Warrior of the Lost World: Facts

Now into a time of conflict and rebellion comes ... Warrior of the Lost World

transcribed by drted

• Opening Backstory
• Supersonic Speedcycle HUD
• Places to film a low-budget sci-fi movie
• Paper Chase Guy Translations
  

Opening Backstory

THE NUCLEAR WAR HAS BEEN FOUGHT!!! (THE UNCLEAR WAR HAS BEEN FORGOT!!!)
THE EARTH IS IN RUINS!!!
ALL GOVERNMENTS HAVE COLLAPSED!!! (ALL THE GUMMI MINTS HAVE COLLITIS!!!)
AN EVIL DESPOT NAMED PROSSOR HAS
ORGANIZED A DEADLY MILITIA TO RULE,
CALLED THE OMEGA. IN THE WASTELANDS
SURVIVE A SMALL GROUP CALLED THE
OUTSIDERS. THEY STRUGGLE AGAINST THE
EVIL PROSSOR AND HIS OMEGAS. INTO
THIS CONFLICT RIDES ONE MAN, ON HIS
SUPERSONIC SPEEDCYCLE.. HE IS DESTINED
TO BECOME THE
WARRIOR
OF THE
LOST WORLD

Supersonic Speedcycle HUD

BEEP BEEP BEEP
BOP A LOOLA
VECTOR II PARIMETER
MAXIMUM PURSUIT
BAD MOTHERS
HOLD ONTO YOUR ...
ULTIMATE VELOCITY
TERMINATE
BITE THIS BITE THIS BITE THIS
BINGO!
VERY BAD MOTHERS
GRAB YOUR ...
DORKS DORKS DORKS
DICKHEADS DICKHEADS DICKHEADS
VEG OUTS VEG OUTS VEG OUTS
GEEKS GEEKS GEEKS
GIDDY UP !!
LIKE .. WHAT WALL, MAN?
TUBULAR ...
VECTOR 7 CLEAR (different supersonic speedcycle)
VECTOR 5 PARIMETER
YUP YUP YUP
NO CAN DO NO CAN DO NO CAN DO
LEAVE IT TO ME LEAVE IT TO ME LEAVE IT TO ME
E=MC2 185000 mi
per sec2 (3/2/4
0) DRAGON pi r2
=NeVeR 12 %8143
lght yrs 23 27
69 71x,00000777
[(QM=ETnry)] X
d-g2001 ??????
NOT MY PROGRAM!
VECTOR 3 PARIMETER
DIG IT DIG IT
ALLRIGHTALLREADY
WHAT WALL? WHAT WALL?
BARRICADE BARRICADE
5000 MTS 5000 MTS
BARRICADE BARRICADE
5000 MTS 5000 MTS
LOCKED LOCKED
MEGAWEAPON MEGAWEAPON MEGAWEAPON
40 MEGATONS 40 MEGATONS 40 MEGATONS
SORRY NONE SORRY NONE SORRY NONE
GOT ME GOT ME GOT ME
COMPUTER TRML UNDER COMPUTER TRML UNDER COMPUTER TRML UNDER
TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH
HOLD ON HOTSHOT HOLD ON HOTSHOT HOLD ON HOTSHOT
GET UP GET UP GET UP
TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH
GOT ME GOT ME GOT ME
KISS THE GIRL
GO ON
WOW! WOW! WOW!

Places to film a low-budget sci-fi movie

• Land O'Lakes plant
• Deserted Carpet Warehouse
• Some field in Ohio
• Old Quarry
• Parking ramp
• 1960's Methodist Church that's under construction
• Cabrini Green
• A Motel 6
• Chicago Circle Campus
• Mall of America
  
  

Paper Chase Guy Translations

• Suhsonn - Subsonic
• Uf'aystarduday - Tough way to start a day
• Juiced food chewed its orange juice - You're just full of good news today aren't you?
• Skip Dion Warwick and eat a pasty - Let's get the warheads at full capacity