Mode change "-m" on #auditorium by Moderator PaulChaplin trying that new hula popper