Moon Zero Two: Facts

Compiled by drted



Things I learned from the movie "Moon Zero Two":

• Captain Bill Kemp was the first man on Mars.
• Ice mines are mines for layers of ice a mile down. Melt it to drink. Break it into oxygen to breathe it.
• In space, no one can art direct.
• In space, no one can hear a wedgie.
• In space, no one can hear you yawn.
• In the future, bras will grow on the Moon.
• In the future, Monopoly is called Moonopoly.
• It's 200 miles from Farside 5 to Spectacle Crater by track.
• It's 2000 miles from Spectacle Crater to Moon City. That's 6 days by convoy.
• Jack Harvey was the 1st man on Venus.
• Moon Bug Dozers (Bugs) are how you get around on the moon.
• Moon Bug Dozers have Exploding Door Bolts.
• Moon Bug Dozers have a Blaupunkt stereo, lawn attachments, factory air, the works.
• Moon Control coordinates landing and takeoff of spaceships.
• Moon Ferries have two levels. Entrance on the bottom, control deck on top.
• Moon suit Heating-Cooling units last a few hours.
• Moon suit danger warning light is right on the middle of the back.
• Moon suits have a telephone connection (wired) and a radio connection (wireless).
• No sex is permitted in space.
• Nintendos can be used as moon suit oxygen packs.
• On the moon, everyone gets their own movie.
• Space is quiet. Except for the distant sound of trumpets.
• The Moon Corps is the police force on the moon.
• The Pan-Am Moon Express is a commercial passenger flight outfit.
• The gemstone sapphire is a ceramic crystalline form of corundum aluminum oxide.
• The moon has no air, 1/6th the gravity of Earth, no vegetation, and no Howie Mandel.
• The moon is 200 degrees below at night, above boiling point during the day.
• The movie takes place around May 9, 2121.
• There are comfy lounge chairs facing the showers in men's public bathrooms.
• There are 6000 tons of sapphire on Hubbard's asteroid, which measures 62'x30'x30'.
• Tributes to fallen astronauts are used as urinal splashguards.
• Vince Lombardi was the first man on the moon.