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References Guide Index
Index: A
AAMES, Willie - "And you thought Willie A. was hot!" - 706AAMES, Willie - "These guys are the greatest comedy team since Willie A. and Scott Baio." - 106
A&W - "I've got to seriously consider that offer from A&W." - 604
ABBA - "I'm really disappointed that A. weren't on the soundtrack." - 604
ABBY - "I agree with A., people should just cuddle." - 706
ACADEMY - "The A.... who I'd like to thank." - 604
ACTING - "A!" - MOVIE
ACTION JACKSON - "A.J. is our name." - 512H
ADAM AND EVE - "Been ordering from the A. and E. collection again." - MOVIE
ADAM ANT - "Looks more like A.A." - 106
ADAM-12 - "Meanwhile, on an 'A-12' episode not far away." - 512
ADAM-12 - "One A.-12, see the appendage at the corner of..." - 106
ADAMS, Ansel - "Stiglitz, Ansel A., Kenny Rogers?" - 513
AFTER MIDNIGHT - "A.m., I will be letting it all hang down." - 706
AGE OF AQUARIUS - "The A.O.A." - 604
AGNOSTIC - "I'm not an unbeliever, I'm an A." - 604
AKINS, Claude - "He's no Claude A., but what a butt." - 512
ALAN AND ROSSI - "Like A.A.R., they stole the show." - 424
ALDRIN, Buzz - "Oh yeah, well, we know Buzz A." - 106
ALFRED - "Hang in there, old chum; A., don't touch me." - 604H
ALL MY CHILDREN - "Quiet everyone, A.M.C. is on." - MOVIE
ALL-RIGHTY THEN - "A-r. t." - 706
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED - 604H
ALWAYS - "I'll a. have Torgo." - 424
AMAZING TECHNICOLOR CHEESE WEDGE - "It's the A.T.C.W." - MOVIE
AMAZING TECHNICOLOR PONCHO - 424
AMERICAN EXPRESS - "You can vacation with Torgo, but don't bring your A.E." - 424
AMERICAN IN VITRO - 513
ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS - "A sign left by a. a.?" - 513
ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS - "Did a.a. build dirt bunnies?" - 706
AND THE REST - "What's this 'A.T.R.' crap?" - MOVIE
ANDY CAPP - "Did you see A.C. today? He came home after being out all night..." - 424H
ANDY CAPP - "A.C? Flo's really gonna be mad, I'm drunk again." - 512
ANDY CAPP - "The teenage A.C." - 604
ANGKOR WAT - "Did they need to come to A.W. just to have a picnic?" - 706
ANTHRAX - "We saw A. last night, we got hammered and puked." - 706
APE ROLE - "I was getting into my a.r. and threw some crap around." - 706
APOCALYPSE - "It was after the a." - 706
APPLEBEE'S - "Oh, look, an A." - 512
APPLE OF GOLD - "Every blissful moment with you is like an a.o.g." - 424H
ARBUS, Diane - "Welcome to the Diane A. cafe." - 513
ARNAZ, Lucy - 513
ARSENIO - "I'll tell them a joke I heard on A." - 513
AUNTIE EM - "Wait, help, A.E., A.E.!" - MOVIEH
AUSTEN, Jane - "Is this one of those movies based on a Jane A. novel?" - 706
AUTOBAHN - 706
AXTON, Hoyt - 512
Index: B
BAAL - "Torgo has a little altar to B." - 424BAAL - "I might as well pray to B." - 706
BABALU - 604H
BABE - "Larry Mondello as the B." - 604
BABES IN FROILAND - "Linda Froiland -- isn't she in B.I.F.?" - MOVIE
p BABY DOLL - "Marilyn Quayle in 'B.D.'" - 424
BABYLON 5 - "Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of B.5." - See STAR TREK
BACHELOR - "OK, B. number two." - MOVIE
BADFINGER - "I saw Fist when they opened for B." - 604
BAGS - "All my b. are packed, I'm ready to go." - 424
BAIO, Scott - 706
BAITOR, Stif - "Whoa, Stif B.'s pissed." - 604
BAKER, Mrs. Joe Don - 706
BAKER, Joe Don - 512
BAKER, Rick - "Rick B., you've done it again." - 604
BAKER, Russell - "Did you see Russell B.'s column this morning?" - 604
BAKKER, Tammy Faye - "Look, it's Tammy Faye B." - 106
BALEEN - "He's scooping insects with his B." - 706
BALLOON BREAK - "I just felt the b.b." - 512
BALSAM, Martin - 512
BAMBOO - "So, Professor, you made this entirely of B., huh?" - MOVIE
BANTAM - "Read the B. book." - 604
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK - "We now join B.I.T.P already in progress." - 513
BARNEY - "Ted Kennedy in a B. suit." - MOVIE
BASSEY, Shirley - "They picked up Shirley B. hitchhiking." - 424
BATTERY ACID - "B.a.? You're soaking in it." - 513
BATTLE OF PEARL HARBOR - "And now the Manos Women's Guild will re-enact the B.O.P.H." - 424
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA - "Man, to think I was depressed when B.G. got canceled!" - 706
BAVARO - "Giant, like L.T.? Sims? B.?" - 604
BAYWATCH - "This looks positively B-ian." - 512
BAYWATCH - "Hey, check this out -- B. is on." - MOVIE
BEACHES - "This is the alternate ending to 'B.'" - 424
BEAN, Orson - "Orson B., he's a cop!" - 512
BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS - "Compared to today's experiment, B.O.Y.F. was..." - 513H
BEATLES
BEATLES - "Only four men left who can landle the lunar rocket - the Beatles?" - 106
JO-JO- "J.J. was a man who thought he was a woman." - 513
PAUL - "P. -- George, John, Ringo? Who am I kidding, they'll never get back together." - 106
BEAVER - "And Dale Mather as the B." - MOVIE
BEAVER WITHOUT A CAUSE - 106
BEGINNING - "It's 5 a.m., and Mr. Zombie's day is just B." - 604
BEGLEY, Ed, Senior - "Look, it's Ed B., Sr." - 106
BELAFONTE, Shari - "Shari B. in Harper." - 604
BELLE, Albert - "Wow, Albert B. did cork his bat." - 706
BEMUSED - "I'm b. by this plucky painting." - 424
BENATAR, Pat - 424
BENEFICIAL - "At B." - 424, 512
BEN-HUR - "A hot-rod B-H." - 512
BERG, Dave - "Looks like a guy from a Dave B. cartoon." - 512
BERLE, Milton - "Roddy McDowall, Milton B." - 106
BERNICE - "B!" - 706
BERTINELLI, Valerie - 604
BEST WESTERN - "Guests being stalked by zombies stay in B.W. hotels." - 604
BETTER THAN THIS - "You know, it doesn't get any B.T.T." - 106
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - "I've gotta see if B.T.V.O.T.P.O.T.A. is a go." - 706
BIG CHILL - "Think this speaks for a generation like 'Reality Bites' or 'The B.C.'?" - 604
BIG GULP - "I spilled my B.G." - MOVIE
BIG VALLEY - "Isn't that Nick from the B.V.?" - 106
BIG VALLEY - "It has the star of 'Gilligan's Island,' and one from 'B.V.,' and one from the Hamburger Helper commercial." - 106H
BIRNEY, David - "The Bill Bixby line of David B. clothing." - 706
BISHOP, Alvin - "They've got that antenna to get some Alvin B. and Marshall Tucker music." - 706
BIXBY, Bill - "The Bill B. line of David Birney clothing." - 706
BLACK SEDAN - "Friendly stranger in the b.s." - 706
BLACKSTONE - "If Mr. B. was a zombie, he'd kill her just for her skirt." - 604
BLANC, Mel - 513
BLONDIE - 424H
BLUE KENTUCKY HILLS - "Look, them B.K.H. of Tennessee." - 424
BLUE LAGOON - "How are things in the b.l.?" - 706
BLY, Robert - "Looks like a really cheap Robert B. workshop." - 424
BOATING ACCIDENT - "This was no B.A." - 106
BOATNIKS - "B. 2: The Final Conflict." - 512
BOCCA - "B., B., who's got the B.?" - 512
BODET, Tom - "I'm Tom B., we'll leave a pyre on for you." - 424
BOLDLY - See STAR TREK
BONADUCE, Danny - "Danny B. in the fight of his life." - 513
BONADUCE, Danny - "Danny B. on any given morning." - 604
BONANZA - "B: It's all right if we pick a little fight..." - 512H
BONET, Lisa - "Lisa B. on any given day." - 604
BOOK OF LISTS - "This B.O.L. has everything." - 106
BOOZE - "B. is good food." - 512
BOW DOWN - "Bow down before me! B.d.!" - 424
BOWIE, David - 706
BOWIE, David - "Isn't that a David B. song?" - 106
BOZO - "It's almost time for B." - 512
BRADY, Carol - 424
BRANAUGH, Kenneth - "A Francis Ford Coppola production of a Kenneth B. film, Garrick Utley in Ally Sheedy's 'Frankenstein.'" - 604
BRANSON - "They're forcing him to visit B., Missouri." - MOVIE
BRECK - "She's a b. girl." - 424
BRIEF AFFAIR - "It was a b.a. and it ended bitterly." - 424
BRIGADOON - "Maybe it's B." - 424
BRIGHT EYES - "Hello, b.e." - 706
BRONSON - "There went B." - 512
BROOKS, Garth - "Come with a Garth B. CD." - MOVIE
BROWNE, Dik - "This movie packs the unflinching humor of a Dik B. panel." - 706
BRUT - "Elegant, painful, and leaves nothing behind but the great smell of B." - 512H
BRYNNER, Yul - 424
B.T.O. - "How about some B.T.O.?" - 512
BUCKNER, Bill - 424
BUB - "Looks like B. from My Three Sons." - 106
BUD - "B., Princess, help me!" - 513
BUDDHA - "He looks like the wrathful B." -512
BUDDHIST MONK - "Another B. m." - 706
BUDDY EBSEN SOCIETY - "Glad you could join us here at the B.E.S." - MOVIE
BUG YOU - "Does this b.y.? I'm not touching you." - 424
BULLITT - "This makes Driving Miss Daisy look like B." - 512
BURKE, Delta - "I had a falling-out with Delta B." - 513
BURLS, Abe - 513
BURTON, Tim - "He just pretended it was Tim B." - 604
BUSH BABY - "He looks like a b.b." - 706
BUTKUS, Dick - "They've got Dick B. on them." - 512
BUTKUS, Dick - "Want a Dick B. mug?" - 706
BUTT - "You see this b.? Kick this b." - 424H
BUZZI, Ruth - "I keep expecting Ruth B. to poke her head..." - 513
BUZZI, Ruth - "Where's Ruth B.?" - 512
Index: C
CAESAR'S GHOST - "Great C.G., Julius, Augustus?" - 106CAGE, John - "John C. on the soundtrack." - 604
CAINE, Michael - 706
CAKE - "Someone left the c. out in the rain." - 424
CALLAHAN - "It was C., the big one, he did this to me." - 424
CALLAHAN - "C., no!" - 706
CALLS - "The c. are coming from inside the house!" - 513
CAMPBELL, Earl - "He's got Earl C. thighs." - 424
CANADIAN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM - "That's the C.H.C.S., Bush warned us about this." - 604
CAN'T COME BACK - "Sorry folks, I c.c.b., I don't know how it works." - 512H
CAN'T SAY NO - "I'm only a head who c.s.n." - 513
CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE - 706
CAPTAIN'S LOG - "C.L. a bunch of our ship fell off, and nobody likes me." - See STAR TREK
CAPTAIN'S LOG - "C.L. I've lost my toupee and girdle and can't leave my room." - See STAR TREK
CAREFUL - "Oh, and hey, let's be c. out there." - 706
CAR HITS A GUY - "When a C.H.A.G. and his body goes fly, that's a dead guy." - 604
CARLTON - "This is C. your doorman." - 512
CARMEX - "I found my C., there's some sand in it though." - 106
CARMICHAEL - "Mrs. C.?" - 513
CARNEY, Art - 513
CARPENTER, Karen - "Karen C.'s phone booth." - 706
CARPENTER, Richard - "Prototype for Richard C." - 604
CARRERE, Tia - 604
CARROT-TOP - "I thought of a funny C.-T. bit I saw." - 513
CARTER, Jimmy - "I think Jimmy C. deserves a hug." - 604H
CASEY AT THE BAT - "George Romero's C.A.T.B." - 604
CASSIDY, David - "She's got a David C. haircut." - 512
CASSIDY, Shaun - "Shaun C. in 'Walking Tall.'" - 706
CATALINA CAPER - 512
CATHY - 424H
CATHY - "I just want to see C. Buy your own paper!" - 706
CATHY'S CLOWN - "I would now like to sing C.C." - 106
CATS CAN'T RESIST - "C.C.R. the cosmic treat." - 106
CEILING - "Knock three times on the c. if you want me." - 513
CHAMBERLAIN, Wilt - MOVIE
CHAMBERS, Marilyn - 513
CHANCES ARE - 512
CHAPS - "Here, try some C." - 604
CHARLIE DANIELS BAND - "The C.D.B. is now the Charles Band." - 706
CHARRED FINGER - 424
CHEAP TRICK - "I just got back from my C.T. audition." - 604
CHEECH AND CHONG - "Where's your C.a.C. album?" - 512
CHEECH AND CHONG - "They're at least as funny as C.a.C." - 706
CHELSEA HOTEL - "That was rotten, Johnny. And she's Nancy. And that looks like the C.H." - 106
CHER - "Just a normal Tuesday for C." - 513
CHEROKEE JACK - "I'm C.J." - 706
CHESS - "I like C., though." - 604
CHEVROLET - "Do you know that C. has a wonderful plan for your life?" - 424
CHI-CHI'S - "If it's a celebration, why are we at C.-C.? - 604
CHIPPENDALE'S - "Not really a good C. outfit." - 706
CHRISTINA'S WORLD, 3001 - 706
CHOCOLATE - "Let them eat c." - 424H
CHONG, Tommy - "They're landing in Tommy C.'s backyard." - MOVIE
CHOREOGRAPHY - "Fight C. by Dom DeLuise." - 604
CHUCKY - "Middle-aged C." - 512
CLEARASIL - "C., Oxy, Oxy!" - 106
CLIFT, Monty - "Last time I get into a car with Monty C." - 513
CLIP - "Does this C. need any set-up." - MOVIE
CLOISTERED LIFE - "A c.l. is not for me." - 512
CLOSE THE BEACHES - "We've got to c.t.b." - 512
CLOWN - "He's the c. that makes the dark side fun." - 424
CLOWN BURGER - "Hi, I'll have a C.B. and some fries." - 604
CLOWNS - "What does turning them into c. prove?" - 513
CLOSE OFF THE ISLAND - "Should I c.o.t.i., Steve?" - 706
CLOWER, Jerry - "I'd better stock up on Ollie Joe Prater and Jerry C. tapes." - 706
CLUB - "My new C. magazine." - 706
CLUTCH CARGO - 513
COBAIN, Kurt - "Meanwhile, at Kurt C.'s house." - 513
COCKER, Joe - "Like having Joe C. as your bellhop." - 424
COCONUT - "You put the lime in the c. and drink it all up." - 513, 604
COCONUTS - "And his coffin will be made entirely of C." - MOVIE
COFFIN - "And his C. will be made entirely of coconuts." - MOVIE
COLE, Dennis - 706
COLLISION COURSE TO WACKINESS - "They're on a c.c.t.w." - 512
COMES BLOWIN' IN - "The Keenan Wynn c.b.i." - 706
COMFORTABLE SHOE - "Put 'em on your feet, give your dogs a treat, what a c.s." - 512
COMMISSIONER GORDON - "He's talking to C.G." - 512
CONNOLLY, Mo - "A picture of Mo C." - 512
CONRAD, William - "He sounds and smells like William C." - 512
COP AND A HALF - "The inspiration for C.a.a.H." - 512
COPPOLA, Francis Ford - "A Francis Ford C. production of a Kenneth Branaugh film, Garrick Utley in Ally Sheedy's 'Frankenstein.'" - 604
COPS - "Tonight, on C." - 706
CORINTHIAN - "Why he gave my hand rich c. leather, I'll never know." - 513
CORK HIS BAT - "Wow, Albert Belle did c.h.b." - 706
CORNER - "Mitchell's on a c." - 512
CORVETTE SUMMER - see STAR WARS
COUNSELOR - "C!" - 512
COUSIN ITT - 424
COVENTRY - "From the Sarah C. collection." - 706
CRAFT-MATIC - "I love my C-M pole." - 424
CRANE, Bob - "He looks like Bob C." - 106
CRATE AND BARREL - "C.a.B. are calling." - 424H
CRAWLING HAND - "The C.H.: You will believe a hand can crawl." - 106
CRAZY BREAD - "Let me just get your complimentary c.b." - 424H
CREW MEMBERS - "Lives of 400 C.M. hang in balance!" - See STAR TREK
CREW MEMBERS - "I'm responsible for 148 c.m. on this ship... 144 of whom we never see." - See STAR TREK
CRONYN, Hume - "John Goodman on Hume C.'s back could outrun this guy." - 604
CROSSFIRE - "Tonight on C." - 512
CROSSROADS - "The nearest phone is at the c." - 424
CRUISE, Tom - "Tom C. is Dr. John." - 424
CRY - "Does this make you c? Huh, baby? Does it?" - 424
CRYSTAL LIGHT - "I believe in C.L." - 513
CRYSTAL LIGHT - "Voodoo stuff here, voodoo stuff there, throw in a little C.L." - 604
CUBS - "Hey, you can see the C. losing." - MOVIE
CUJO - "C?" - 106
CURE - "Looks more like Robert Smith from the C." - 106
CURTAINS - "Either those c. go, or I do." - 512
CURTIS, Jamie Lee - "She must have studied under Jamie Lee C." - 604
CUT ME, MICK - "You gotta C.M.M., cut me!" - MOVIE
CUTTING CREW - 512
CYRANO - "I think they're gonna do a scene from C." - 106
Index: D
DAGUERREOTYPES - "They're looking at those old weird naked d." - 706DAIRY QUEEN - "Mister Misdemeanor - That's what you get when you rob a D.Q." - 106
DAIRY QUEEN - "I'm going to D.Q. from now on." - 604
DAISY RED RIDER REPEATING RIFLE - "A D.R.R.R.R., thanks Dad!" - 706
DAKTARI - "D. stool." - 512H
DALI, Salvador - "This is what went on in Salvador D.'s head." - MOVIE
DANGER THEATRE - "Do you feel pretty crappy now that 'D.T.' and 'Last Precinct' have been cancelled?" - 604H
DARTH VADER - "I used to like you when you were a Caped Crusader, even better than D.V." - 604H
DATELINE NBC - "Oh, this must be D.NBC." - 512
DAUGHTER - "She's my sister, she's my d., she's my sister." - 424
DAVE CLARK FIVE - "Was Merlin ever in the D.C.F.?" - 512
DAY EDDIE DEEZEN DIED - "Something touched me deep inside the d.e.d.d." - 706
DAYS - "Come on, let's pop amulls and watch D." - 706
DEAD - "We're going to Iowa City to see the D." - 706
DEAD CALM - 512
DEAD HUNK - "There's a D.H. in the middle of the road." - 604
DEAD ZONE - The D.Z. is for loading and unloading only." - 604
DEALEY PLAZA - "You wouldn't believe what just happened at D.P." - 706
DEAN, James - 513
DEAN, James - "Looks like a cross between Jerry Mathers and James D." - 106
DEAN, James - "Think he's been watching James D. movies?" - 106
DEANRoger, - "Roger D. album cover." - MOVIE
DEATHMASK - Is this D. featuring Olivia Newton John?" - 604
DEEZEN, Eddie - 706
DEF LEPPARD - "I recognize him, he used to be with D.L." - 106
DeLUISE, Dom - "Fight choreography by Dom D." - 604
DENNY'S - "If Jack Ruby owned a D." - 513
DENVER'S AIRPORT - "We'd like to welcome you to D.a." - 706
DENVER'S NEW AIRPORT - "So this is D.N.A." - MOVIE
DEPECHE MODE - "He's being stalked by D.M." - 604
DEPENDS - "That's not how you wear your D., Torgo." - 424
DEREK, Bo - 512
DEREK, John - 512
DESIDERATA - 512H
DESIGNING WOMEN - "D.W.: The Lost Episodes." - 424
DESTRUCTION OF JARED-SYN - "The D.O.J.S. through the portal of time." - 706
DEUS EX MACHINA - 512H
DEVIL'S COMFORTER - 424
DEVO - 512
DIAMOND, Neil - "Neil D., Hot August Night." - 706
DIARRHEA - "D. is like a storm raging inside of you." - 513
DICKENS - "This is a D. view of the suburbs." - 604
DILLY BAR - "Bring your D.B. to the car, honey." - 604
DINNER WITH MITCHELL - "My D.w.M." - 512
DIRT - "I'd never touch you, Terry, you're D." - 604
DIRTY AND HARRY - 706
DISHWASHING LIQUID - "This is your D.L., you soak in it." - MOVIEH
DIXIE DREGS - "Just you, a ribbon of highway, your D.D. tapes." - 706
DOCTOR DETROIT - "D.D., with songs by Devo, Cutting Crew, and Haircut 100." - 512
DR. GIGGLES - "It's D.G." - 424
DR. JOHN - "Tom Cruise is D.J." - 424
DR. SEUSS - "Looks like D.S. designed this planet." - MOVIE
DOG NAMED BOO - "Just me, you, and the sky, a d.n.b." - 706
DOGS - "My d. are barking." - 424
D'OH - "But before unpacking -- D!" - MOVIE
DOHERTY, Shannon - 513
DOMINO'S PIZZA - "They couldn't even work for D.P. delivery." - 106
DONDI - "It's D., the zombie." - 604
DON'T BE A HERO - "Please, Billy, d.b.a.h." - 706
DON'T BE DISCOURAGED - "D.b.d., the man don't..." - 512
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - "Like when you crank D.F.T.R." - 706
DON'T KNOW HOW - "I d.k.h. to love him." - 424
DOPE - "Hey, Spicer, I'm here for the d." - 706
DOUGLAS, Kirk - "It's Kirk D." - 106
DOUGLASS, Frederick - "Ladies and gentlemen, Frederick D." - 604
DO YOU KNOW - "D.Y.K. who did it, have you figured it out yet?" - 512
DRIVE ME CRAZY - "You D.M.C." - 106
DRIVER - "You are the d. What would you do if this happened to you?" - 424
DRIVING MISS DAISY - "This makes D.M.D. look like Bullitt." - 512
DSS - "This is DSS, huh?" - 706
DUKES OF HAZZARD - "It's hard not to make a D.O.H. comment." - 706
DUNAWAY, Faye - 513
DUST-BUSTER - "It's a D-B." - 106
DUST IN THE WIND - "I really am just D.I.T.W., man, they are so right." - 706
DUTCH MASTERS - "Stand back for D.M.!" - 604
Index: E
EARLY MORNING CALL - "The E.M.C. to voodoo." - 604E.C. - "Look out, E.C.!" - 706
EDGAR WINTER GROUP - "This guy killed himself when the E.W.G. broke up." - 706
EDWARD CD-PLAYER-HAND - 706
EDWARDS, Vince - 513
EEGAH! - 706
EEGAH! - "E. Watch out for snakes!" - 512
EGGERT, Nicole - 513
EGGO - "The secret government E. project." - MOVIE
EISCHIED - "Come on, Mr. Two-Years-from-E." - 512
EISCHIED - "E." - 512
ELECTRA - "I want to see if E. tore up her new shoes!" - 706
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO - "Hired 2: E.B." - 424
ELLISON, Harlan - "They arrested Harlan E.!" - 512
ELVIS PATOIS - "I think she's going for some kind of E.P. thing." - 604
ELVIS: THE DYING DAYS - "Joe Don Baker would be perfect for "E: T.D.D." -512
ELVIS ZOMBIE - "It's an E.Z., thank you, thank you very much, banana sandwich, Elvis has left the kitchen." - 106
ELWAY - "And E. takes him down." - 706
EMERSON, Keith - 706
ENGAGE - "Get ready to e. warp engines, Mr. Crow.... E." - See STAR TREK
ENTWISTLE, John - 106
ENYA - 604
ESPERANTO - "Is this song in E.?" - 604
ESPN - "Next on ESPN: full-contact nightgown wrestling." - 424
ESPN - "ESPN at 3 a.m." - 604
E.T. - "Oh great, E.T. calls, we come, and he's not here." - 706
EVANS, Linda - 512
EVEREADY - "Dear E, I was tied to a pole all night and I left my flashlight on..." - 424
EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER - "So they worship the E.G.?" - MOVIE
EVITA - 513
EXCELLENT DRIVER - "I'm an E.D. I'm not wearing my underwear." - MOVIE
EYE OF THE BEAST - "He's got the E.O.T.B." - 106
Index: F
FADED PHOTOGRAPHS - 424FALLING DOWN - "Mark Hamill in F.D." - 706
FAME - "It's one of the kids from F." - 512
FAMILY CIRCUS - 424H
FAMILY CIRCUS - "I just remembered: F.C. was really funny today." - 424
FANNY FARMER - "What about the pardon from F.F.?" - 424H
FANTASTIC FOUR - "Reed Richards, from the F.F." - 106H
FAREWELL TO ARMS - 513
FAR SIDE, The - 424H
FATHER KNOWS BEST - "Looks like the F.K.B. house." - 513
FATHER MURPHY - "I dreamed I was F.M." - 512
FAVORITE BAND - "There's the name of your f.b. on the side." - 706
FAWCETT, Alan - 706
FAWCETT, Farrah - "It takes a man to wear Farrah F. hair." - 604
FEAR - "Auditions for the band F." - 604
FEARLESS - "Your inflight movie is F." - MOVIE
FEDERAL LAW VIOLATION - "Every f.l.v.!" - 512
FELLA NAMED TORGO - "Torgo, I just met a f.n.T." - 424
FERRANTE AND TEICHER - 706
FESTER, Uncle - 513, 512
FIELDS, Jenny - "I hope she doesn't make like Jenny F." - 424
FIELDS, W.C. - The Master doesn't like children - "He's W.C. F." - 424
FIERSTEIN, Harvey - "He sounds like Harvey F." - 604
FIEVEL GOES WEST - 706
FIFTH - 424
FINAL JEOPARDY - "What is this, F.J.?" - 424
FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS - "Roland Gift, from the F.Y.C." - 106
FINLASON, James - 513
FISCHER, Bobby - 424
FISH - "It's F.!" - 512
FISH - "Is that F.'s wife, typing?" - 706
FLASH GORDON NOISE - "Increase the F.G.N. and put more science stuff around." - MOVIE
FLASHLIGHT - "Dear Eveready, I was tied to a pole all night and left my f. on..." - 424
FLEMISH - "He's flown into a F. painting." - MOVIE
FLIGHT OF ANGELS - "Goodnight sweet Hubble, and a F.O.A. sing thee to thy rest." - MOVIEH
FLOCK OF SEAGULLS - "Ladies and gentlemen, a F.O.S." - MOVIE
FLOYD - "Hey, laser F., cool!" - MOVIE
FLOYD - "A meeting with F. the Barber." - 424
FOLLOW - "I think she wants us to f. her, Laura." - 424
FONZ - "Then the F. comes in and goes 'Heeeeey.'" - 604
FOOTBALL - "Are you ready for some f.?" - 706
FOOTLOOSE - "Just like F." - 106
FORBIDDEN ZONE - "Do the apes know they're filming in the f.z.?" - 706
FORD - "Are you now, or have you ever been, a F. owner?" - 424
FORTRESS - "If I built a f." - 706
FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE - "I think he's doing F.C.A." - 706
FRANCIS, Coleman - 706
FRANCIS - "It's Coleman F. mountain." - 706
FRANKENHOOKER - "Have you seen F.?" - 513
FRANKENSTEIN - "A Francis Ford Coppola production of a Kenneth Branaugh film, Garrick Utley in Ally Sheedy's 'F.'" - 604
FRANKS, Michael - 424
FRAZETTA, Frank - "It's a Frank F. of Frank Zappa." - 424
FREE WEEK - "Your typical F.W. at the Y." - 604
FREHLEY, Ace - "Ace F. has the same kind of business." - 604
FRIENDLY STRANGER - "F.S. in the black sedan." - 706
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY - "Is this F.H.T.E.?" - 106
FUGITIVE - "Regis and Kathie Lee are the F." - MOVIE
FUN - "It's f.!" - 424
FUNKY WINKERBEAN - 706
Index: G
GABRIEL, Peter - "Maybe she could get work in a Peter G. video - 513GABRIEL, Roman - "Do you know Roman G.?" - 512
GAGARIAN, Yuri - "The night I went home with Yuri G." - 106
GAME OVER - "This is a bug hunt, man, a bug hunt. G.o., man, g.o.!" - 424H
GARFIELD - "Ziggy had G. neutered!" - 424H
GARLAND, Judy - "This is where she does her Judy G. impression." - 106
GARRETT, Leif - "If that's Leif G. I'm leaving." - 604
GARRETT, Leif - "Leif G. did more harm than he'll ever know." - 706
GAS STATION - "It's that g.s. that Frank Lloyd Wright didn't design." - 706
GATES, Bill - 706
GATES, Daryl - "Daryl G. on his day off." - 512
GATHER 'ROUND - "G.r., g.r. children, get down." - 706
GENERATION X - "'Cause I'm G.X., that's why." - 604
GENIUS - "Honey, I'm a g., you could kiss me!" - 424
GENTLE GIANT - 706
GETTY, Estelle - "You look like Maude with a hellbeast." "You mean Estelle G." - 424H
GHOSTBUSTERS - "Who've we got on our side? G." - 512
GIANTS - "The G. win the penant." - 604
G.I. JOE - "G.I.J. action set." - MOVIE
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - "It has the star of G.I., and one from Big Valley, and one from the Hamburger Helper commercial." - 106H
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - "OK, guys, I call no singing the G.I. theme." - 512
GINTY, Robert - "Robert G. was a better kisser." - 706
GIRL TALK - "We return to G.T. with Virginia Graham." - 424
GLAD - Don't get mad, "get G." - 424
GLESS, Sharon - "He would make a pretty Sharon G." - 706
GNIP-GNOP - 513
GOD - "I'm the G., I'm the G.!" - MOVIEH
GOD BLESS - "G.B., good night." - 604
GODIVAS - "The choco-holic, his G." - 513
GOD'S DOMAIN - "He tampered in G.D." - 424
GODS MUST BE CRAZY - "The G.M.B.C.!" - 512
GODSPEED - "G., my friend." - 513
GOER - see MONTY PYTHON
GOLDDIGGERS - "They all wanted to be Dean Martin's G." - 424
GOLDSTAR - "Ah! Hey, it's a G." - 512
GOLDSTAR - "Oh, it's a G." - MOVIE
GOOD COP - "Bocca's a g.c.!" - 512
GOODMAN, John - "John G. on Hume Cronyn's back could outrun this guy." - 604
GOOD MOOD - "Oh, Robert Smith is in a g.m. today." - 706
GO OUT - "I used to g.o. with all these women and now they're here, Kodachrome." - 424
GORDON OF GOTHAM - "Hairstyles by G.O.G." - 106
GORE, Al - "She's being followed by Al G." - 604
GRADY - "G., this fall on NBC." - 604
GRAHAM, Virginia - "We return to Girl Talk with Virginia G." - 424
GRANDMOTHER - "Across this room and through that door to g. house we go." - 513
GRANDPA ED - 106
GRAZIANO, Rocky - 513
GREEN, Joseph - "But for Joseph G., there would come another film." - 513
GREEN ACRES - MOVIE
GREEN HORNET - "The G.H." - 512
GRENADINE - 513
GRIER - "Who, Rosey G.?" - 512
GROUND ZERO - "Visit beautiful g.z." - 424
GUBBA - "Hey, Stoker, Murphy, G." - 706
GUGGENHEIM, Crazy - 513
GUNDAROO - "Hey, a G." - 512
GUNTY, Morty - "But first, funnyman Morty G." - 424
GUTTENTAG - "G. [lots of German], ein Auto mieten." - MOVIE
GUTTER-BUMBER-SHOOT - 513H
Index: H
HAGGARD, Merle - "Here's my Merle H. Visa, I assume you take that." - 706HAIR CLUB - "So are you ready to join H.C. yet?" - 512
HAIRCUT - "John Sununu goes for a H." - MOVIE
HAIRCUT 100 - 512
HALE, Alan - 106
HAMBURGER HELPER - "It has the star of Gilligan's Island, and one from Big Valley, and one from the H.H. commercial." - 106H
HAMDINGERS - 512H
HAMILL, Mark - "Mark H. in Falling Down." - 706
HAMMOCKS - "I've got a couple of H. and a sailor's hat I'd like you to wear." - 106
HAND - "And now, a really big H." - 106
HAND - "Light h., get away." - 424
HAND JIVE - "I was born to H.J." - 106
HANDS SO DRY - "H.S.D. can scratch name into it!" - 106H
HANDY, W.C. - 106
HARD - "Sometimes it's h. to be a woman." - 424
HARDCASTLE AND McCORMICK - "H.a.M.: Ride! Riding like a demon..." - 512H
HARD DAY'S NIGHT - "You've had a hard night -- A H.D.N." - 106
HARDER - "Hit it again, h., h.!" - 513
HARRY - "Give 'em hell, H." - 424
HARING, Keith - "Piano by Keith H." - 424
HARING, Keith - "Keith H. was here." - 512
HARVEY THE RABBIT - "I'm your pilot Claude Rains, your co-pilot H.T.R." - MOVIE
HATHAWAY, Miss - MOVIE
HATHAWAY - "A Miss H. alien." - 706
HAWAIIAN TROPIC - "Yes, it's H.T., for that savage buzz." - 424
HAWKING, Stephen - "I just read an article by Stephen H." - 706H
HAWKWIND - "This music has a decidedly H. feel to it." - 706
HEADROOM, Max - "Max H.'s dad." - 106
HEAR - "If you could taste what I h." - 706
HE ASKED ME - "H.A.M.! He asked me!" - See MONTY PYTHON
HELLO - "H? H?" - 513
HELLO - "H., Mr. Magic Plane person, hello." - MOVIE
HELMSLEY, Leona - MOVIE
HELPER, Millie - 513
HELVETICA - "That's the H. constellation we're looking at." - 106
HEPBURN, Katharine - "A Katharine H., "Lion in Winter" hat." - 513H
HIDDEN MITCHELL - "We've h.M. somewhere in this picture." - see MONTY PYTHON
HIGHWAY - "Get your motor running, head out on the h." - 706
HILL OF BEANS - "You know, all the problems of a hunky guy and a wormy sidekick don't amount to a H.O.B. in this world." - MOVIE
HI, MIKE - 424
HIT - "H. it again, harder, harder!" - 513
HODGES, Johnny - "A Johnny H. siren." - 513
HODGKISS DISEASE - "She's a victim of H.D." - 106
HOFFA, Jimmy - "Jimmy H., the last known photo." - 424, 513
HOGAN, Paul - 512
HOGTIED AND RAILROADED - "Well, old Mitchell sure got hisself h.a.r." - 512
HOLZER, Jenny - "Looks like a Jenny H. piece." - 513
HOOK - "And there on his colon was a h." - 512
HOOPLE - "Her name's Molly -- the H.?" - 604
HOOTERVILLE - "So the aliens live in H.?" - MOVIE
HOPPER, Dennis - "He's like a lucid Dennis H." - 706
HORSE WITH NO NAME - "I'd like to call my h.w.n.n. but it doesn't have a name." - 706
HOSER - "Hey, H., take off." - 604
HOT AUGUST NIGHT - "Neil Diamond, H.A.N." - 706
HOUSEWIFE VIGILANTE - "H.V." - 604
HOWARD, Ron - "Ron H. decides to take out brother Clint." - 706
HOWARD, Ron - "Ron H. signals, checks both ways..." - 706
HOWARD BEACH - "I'm sure strolling at H.B. won't be a problem." - 604
HOWELL - "Mr. and Mrs. H's hut is really nice." - MOVIE
HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY - "H.G.W.M.V. was a long time ago." - 706
HOWSER - "Doogie H., detective." - 604
HOWLIN' WOLF - 424
HOW YOU DIDDLY-DOING - 604
HUBBLE - MOVIEH
HUBBLE - "These are images from the H." - MOVIE
HUGO - "Ah, downtown H." - 706
HULK - "Boy, the H. has lost weight." - 706
HUMPERDINCK, Engelbert - 706
HUNKY GUY - "You know, all the problems of a H.G. and a wormy sidekick don't amount to a hill of beans in this world." - MOVIE
HUNTING SPACECWAFT - "I'm h.s." - 706
HURRY - "I've got to h." - 513
HUSBANDS AND WIVES - "Filmed with H.A.W.-cam." - 706
HUTTON, Timothy - "Hey, it's Timothy H." - 106
Index: I
IMAGINE - "I. all the people." - 513IN CARS - "I.C." - 604
INDIAN - "Somewhere an I. is crying." - 512
INDUSTRY - "I., science and technology!" - MOVIE
INKA DINKA DOO - 424, 513
INSIDE - "The calls are coming from i. the house!" - 513
ISOTONER GLOVES - 106
IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY - "I.N.F.M.T.S." - 512
ITSY-BITSY SPIDER - "I-B s. goes up the water..." - 424
Index: J
JACK IN THE BOX - "Well, you shouldn't have eaten at J.I.T.B." - 513JAM HANDY - "J.H. to the rescue." - 424
JAPANESE - "I'm turning J." - 512
J.D. POWERS AND ASSOCIATES - "J.D.P.a.A. ranked these guys most loathsome in their class." - 706
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - "Geez, those J.W. are getting tough." - 512
JEMIMAH - "Contact Dr. J." - MOVIE
JESUS - "Your own personal J." - 604
JETSONS - "The J. 2: After the Armageddon." - MOVIE
JIFFY LUBE - "They've been sucked up into a J.L." - MOVIE
JILLIAN, Ann - "Ann J.'s not a real blonde." - 604
JOHN, Olivia Newton - "Is this 'Deathmask" featuring Olivia Newton J.?" - 604
JOHN-BOY - "Goodnight, J-B." - 512
JOHNSON, Lady Bird - "I'm gonna tell Lady Bird J." - 512
JOHNSON, Randy - 706
JOHNSON, Van - "What about Van J.?" - 604
JO-JO - see BEATLES
JONES, George - "It's George J. as a Wal-Mart greeter." - 706
JONES, Tommy Lee - 604
JORDANNAIRES - 513
JUMP CUT - "Thanks...for the j.c." - 512
JUNIOR G-MAN - "No you can't be a J.G-M., you palooka." - 604
Index: K
KANSAS - "This K. song just makes me so sad." - 604KASEM, Casey - "This is Casey K. This one goes out to..." - 513
KAUFMAN, Andy - 512
K-CAR - "The zombie drives a K-C." - 604
KEANE, Edmond - "Edmond K. didn't have deaths like this." - 513
KEEN, Jane - 513
KEEP AWAY - "K.a. from em! Keep away!" - 424
KEILLOR, Garrison - "Garrison K.'s laughing." - 604
KELLER, Helen - "He's sleeping with Helen K." - 512
KELLER, Max - "Hi, I'm Max K." - 706
KEN - "Mod Hair K." - 604
KENNEDY, Joan - 424
KENNEDY, Ted - "Ted K. in a Barney suit." - MOVIE
KENNY G - "Did you have K.G. playing in your tube?" - MOVIE
KEY LARGO - "Let's rip off the final scene from K.L." - 512
KIDS IN THE HALL - "It's the K.I.T.H." - 604
KIND - "You have a k. face." - 513
KIND FACE - "He has a k.f." - 424
KING BISCUIT FLOWER HOUR - "Hey, you want the radio? K.B.F.H. is on." - 512
KINGDOME - MOVIE
KING HUSSEIN - "I'm K.H." - 512
KINNEY'S SHOES - "He's the guy you used to know who works at K.S." - 424
KIRK, Captain - "I think she's doing Mrs. Captain K." - See STAR TREK
KISS - "So k. a little longer." - 424
KITARO - "This is so embarrassing, he's playing a K. album." - 512
KLINE, Kevin - "Hobson's Choice, you know with Meryl Streep and Kevin K." - 706
KLINGON - "Damn, K. language camp is full." - See STAR TREK
KLINGONS - "Captain, the K. have us in their tractor beam." - See STAR TREK
KLUGMAN, Jack - 424
KNOCK - "K. three times on the ceiling if you want me." - 513
KNOW WHO YOU ARE - "I K.W.Y.A. and I saw what you did." - MOVIEH
KODACHROME - "I used to go out with all these women and now they're here, K." - 424
KRAFTWERK - 706
KRAFTWERK - "Is she playing tennis with K?" - 604
KRESKIN - "Hey, K., quit hogging the bottle." - MOVIE
KRUPA, Gene - "Sounds like Gene K.'s out there." - 424
KUNG FU - "Hey, K.F. got a van." - 706
Index: L
LADD, Cheryl - "Cheryl L. in A Soldier's Story." - 706LADY - "L., when I'm with you I'm smiling." - 706
LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER 2 - "Aren't you Adam West, from L.C.L.2?" - 604
LADY MACBETH - "Then the doctor found L.M wandering the halls..." - 604
LANCOMBE- "I mean, who can afford L. make-up?" - 424
LANDON, Michael - 706
LANDON, Michael - "He did everything in this film, like Michael L. You mean he's a bedwetter?" - 604
LARRY - "Hi, L., I love your show." - 512
LAST PRECINCT - "Do you feel pretty crappy now that 'Danger Theatre' and 'L.P.' have been cancelled." - 604H
LAXATIVE - "I gotta go buy Fish's l." - 706
LAZIEST MAN - "Torgo, you're the l.m. on Mars." - 424
LEADER OF THE PACK - "Look out, look out...L.O.T.P." - 513
LEAVES ARE BROWN - "All the L.A.B., and the skies are gray." - 604
LEAVE THE BRONX - "L.t.B.! You are ordered to l.t.B.!" - 706
LEFT EAR - "I must go cut off my l.e. now." - 424
LENSCRAFTER - "Wait, I'm a L. technician, what does he want with me?" - 706
LETTING IT ALL HANG DOWN - "After midnight I will be l.i.a.h.d." - 706
LIKE FATHER - "L.f., like son? Think about it, won't you?" - 424
LIME - "You put the l. in the coconut and drink it all up." - 513, 604
LIMOUSINE - "Georgia O'Keeffe's massive l." - 706
LIPPERT, Robert - 513H
LIQUID METAL - "L.M." - 512
LITTLE BOY - "Is this the L.B. I carried..." - 604
LITTLE BUDDY - "Skipper! L.B.!" - 106
LITTLE DEBBIE - 424
LITTLE GIRL - "What about the rights of that l.g.?" - 706
LITTLE MERMAID - "Caramel corn's ready. Do you want it in your L.M. bowl?" - 424H
LIZARD KING - "I am the L.K." - 706
LOCKE, Sondra - 706
LOCKHART, June - "Melvin L. -- June's boy?" - 106
LOCKHORNS, The - 424H
LOGGINS, Kenny - "I hope they land on Kenny L." - MOVIE
LONG LIVE THE CASE - "The case is closed. L.L.T.C." - 604
LONG WALK HOME - "The L.W.H." - 604
LOSER ACTOR BOUQUET - "Here's your l.a.b." - 512
LOVE - "I l. this place!" - 513
LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE - "It's like L.A.S." - 106
LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH - 706
L.T. - "Giant? Like L.T., Sims, Bavaro?" - 604
LUBRIDERM - 106
LUCY - "L. I'm home!" - 513
LUKE - see STAR WARS
LUNATIC - "The l. is on the grass." - 512
LYSISTRATA - "This isn't L." - 424
Index: M
MACBETH - "He's doing M." - 424MacRAE, Sheila - 513
MADE FOR - "This scene is strong enough for a manos but made for a womanos." - 424
MADGE - "Someone better call M., the Palmolive case worker." - 106
MAGGIE THE CAT - "Who was looking at M.t.C.?" - 424
MAGIC FINGERS - "I got your m.f. going." - 424
MAIDENFORM - "The M. Woman, you never know where she'll show up." - 424
MAILBOX OF VALUES - "My m.o.v.!" - 706
MAJORS, Lee - "The declining years of Lee M." - 512
MAJOR TOM - "This is M.T. to ground control." - 106
MAKE-OUT COUNTRY LINE - 424
MAKE UP YOUR MIND - "Did you ever have to m.u.y.m." - 512
MALONE, Bugsy - 512
MALPH - "Then Leather Tuscadero comes in with Ralph M." - 604
MALTIN, Leonard - "Leonard M's movie guide." - 706H
MAMA BURGERS - "There's a bag of M.B. waiting for me." - 706
MAMMY - 424
MANCUSO, Nick - Nick M. is Stingray!" - 513
MAN FROM UNCLE - "Our M.F.U. will return..." - 424
MANILOW, Barry - "Do you like Barry M. songs?" - 424
MANNIX - "M: extra large." - 512
MANOS - MOVIEH, 604
MANSON FAMILY REUNION - "It's a M.F.R." - 706
MAO - "Hey, M., try this, it'll knock your socks off." - MOVIE
MARBLE - "M.: edges light quickly." - 513
MARGOLIN, Stuart - "I'm gonna get a series before Stuart M." - 512
MARIA - "If he sings M., I'm going to lose it." - 106
MARIJUANA-BREATH - "You are wrong, M-B." - 706
MARINERS - "M. opening day." - 604
MARK TRAIL - 424H
MARK TRAIL - "What is up with M.T.?" - 604
MAROON - "What a M.!" - MOVIE
H MARTIN, Andrea - "Andrea M. is in mourning." - 604
MARTIN, Dean - "They all wanted to be Dean M.'s Golddiggers." - 424
MARY ANN - "Damn M.A." - 106
MARY KAY - "It's M.K.... Kay... Kay." - 424
MARY KAY - "There's gonna be a M.K. convention." - MOVIE
MATHERS, Jerry - "Looks like a cross between Jerry M. and James Dean." - 106
MATHIS, Johnny - 512
MAUDE - "You look like M." - 424H
MAVERICK - MOVIE
MAWWIAGE - MOVIE
MAXWELL - "Things will work out, Mr. M." - 512
McCAIN, Lucas - "Hey, Lucas M. lives here!" - 512
McDOWALL, Roddy - "Roddy M., Milton Berle." - 106
McDOWALL, Roddy - 706
McDOWALL, Roddy - "Roddy M. is Silkwood." - 706
McGINLEY, Ted - 604
McHENRY SPRING - 706
McQ - "He's gonna strip down to his underwear and watch M." - 512
MEARA, Anne - "The Anne M. of Canada." - 604
MEATLOAF - 512
MEATLOAF - "That's where she keeps M." - 604
MELMAC - "M? Why would he be collecting M?" - 512
MELTON, Sid - 513H
MENTOS - "Even got one for my M." - 424H
MENTOS - "M, the freshmaker." - 604
MEPHISTO - "I saved M., can we keep him?" - 424
MERCURY, Freddie - 424
MERRILL, Carol - 513
MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Norelco's plan for world domination... even its name spells M.C." - 706
MICHEL-JARRE, Jean - 706
MICROSOFT - "A M. meeting goes horribly wrong." - 706
MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR - MOVIEH
MILAVETZ AND ASSOCIATES - "M.a.a. are calling." - 512H
MILLER, Larry - 512
MILLER TIME - "It's M.T." - 106
MILWAUKEE SAWS-ALL - "I'll be right back with a M.S.-A." - 513
MINEO, Sal - "The county jail is full of them -- Sal M. impersonators?" - 106
MITCHELL - "M.!" - 513
MITCHELL, Martha - "Oh, the Martha M. story." - 512
MITTENS - He loves beautiful women... "and he likes to wear m." - 424
MOBSTERS LAUGHING - "M.l., really smiling, selling heroin." - 512
MOCKINGBIRD LANE - "1313 M.L., this is the place." - 106
MONDELLO, Larry - "Larry M. as the Babe." - 604
MONKEY SUIT - "I was in a m.s. and all of a sudden I was in this movie." - 706
MONTICELLO - 512H
MONSTER A GO-GO - "We survived M.A.G.G., we can survive this." - 424
MONTY PYTHON:
GOER - "So you a g., eh? A g.?" - 513
HE ASKED ME - "H.A.M.! He asked me!" - 106
HIDDEN MITCHELL - "We've h.M. somewhere in this picture." - 512
WET - "I w. 'em." - 424
MOODY BLUES - "Manos, thou of primal darkness - "It's a M.B. song." - 424
MOON, Rev. - MOVIE
MOSES - "M. Yes, Yahweh in a can. If you want to summon Yahweh." - 706
MOSES OF SOUL - "The black and red M.o.S." - 424
MOSS, Kate - "It's Christie Turlington and Kate M." - MOVIE
MOST, Donny - "I hate all men except Donny M." - 513
MOST DANGEROUS GAME - 424
MOSTLY DEAD - "He's only m.d." - 513
MOTOR RUNNING - "Get your m.r., head out on the highway." - 706
MOURN - "No time to m., got to get to work." - 513
MR. B. - "Here you go, M.B." - MOVIE
MR. MISTER - 106
MRS. PHYLLIS TORGO - "M.P.T. Guess I kinda like it." - 424
MRS. MINIVER - "M.M. was a long time ago." - 706
MR. T - "One of M.T.'s understated pieces." - 706
MULLIGAN - "I should destroy you, but I'll give you a m. on that one." - 706H
MURPHY - "Hey, Stoker, M., Gubba." - 706
MYERS, Mike - "Tia, it's still better than working with Mike M." - 604
MY OWN PRIVATE AIRFIELD - "Keanu Reeves in M.O.P.A." - MOVIE
MYSTERY DATE - "Your M.D." - 604
MYSTERY GUEST - "Will our M.G. enter and sign in please." - MOVIE
MY THREE SONS - "Looks like Bub from M.T.S." - 106
Index: N
NADIA'S THEME - "Why are they playing N.T?" - 512NA-NOO - "N-N, N-N." - MOVIE
NASH, Johnny - "Johnny N. breaks into a suburban home." - 512
NATIVITY SCENE - "That's an odd N.S." - 604
NEEDHAM, Hal - "Hal N. was brought in to direct this scene." - 604
NEEDHAM, Hal - "Suddenly I long for a Hal N. film." - 706
NELSON, Harriet - "It's Harriet N.'s evil twin." - 106
NEON LIGHTS - "They say the N.L. are bright..." - 604
NESS, Eliot - "Meanwhile, Eliot N. and his Untouchables head for a speakeasy..." - 424
NESS AND HIS MEN - "Meanwhile, N.A.H.M. speed toward Capone's hideout." - MOVIE
NESTEA - "He's doing the N. plunge!" - 604
NEVER GROW OLD - "I'll n.g.o., I'll never die, I'll always eat oatmeal." - 512
NEVER STEAL - "N.s. anything wet." - 424
NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE - "You'll n.t.m.a., coppers!" - 512
NEWFOUNDLAND - "She must be from N." - 604
NEWMAN, Laraine - "She makes Laraine N. look Rubenesque." - 706
NEWMAN, Paul - "Paul N.'s sockarooni sauce." - 513
NEW POPE - "The n.p. has not been chosen." - 424
NICE AND EASY - "I never do anything N.and E." - 604
NICHOLSON - "I could have worked with N." - 604
NIGHT GALLERY - "Tonight on N.G." - 424
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS - "You quipped your way through N.O.T.L." - 513H
NIGHTTIME COUGHING - "It's the N.C. aching sneezing stuffy head fever so you're being chased by a human hand medicine." - 106
99 44/100 PERCENT PURE - 706H
NIXON - "Looks like he's doing a N." - 512
NIXON, Trisha - 424
NOBODY ASKED - "N.a. for a prostitute, take her right away." - 512
NOGA, Helen - 512
NOIVE - "She had a heart and a brain and da n!" - 513
NO MAN - see STAR TREK
NORELCO - "N.'s plan for world domination... even its name spells Merry Christmas." - 706
NORMAN - "N., get away from the window." - 106
NOT - "N!" - 106H
Index: O
O'BRIEN, Conan - "Hey, Conan O." - 604OCCURRENCE AT OWL CREEK BRIDGE - "An O.A.O.C.B." - 706
OFFICER INTERRUPTUS - 424
O'HARA - "Now, Chief O." - 604
OJAI - "O. Crap, I'm still in O." - 706
O'KEEFFE, Georgia - "Georgia O.'s massive limousine." - 706
OLD BLACK WATER - "O.B.W., keep on rollin'." - 706
OLDFIELD, Mike - 706
OLD SMUGGLER - "That O.S. will sneak up on you." - 706
OLSEN - "I bet he's gonna turn her into Mrs. O." - 513
OLSEN, Merlin - "Merlin O. sent him that painting." - 512
OLSEN, Merlin - 512
OMNI THEATER - "This was great when it was at the O.T." - 706
ONE OF THESE DAYS - "O.o.t.d., Alice!" - 424
ON/OFF SWITCH - "What is he expecting, a big o/o s.?" - 424
ORION - "I arrange a hundred dollar company in your name, You mean O?" - 512
ORION - "Oh, look, O. is bankrupt." - MOVIE
ORLANDO, Tony - "Crack of dawn... that's where they found Tony O." - 706
OSBOURNE, Ozzy - What could have done it? "Ozzy O?" - 424
OSMOND, Jimmy - "Jimmy O., all grown up." - 512
OUT COLD FOR HOURS - "I don't know what she got into, but she's been o.c.f.h." - 424
OXY - "Clearasil, O., O." - 106
Index: P
PACKWOOD - Forgive me madam -- "It's Senator P." - 424PALANCE, Jack - "Jack P. fights back." - 604
PANEL - "This beautiful p. could be yours." - 706
PAPA BURGER - "I think I'll have a P.B, you?" - 513
PAPER - "I just want to see Cathy! Buy your own p." - 706
PARASAIL - "Come on, P., jet ski!" - 604
PARSONS, Alan - "Oh great, he lives next to Alan P." - 706
PARTNER - "He was my p. for seven years!" - 512
PASTIES AND A G-STRING - 513
PATRIOTS - "I see their P. don't work either." - MOVIE
PAUL - "P. -- George, John, Ringo? Who am I kidding, they'll never get back together." - See BEATLES
PAYLESS SHOES - "Let's follow our hero as he drives down to P.S." - 604
PEANUT BUSTER PARFAIT - "Why it's a perfectly good P.B.P." - 604
PEARL JAM - "Let's sing something from P.J." - 424
PELLER, Clara - "Take me to Wendy's, I'm meeting Clara P." - 512
PENCILS - "OK, p. down, how much did you risk?" - 513
PENGUIN - "They're talking to the P.?" - 604
PENROSE, Roger - "Roger P. on his best day isn't half as brilliant or as charming as you, I might add." - 424H
PEOPLE'S COURT - "Today on the P.C." - 512
PEOPLE TRY - "P.T. to put us down." - 106
PEPATINE, Joe - "A young Joe P. ponders his fate." - 604
PFEIFFER, Michelle - "He kind of looks like Michelle P." - 604
PHELPS - "Good morning, Mr. P." - 106
PHONE BOOTH - "Karen Carpenter's p.b." - 706
PICARDIAN - 513
PICK-ME-UP BOUQUET - "He seems down. I'll send him a p-m-u b." - 512
PIER ONE - "Look at all the candles, what'd they do, loot P.O.?" - 604
PIG - "The man is a P!" - 604
PIGGY - "Now he's gonna write P. on the wall with his stub." - 513
PIGS - "P., Lies, and Videotape." - 424
PIÑA COLADA - "I saw a Wolman drinkin's a p.c. at Trader Vic's." - 706
PINTER, Harold - "It's The Servant, by Harold P." - 512
PIRANDELLO - "Is that a P. song?" - 513
PITMAN - "Miss Jane P!" - 604
PLACE - "There's a p. for us." - 513
PLACE IN FRANCE - "There's a p.i.F." - 706
PLATH, Sylvia - 513
PLAY-DOH - "P.-D. face, P-D face." - 106
PLEASANT VALLEY ACRES - "The ghetto of P.V.A." - 604
PLEASE - Take his prospects for example - "P." - 424
POCO - "Then I discovered P." - 706
POINTS - "P...of...law." - 513
POLO - "Hey, this is P." - 424
PONCE - "Avelino DeLeon, brother of P." - MOVIE
PORKY'S - "This is like P. without the charm." - 706
PORTER, Cole - "Motorhead, I have their new collection of Cole P. tunes." - 604
POTTERSVILE - "This must be P." - 513
POW - "P., boff, smack." - 424
POWELL, Booth - 513
PRACTICAL JOKE - "This week's p.j., the victim, John Saxon." - 512
PRATER, Ollie Joe - "I'd better stock up on Ollie Joe P. and Jerry Clower tapes." - 706
PRESTON, Billy - "Billy P. takes a solo." - 706
PRICE IS RIGHT - "All this can be yours if the P.I.R.!" - 513
PRICE IS RIGHT - "This island Earth can be yours if the P.I.R!" - MOVIE
PRIDE OF THE ZOMBIES - "P.O.T.Z." - 604
PRINCE - "Prints are small -- P. is pretty small." - 106
PRINCE SPAGHETTI - "Debbie knows it's P.S. night." - 424
PRINCESS - "Bud, P., help me!" - 513
PROGRAM - "This scene was cut from 'The P.'" - 604
PROTEIN BLAST - "There you go, Joe Weider's P.B." - 604
PROXMIRE, William - 513
P.T. 90210 - 512
PULL OVER - "P.o. and squeal like a pig." - 706
PURE CHEWING SATISFACTION - 706H
PURE COUNTRY - 706H
PYRE - "I'm Tom Bodet, we'll leave a p. on for you." - 424
Index: Q
QUALITY'S JOB ONE - "Q.j.o., yep." - 512QUAYLE, Marilyn - "Marilyn Q. in Baby Doll." - 424
QUINN, Anthony - "I'm almost Anthony Q." - 512
QVC - 604H
Index: R
RADAR - "Nothing's impossible, not with r.!" - 513RADIO SHACK - "The store called R.S. is just crap." - 706
RADLEY, Boo - 513
RAINS, Claude - "I'm your pilot Claude R., your co-pilot Harvey the Rabbit." - MOVIE
RAMADA - "I'm gonna go find a R." - 424
RAM DASS - "He woke up R.D." - 706
RANGOON VERSION - "The R.v. of this classic joke." - 706H
RAPUNZEL - "R., R., let down your hair." - 106
RASPBERRY BERET - "This R.B. screamed fun to me!" - 513H
RAY, James Earl - 604
RBIs - "But it's the RBIs that count, right?" - 604
REALITY BITES - "Think this speaks for a whole generation like R.B. or The Big Chill?" - 604
REBEL WITHOUT A HAND - "He's a R.W.A.H." - 106
REDDI-WHIP - "She did one too many R-W. hits." - 604
REDRUM - "She's gonna write r. on his windshield." - 512
RED ZONE CUBA 3 - "R.Z.C.3: The Destruction of Cherokee Jack." - 706
REED, Jerry - "It sounds like Jerry R." - 424
REEVES, Keanu - "Keanu R. in My Own Private Airfield." - MOVIE
REGIS AND KATHIE LEE - "R.and K.L. are the Fugitive." - MOVIE
REGRET - "I R. nothing!" - MOVIE
RENO - "R. gave us the go-ahead, let's do it." - 706
REO SPEEDWAGON - "We'll play R.S. at your funeral." - 706
RESULTS - "And in a moments, the r. of that trial." - 424, MOVIE
REYNOLDS WRAP - "R.W., keeps freshness in, can't keep Mitchell out." - 512
REZNOR, Trent - "Looks like Trent R. ran out of gas." - 706
RHYTHM NATION - "We're part of a R.N." - 513
RICH, Adam - 512
RICH, Charlie - MOVIE
RICHARDS, Reed - "Reed R. from the Fantastic Four." - 106H
RICOLA - MOVIE
RIDDLE ME THIS - "R.M.T., Batman!" - 604H
RIDERS ON THE STORM - 424
RIGHTS - "Oh yeah, what about the R. of that little girl." - MOVIE
RIO - "Her name is R., and she dances..." - 604
RIPTIDE - "This is turning into an episode of R." - 512
RITCHIE, Lionel - "What man do you happen to know that walks on the ceiling? -- Lionel R." - 106
RIVER CITY - There's been enough trouble -- "right here in R.C." - 424
ROAD HOUSE - "Scenes cut from R.H." - 706
ROBERTS, Cokie - "I think you should give Cokie R. a scalp massage." - 604H
ROBERTS, Julia - 424
ROBINSTONE - "It's R. the love machine." - 424
ROCK-CLIMBING - "The maritime equivalent of r-c." - 512
ROCKFORD - "Cut out that R. music." - 512
ROCKFORD - "Sorry, bud, we thought you were R." - 512
ROGERS, Kenny - "Stiglitz, Ansel Adams, Kenny R.?" - 513
ROLFING - "They're r. him to death!" - 424
ROLLIN' ON A RIVER - 706H
ROMERO, Cesar - "Goodbye Cesar R." - 604
ROMERO, George - "George R.'s Casey at the Bat." - 604
ROOSEVELT, Eleanor - 513
ROPER - "Mr. R., you home?" - 512
ROPERS - "The R.: The Final Episode." - 513
ROSE MARIE - "I hope that's not R. M." - 513
ROSWELL - "Hey Wally, come out here and help me find R." - 706
ROURKE, Adam - 706
ROURKE, Mickey - "What, did you have Mickey R. over or something?" - 512
ROVER - "It's R. from the prisoner." - 706
ROW - "R. r. r. your boat, come on, sing, damn it!" - 424
ROWDY FRIENDS - "All my R.F. are coming over later." - 706
ROXEY - "R.!" - 706
ROY - "Hello Sigfried, hello R." - 424
RUBBLE, Betty - 513
RUBENESQUE - "She makes Laraine Newman look R." - 706
RUBY, Jack - "If Jack R. owned a Denny's." - 513
RUSSELL, Jane - 513
RUSSELL, Ken - "This movie has kind of a Ken R. feel to it." - 424
RUSSELL, Rosalind - "I'm Rosalind R." - 512
Index: S
SAMARITAN - "Hi, I'm a S., can I do anything?" - 604SAM'S CLUB - "Let me show you my S.C. membership." - 706
SANDY FRANK - 424
SANG OUT OF TUNE - "What would you do if I S.O.O.T.?" - 604, 706
SAVE THE DAY - "Here they come to S.T.D." - 106
SAXON, John - 512
SCALE - "Adam worked for S. in this film because he wanted to work with this director." - 604
SCARFACE - "S. didn't do that much." - 512
SCI-FI CHANNEL - "Oh please say we get the S-F. C." - MOVIE
SEARS - "Fashions from S." - 706
SEARS AUTO CENTER - "We've taken a S.A.C. waiting room and turned it into headquarters." - 604
SECOND UNIT FOOTAGE - "This movie is comprised strictly of s.u.f." - 706
SENTIMENTAL - "I'm getting s. over you." - 513
SEPARATE PEACE - "This is just like 'A S.P.,' except they didn't leave the dead guy in the street." - 604
SEPTEMBER - "It was the third of S., a day you'll always remember." - 512
SERVANT - "It's 'The S.,' by Harold Pinter." - 512
SEVEN FACES OF DR. LAO - 512H
SHAPE-SHIFTER - see STAR TREK
SHATNER, William - "I think he's taking acting lessons from William S." - See STAR TREK
SHATNER - "S., S., nope, doesn't look like he's in this one, we're safe." - See STAR TREK
SHAW, Artie - "Is Artie S. in this?" - 106
SHAZAM - 604H
SHELL IN THE SHIP - "Hey, Yertle, you left your S.I.T.S." - 706
SHEEDY, Ally - "A Francis Ford Coppola production of a Kenneth Branaugh film, Garrick Utley in Ally S.'s 'Frankenstein.'" - 604
SHENANIGANS - "She's dressed for ladies night at S." - 604
SHIELDS, Brooke - "I used to get lit with Brooke S. a lot." - 604
SHLEMEEL, SHLEMAZEL - "S.S., whatever." - 706
SHORE, Pauly - 513, 706
SHOT - "I s. the me-o, but I didn't shoot the other guy." - 706
SHOT IN THE FACE - "Oh thank you very much, a s.i.t.f., how nice." - 424
SHRINERS - "It's a S. car." - 512
SHUTTLECRAFT - "There's a S. approaching." - See STAR TREK
SHUT YOUR MOUTH - "That Mitchell is one fast...S.y.m.! Hey, I'm just talking about Mitchell." - 512
SID AND NANCY - "S. and N., American style." - 513
SIGFRIED - "Hello S., hello Roy." - 424
SIGN - "A s. left by ancient astronauts?" - 513
SILK STALKINGS - "Almost time for S.S." - 512
SILK STALKINGS - "I wonder if S.S. is on yet?" - 513
SILKWOOD - "Roddy McDowall is S." - 706
SIMON - "Now you're playing S." - MOVIE
SIMON AND SIMON - "Tonight, on a very special S.A.S." - 706
SIMS - "Giant, like L.T? S.? Bavaro?" - 604
SIMULATION - "Not Paul, but an incredible S." - 106
SINATRA - "This is from that new S. album." - 604
SINGER, Marc - "You know what this movie really needs? Marc S." - 424; 513H
SINGLE-ENTENDRE - "I think that was a S.-E." - 604
SING THE ADDITIONAL GRIP/ELECTRIC - MOVIE
SIRENS - "S." - 512
SISTER - "She's my s., she's my daughter, she's my sister." - 424
SISTER BERTRILLE - "They saved S.B. brain." - 513
SISTER MARY ELEPHANT - "Now that I think of it, S.M.E. is really funny." - 706
SIX SHOTS - "I know what you're thinking, did I fire s.s. or only five?" - 706
SKIPPER - "S.! Little buddy!" - 106
SKORT - "He put on a S." - 604
SLEEVE - "Nothing up my s." - 513
SLIME DEVIL - "Denubrian S.D. lot." - MOVIE
SLOW HAND - "I want a lover with a s.h." - 424
SLOW RIDE - "S.R." - 604
SLUG-BUG - 424
SMALL-TOWN GIRL - "S.-T.G. on a Saturday night." - 604
SMILING - "Lady, when I'm with you I'm s." - 706
SMITH, Anna Nicole - "Anna Nicole S. and her husband." - 706
SMITH, Robert - "Looks more like Robert S. from the Cure." - 106
SMITH, Robert - "Oh, Robert S. is in a good mood today." - 706
SMOKE - "S. on the weirdo." - 424
SMOKE - "What's on the water? S." - 512
SNAP-TITE - "We'll call them S.T. limbs." - 513
SNOOP SISTERS - "I think maybe the S.S. are in there." - 512
SNUFF FILM - "This is gonna turn into a s.f." - 424
SNUFF FILMS - 513
SOAKING - "Pancake batter? You're S. in it." - 106
SOCCER TEAMS - "Geez, there are S.T. lying all over the place." - MOVIE
SOCKAROONI - "Paul Newman's s. sauce." - 513
SOLDIER'S STORY - "Cheryl Ladd in A S.S." - 706
SOME ENCHANTED EVENING - "S.E.E." - 604
SOUL, David - 706
SOUPY SALES SHOW - "Looks like the S.S.S." - 513
SOUVENIR - "There's a good grab s. for some lucky fan." - 513
SPACE - "S., the final frontier, these are the voyages of Babylon 5." - See STAR TREK
SPADER, James - "You've got your James S. lessons." - 706
SPAIN - "I claim this land for S." - MOVIE
SPEC - "I'm doing it on s." - 512
SPEED RACER - "Go, S.R." - 424
SPICER - "Hey, S., I'm here for the dope." - 706
SPIN ME - "You S.M. right around baby, right around, like a record baby." - 604
SPOCK - "Help me, S., S.! - see STAR TREK.
SPOCK - "S!" - See STAR TREK
SPOCK - "She's putting on Dr. S.'s housecoat. Dr. or Mr.? Mr." - See STAR TREK
SPOIL - Maybe we should spare the child -- "and s. the rod." - 424
SPOKESMODEL - "The S. competition." - 513
SPOONER - "Shot on location in S., Wisconsin." - 424
SQUEAL LIKE A PIG - "Pull over and s.l.a.p." - 706
SPREADING NEWS - "Start S.N." - 604
SPROUT - "She claims it was the Jolly Green Giant. Frankly, I think it was S." - 604
STANG, Arnold - "Heir to the Arnold S. fortune." - 706
STAR, Matthew - "The power of Matthew S." - 513
STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - "Hey, it's the S.E. in dry-dock." - see STAR TREK
STARSKY AND HUTCH - "S.a.H. have been together a little too long." - 706
STAR TREK:
BABYLON 5 - "Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of B.5." - MOVIE
BOLDLY - "To b. go where no man--" - 513
CAPTAIN'S LOG - "C.L. a bunch of our ship fell off, and nobody likes me." - MOVIE
CAPTAIN'S LOG - "C.L. I've lost my toupee and girdle and can't leave my room." - MOVIE
CREW MEMBERS - "Live of 400 C.M. hang in balance!" - 106H
CREW MEMBERS - "I'm responsible for the 148 c.m. on this ship, 144 of whom we never see." - 706H
ENGAGE - "Get ready to e. warp engines, Mr. Crow... E." - 706H
KIRK, Captain - "I think she's doing Mrs. Captain K." - 106
KLINGON LANGUAGE CAMP - "Damn, K.L.C. is full!" - 604
KLINGONS - "Captain, the K. have us in their tractor beam." - MOVIE
NO MAN - "You're n.m. to me, Mister!" - 513
SHAPE-SHIFTER - "Sid gets the most sales because he's a s-s." - 424
SHATNER, William - "I think he's taking acting lessons from William S." - 106
SHATNER - "S., S., nope, doesn't look like he's in this one, we're safe." - MOVIE
SHUTTLECRAFT - "There's a S. approaching." - MOVIE
SPACE - "S., the final frontier, these are the voyages of Babylon 5." - MOVIE
SPOCK - "S!" - 512, 513, MOVIE
SPOCK - "Help me, S., S." - 604, 706
SPOCK - "She's putting on Dr. S.'s housecoat. Dr. or Mr.? Mr." - 106
STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - "Hey, it's the S.E. in dry-dock." - 512
STAR WARS:
CORVETTE SUMMER - "Luke, join me or you'll star in C.S." - 513
LUKE - "Luke, join me or you'll star in Corvette Summer." - 513
STEIN, Gertrude - 706
STEIN, David - "In the words of David S., Vooda, Vooda." - 604
ST. ELMO'S FIRE - "S.E.F.!" - 604
STEVE - "Hey S., Robbie's upstairs, he's tied Chip to the bed with Dodie's nylons." - 604
STEVE - "S., I followed you to work, you don't really work for a missile plant, S, put the gun down..." - 604
STEVENSON, Adlai - "Adlai S. buys a car." - 424
STIGLITZ - "S., Ansel Adams, Kenny Rogers?" - 513
STILL IN OJAI - "Ojai. Crap, I'm s.i.O." - 706
STILLS, Stephen - 706
STINGRAY - "Nick Mancuso is S.!" - 513
STINSON, Tommy - "It's Tommy S., only heavier." - 604
STIPE, Michael - "It's Michael S.'s head." - MOVIE
STOKER - "Hey, S., Murphy, Gubba." - 706
STONE, Sly - "They call him Sly S." - 604
STOP ME - "Somebody s.m." - 706
STORCH, Larry - "Another Larry S. wannabe." - 706
ST. PAUL WINTER CARNIVAL - "It's a S.P.W.C. medallion." - 706
STRASBERG SCHOOL - "Too many years at the S.S." - 106
STREEP, Meryl - "Hobson's Choice, you know, with Meryl S. and Kevin Kline." - 706
STREISAND, Barbra - "Man, that Barbra S. concert was great." - 604
STROKE ME - "S.M., stroke me." - 604
STRONG ENOUGH - "This scene is s.e. for a manos, but made for a womanos." - 424
SUICIDE - "This was no S. It's murder!" - 106
SUMMERALL, Pat - 513
SUMMER'S DAY - "Shall I compare thee to a S.D.?" - MOVIE
SUN CITY - "I ain't gonna play S.C." - 424
SUNRISE, SUNSET - "My uncle wanted me to sing S.S." - 424
SUNUNU, John - "John S. goes for a haircut." - MOVIE
SUPER EDDIE DEEZEN - 706
SUPERFREAK - "You're a freak, a s., you're super freaky." - 513
SUPER-SOAKER - "I wanted a S-S." - 512
SURPRISE - "S, s., s." - 424
SWANN, Lyle - "Lyle S's motorcycle from Timerider." - 706
SWEET ADELINE - 512
SWEET CHARLOTTE - "Hush, hush, S.C." - 706
SYNERGY - 706
Index: T
TAI CHI - "T.C. in the morning is so great." - 706TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE - "Love you in the T.O.P.O.T.T." - 512
TANG - "I love T.!" - MOVIE
TANGERINE DREAM MUSIC - "The T.D.M. is good." - MOVIE
TARMAGAN - "Now, let's go find some T." - 706
TASTE - "If you could t. what I hear." - 706
TASTER'S CHOICE - "It's the latest episode of the T.C. saga." - 424
TATTLETALES - "I presume you've heard of T." - 706
TAX EVASION - "Ironically, they wind up busting the zombie for T.E." - 604
TEACH THE WORLD - "I'd like to t.t.w." - 706
TECHNICAL COLLEGE - "Meanwhile, at an Elka Ramsey T.C." - 604
TENETIAN TREAT - "Can I have a T.T.?" - 604
TERRYTON - "I thought I was supposed to film a T. commercial out here." - 706
TESH, John - "Alright, John T., I know you're in here." - 512
THANK YOU - "T.y., God, t.y. so bloody much." - 513
THANK YOU - "T.y. very much." - 513
THAT'S HOLLYWOOD!" - "This is the scene they always show on T.H. with Tom Bosley." - 604
THIGHMASTER - "Been hittin' the T., Torgo?" - 424
THING - "Thank you, T." - MOVIE
THING WITH THE DEAL - "Whoa, the T.W.T.D., oh!" - 512
THOMAS, B.G. - "I think B.G. T. is in his room." - 512
THOMAS, Dylan - "Dylan T. last moments on earth." - 513
THORSON, Scott - "He's got a real Scott T. quality." - 604
THREE FACES OF STEVE - "The T.F.O.S." - 604
THREE-M - "And today, T-M is a vibrant company..." - 512
THREW SOME CRAP AROUND - "I was getting into my ape role and t.s.c.a." - 706
THUNDERDOME - "Can't we just get beyond T.?" - 706H
TIMERIDER - "Lyle Swann's motorcycle from T." - 706
TIME TO CALL IT A DAY - "Party's over, T.T.C.I.A.D." - 512
TINKERBELL - "T.'s going down, pull up Tink!" - MOVIE
TIN SOLDIER - "One t.s. rides away." - 706
TIPPERARY - "It's a long way to T., to the sweetest girl I know..." - MOVIEH
TOBLERONE - "Alright, hand over the T." - 604
TOMITA - 706
TOM JONES - "Not since the eating scene in 'T.J.' has a movie been so rife with sensuality." - 604
TOODLES - 706
TORSOS - "You don't bring me t." - 513
TOUCHED ME - "Something t.m. deep inside the day Eddie Deezen died." - 706
TOUCH OF EVIL - "I think they were going for a T.O.E. feel." - 706
TOUGHSKINS - "T." - 604
TOWNSEND, Pete - "He's doing his Pete T. impression." - 106
TOWNSEND, Pete - "Now we know what the world sounds like to Pete T." - MOVIE
TRADER VIC'S - "I saw a Wolman drinkin' a piña colada at T.V." - 706
TRAILER - "The Long, Long, T." - 513
TRAPPIST MONK - "Bodybuilder by day, T.M. by night." - 604
TREMAIN, Johnny - 513
TREVINO - "Mr. T.'s been hit again!" - 512
TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL - "Let's just pretend they're watching T.T.B." - 424
TRIP TO THE MOON - "He looks like the moon in 'A T.T.T.M.' - 512
TROUBLE - There's been enough t. - "right here in River City." - 424
TROUT, Kilgore - "Sorry about the porn, there's a Kilgore T. piece in there." - 512
TRUTH - "You can't handle the t.!" - 512
TUCKER, Marshall - "They've got that antenna to get some Alvin Bishop and Marshall T. music." - 706
TUMMY - "This man had love in his t.!" - 513
TURLINGTON, Christie - "Christie T. and Kate Moss." - MOVIE
TURN - "T. it off, turn it off!" - 424
TURNER, Ike - 513
TURNER, Tina - 604
TUSCADERO, Leather - "Then Leather T. comes in with Ralph Malph." - 604
TWIST AGAIN - "Let's T.A. like we did last summer." - 106
Index: U
UH-HUH, UH-HUH - "That's the way Mr. Gallano wants it, u.u." - 512UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE - "It's from a place called U.D.I." - 106
UNCLEAN THING - "I have touched the U.T." - 106
UNDERALL - "U. aversion therapy." - 706
UNEARTHLY - "Back to the U. set." - 513
UNITARIAN - "My religion forbids inter-species mating. So she's not a U." - 604
UNSER - "Mr. U., we're ready for you." - 424
UPANISHADS - 512H
UTLEY, Garrick - "A Francis Ford Coppola production of a Kenneth Branaugh film, Garrick U. in Ally Sheedy's 'Frankenstein.'" - 604
U2 - "U2 tickets are on sale." - 604
Index: V
VACARO, Brenda - 513VALENTI, Jack - "It's means the victim was Jack V." - 512
VAN - "Hey, Kung Fu got a v." - 706
VAN CLIBURN - 513
VANELLI - "Look out, it's Gino V." - 706
VAN GOGH - "V.G.'s self-portrait." - 424
VAN HALEN, Eddie - 604
VANISHING POINT - "The only really exciting thing is that 'V.P.' is being filmed in the next canyon." - 512
VAN MORRISON - 512
VASE - "A v. or two faces?" - 512
VATICAN TWO - "Ever since V.T., they've really loosened this." - 604
VIACOM - 604H
VICIOUS, Sid - "It's Sid V." - 106
VIEWMASTER - "That's one hell of a V." - MOVIE
VIPER - "This spot reserved for V." - 604
VIRGINIAN - "Tonight, on a very special V." - 706
VITALIS - "Must get V., rub into scalp, stop flaking." - 106
VOODOO - "Do that V...." - 604
Index: W
WACKER - "This isn't W. Drive. We're nowhere near Chicago." - 424WAFFLE - "My W! Oh, the humanity!" - MOVIE
WAKEMAN, Rick - 706
WALDO - "Look, there's W." - MOVIE
WALKING - "Then I have my answer. I'm w. on air." - 424
WALKING TALL - "Shaun Cassidy in W.T." - 706
WALLACE, Marcia - "Marcia W. in the stands today, and here's George Wendt, he's batting .210." - 604
WAL-MART GREETER - "It's George Jones as a W-M. G." - 706
WANDER - I wonder -- "I wa-wa-wa-wa-w." - 424
WARD, Burt - "I'll call Burt W., I know he's not busy." - 604
WASCALLY WABBIT - "You W.W." - 604
WASHINGTON - "W. George, Grover?" - 106
WASHINGTONLAND - "W., the new Disney theme park." - MOVIE
WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES - "Eegah. W.o.f.s." - 512
WATCHTOWER - "W!" - 604
WATERS, John - "Like they're walking into a John W. film" - 424
WATTS, Charlie - "What's Charlie W. doing in there?" - 604
WEATHERWAX, Rudd - "Rudd W. really topped himself with this dog." - 424
WEBB - "Mrs. W? Stop it, Mrs. W." - 513
WEENIEMAN - "This is a job for W.!" - MOVIE
WEETABIX - "There's a box of W." - 706
WEIDER, Joe - "There you go, Joe W.'s protein blast." - 604
WELBY, Marcus - "They live at Marcus W.'s house?" - 604
WELLES, Orson - "This is Orson W. A good cast deserves a second mention." - MOVIE
WEISBERG, Tim - "Look, can we drop off Tim W.?" - 424
WE MARRIED MANOS - "Now back to W.M.M." - 424
WENCES - "Senor W." - 513
WENDT, George - "Marcia Wallace in the stands today, and here's George W., he's batting .210." - 604
WEST, Adam - 604
WET - "I W. 'em." - See MONTY PYTHON
WHAT'S MY LINE? - "The panel from W.M.L. is sitting behind her." - 513
WHAT'S THIS? - "W.T.?" - 604
WHAT'S THIS? - "W.T.? Our fanatical physician..." - 513
WHERE THE FLAVOR - "I've come to w.t.f. is, but nothing's happening." - 706
WHISKEY BAR - "Show me the way to the next W.B." - 706
WHITE FANG - "W.F., no!" - 513
WILD AND CRAZY - "We are two w.a.c. guys." - 512
WILLIAMS AND REE - "They are just like W.a.R." - 706
WILSON PHILLIPS - "It's the W.P. break-up." - 424
WIPEOUT - "W." - 706
WOBBLES - "Torgo w. but he doesn't fall down." - 424
WOKE UP - "W.U., fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head." - 604
WOMEN WHO LUNCH - "W.w.l. and the manos who love them." - 424
WONDERFUL - "I may be w., but I think you're wrong." - 424
WONDERFUL - "I tell myself it's w." - 512
WOOLY SWAMP - "If you ever go down to the W.S." - 706
WORMY SIDEKICK - "You know, all the problems of a hunky guy and a W.S. don't amount to a hill of beans in this world." - MOVIE
WORSE - "You know how there's always someone w. off? I'm that guy!" - 513
WORSHIP - "Kids w. the darndest things!" - 424
WRIGHT, Frank Lloyd - "It's that gas station that Frank Lloyd W. didn't design." - 706
WYNN, Keenan - 706
WYNN BENEATH MY KEENAN - "You are the W.B.M.K." - 706
Index: Y
YAHOO SERIOUS - "Let's just hope he landed on Y.S." - 512HYAHWEH - "Moses. Yes, Y. in a can. If you want to summon Y..." - 706
YANNI - 512
YEAH, THAT'S IT - "I'll explore -- Y.T.I." - MOVIE
YERTLE - "Hey, Y., you left your shell in the ship." - 706
YES DEAR - "Y.d, I'm doing it, dear." - 424
YOUNG, Neil - "She's resurrecting Neil Y." - 604
YOUNG LIFE - "Wait'll my Y.L. meeting hears about this." - 604
YOUNG PHILADELPHIANS - "Snapshot of Adam and the Y.P." - 604
YO-YO MA - "Y.-Y.M. goes camping." - 604
YUKON CORNELIUS - 706
Index: Z
ZAPPA, Frank - "It's a Frank Frazetta of Frank Z." - 424ZAZLO, Jeffrey - "What is this, Jeffrey Z.?" - 424
ZELLER, Fuzzy - "It's got a great article on Fuzzy Z." - 512H
ZIGGY - "Z. had Garfield neutered!" - 424
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