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The MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog
Created by a Cast of Usenet Thousands
Updated May 21st, 1997
Compiled by Harold Henry
Chaput
Here is the latest version of the MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog. I have added
the catch phrases suggested to me via email or news. If you know of any catch
phrases that are not on this list, please let me know.
A "catch phrase" is a phrase that is repeated in more than one episode of
MST3K with no significant content alterations. By these rules, running gags
internal to a single show (e.g., "James Arness... I mean Peter Graves!" from _It
Conquered the World_) and volatile context- based phrase changes (e.g., "Jim
Henson's Ghandi Babies", "This week on 'Tormented'", etc.) are disqualified. A
good rule of thumb: if you can use the phase in several conversations without
changing it at all, it's probably a good catch phrase. (Test this rule at your
own risk!)
Also, quotes here are listed as they "appear" in MST3K, and not necessarily
in their original form. The reason is that I intend this to be a Catch Phrase
Catalog, not a Catch Phrase Sources Catalog.
The list is alphabetized for use with the MST3K Drinking Game.
Enjoy.
- A planet where apes evolved from men? (Planet of the
Apes)
- Again? (a la Rocky Squirrel) (The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show)
- Again with the finger! (The Sunshine
Boys[?])
- Ahhh, Ricky... (I Love Lucy)
- 'Allo, Sigfried! 'Allo, Roy! (Sigfried and Roy)
- Allright? S'allright! (Senor Wences)
- Am I a CLOWN?! Do I AMUSE YOU?! (GoodFellas)
- Ancient Chinese secret, huh? (commercial)
- Animels vill be bred und SLAUGHTERED! (Dr. Strangelove)
- And there, on the door handle, was a HOOK! (Traditional campfire story)
- Are you known for your work in the theater? (What's My Line?)
- Are you talking to me? (Taxi Driver)
- ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! (Dog Day
Afternoon/Attica)
- Beware of the dwarf. (Foul Play)
- Bite me!
- Boy, boy, crazy boy... (West Side Story)
- Bring out your dead. (Monty
Python and the Holy Grail)
- By this time my lungs were aching for air. (Sea Hunt)
- Centerville. A realy good place to bring your kids up. (200 Motels)
- Charlie, they took my thumbs! (The
Pope of Greenwich Village)
- Chili peppers burn my gut. (Side Hackers)
- Conform...conform...
- Damn you all to hell! (Planet of the
Apes)
- Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.
- Dickweed!
- Do not bring your evil here. (Swamp Thing)
- Do you find me pleasing? Do I please you? (Star Trek, TOS, pilot)
- Do you want to go faster? (Yea!) Raise your hands if you want to go
faster! (Yea!)
- Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
- Don't look at me! Don't you look at me! Mommy! MOMMY! (Blue Velvet)
- Don't you do it! (An Officer
and a Gentleman)
- Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
- Exterminate! Exterminate! (Dr. Who)
- Faster,
pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Fisher! (Commercial)
- Football practice! (Shocker)
- Game over, man! (Aliens)
- Go to bed, old man! (Dana Gould)
- Good night and may God bless! (Red Skelton)
- Groovy! (Evil Dead 2 & 3)
- Gymkata!
- He is one weird mamma jamma.
- He tamperred in God's domain. (Bride of the
Monster)
- He's dead, Jim. (ST:TOS)
- Hello, Cleveland! Rock and roll! (Spinal Tap)
- Hello, Shoil! (Laverne & Shirley)
- Hi-Keeba! (Women
of the Prehistoric Planet)
- Honey West!
- Hooker's a good cop! (TJ Hooker)
- How about a little fire, Scarecrow? (Wizard of
Oz)
- How fortunate! This will simplify everything! (The Phantom
Creeps, Episode 2, a la Bela Lugosi)
- How would you like it if we picked YOUR apples? (Wizard of
Oz)
- Howard Johnson is right! (Blazing Saddles)
- Hurts, don't it? Tell your friends. (Road House)
- Huzzah! (ren fest)
- I WILL kill him! (Dune)
- I am Ironman!
- I am Kirrok! (Star Trek, TOS)
- I am not an animal! I am a human being! (The Elephant
Man)
- I am the god of hellfire and I bring you...
- I can't come back, folks! I don't know how it works! Goodbye! (Wizard of
Oz)
- I could go for a char-broiled hamburger sandwich and some french-fried
potatoes. (Jungle
Goddess)
- I got nowhere else to go! (An Officer
and a Gentleman)
- I had Jello today.
- I like you--that's why I'm going to kill you last. (Commando)
- I love my dead gay son! (Heathers)
- I regret nothing!
- I smell a rat -- a big Commie rat. (Dr. Strangelove)
- I want Rockford dead! (The Rockford Files)
- I wet `em. (Monty Python)
- I'd hate to shoot a butt like that.
- I'll harm you! (Joe Besser)
- I'm Batman (Batman)
- I'm a Grimwold Warrior! (The
Viking Women and the Sea Serpent)
- I'm comin' Beanie Boy! (Beanie and Cecil)
- I'm dead now. Please don't smoke. (Yul Brynner, a la
commercial)
- I'm going to give you such a pinch! (Joe Besser)
- I'm huge!
- I'm hysterical, and I'm wet, and I'm in pain! (The Producers)
- I'm made of liquid metal. (T2, a la Ahnold)
- I'm not dead yet! (Monty
Python and the Holy Grail)
- I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open. (Hercules
Unchained)
- I'm the god! I'M THE GOD! (Twilite Zone, "The Little People")
- Interesting--but STUPID! (Laugh-in)
- Is it safe? (Marathon Man)
- It is balloon! (F Troop)
- It puts the lotion on its skin. (Silence of the
Lambs)
- It stinks! [w/ OK hand gesture] (Pod People)
- It's... (Monty Python)
- It's a mad house! A mad house! (Planet of the
Apes)
- It's fun.
- It's hot and it hurts and stuff. (Bactine commercial)
- It's my way or the highway. (Road House)
- Jane, stop this crazy thing! (Jetsons)
- Join us! (The Evil
Dead)
- Just shakin' the bushes, boss. (Cool Hand Luke)
- Knew your father I did. (Mr. B Natural)
- Krakatoa, east of Java. Bentonville, east of Muncie.
- Let's go do some crimes. (Repo Man)
- Life is simple here in Grovers Corners. (Our Town)
- Live, dammit, live! You've never given up on anything in your life, now
LIVE!" (The
Abyss)
- Look into your heart! (Miller's
Crossing)
- Mazola corn goodnness... (Mazola commercial)
- McCloud!!! (McCloud)
- Mendoza! (The Simpsons)
- Mitchell! (Mitchell)
- Mm-HMMMMmmmm, that's good weed! (Carson, a la Art Fern)
- Mr. Bond, you have a nasty habit of surviving.
- My mother was a saint! (Public Enemy
Number One)
- My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (The Princess Bride)
- N Y P D (NYPD)
- No, mommy, not the clown suit!
- Noonan! Noonan! Don't MISS! (Caddyshack)
- Now it's garbage. (The Odd Couple)
- Oh, for fun!
- Oh, suddenly *I'm* the jerk!
- Oh, the
humanity... (Hindenburg disaster newsreel)
- Oh, the pain, the pain... (Lost In Space)
- Ohhhh, lady! (Jerry Lewis)
- Oh, may I? (Steve Martin in The Muppet
Movie)
- Oops, sorry! That was me...
- Ouch! I fell on my keys. (The Producers)
- Oui, I sure did that thing. (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
- Paging Mr. Herman (Peewee's Big
Adventure)
- Peppridge Fa-ahm remembahs. (commercial)
- Poopie!
- Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL! (Indiana
Jones and the Temple of Doom)
- Pull my finger!
- Puma? Puma! (Ring of Terror)
- Put your shoes on, we're at grandma's.
- Rosebud... (Citizen Kane)
- Saaaaaaay!
- Saigon. I can't believe I'm still in Saigon. (Apocalypse Now)
- Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel. (Batman TV Series)
- Sanctuary! (The
Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939))
- Serpentine! Dodge the bullets! (The In-Laws)
- Skipper! Little buddy! (Gilligan's Island)
- SLEEP!
- Smuckers jellies and jams...
- Some thing is wrong on Saturn 3.
- Soylent Green
is made from people!
- Spock! Spock! (Star Trek, TOS)
- Stately Wayne Manor... (Batman)
- Stay alive, no matter what occurs. I will find you! (Last of the
Mohicans)
- Stay off the moors. (An
American Werewolf in London)
- Stella!!! (A Streetcar
Named Desire)
- Switch. Jimmy
Smits
- Thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet!
- Thank you, sir, may I have another?
- That's what I'm asking. I don't know! THIRD BASE! (Abbott and Costello)
- The horror! The horror! (Apocolypse Now)
- This is CNN.
- This is gonna be my new Saturday night thing. (Road House)
- This is no place for a convertable! (Phil Silvers in It's a
Mad Mad Mad Mad World)
- This square bugs me! He really bugs me! (Wild Rebels)
- This was no boating accident. (Jaws)
- Throw me the whip! Throw me the idol! (Raiders of the
Lost Ark)
- Thunderbirds are
GO!
- Time for go to bed. (The Unearthly)
- Tonight on Rescue 911 (Rescue 911)
- Tonight, on a very special Trapper John, MD
- Trumpy, NO! (Pod People)
- Turn it off! Turn it off! (Hardcore)
- Warriors, come out and play! (Warriors)
- Watch out for snakes! (Eegah)
- Water: the source of all life.
- We're gonna get a bigger boat, right? (Jaws)
- We're having an adventure--just like the Goonies!
- Welcome to Death Valley
Days. The driver is either missing or he's dead. (a la Ronald Reagan)
- What about Scarecrow's brain? (The Wizard of
Oz)
- What manner of men are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
- What would McGyver do?
- What's that, boy? Daddy's hurt? Down in deadrock canyon? (Lassie)
- When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way, man! (West Side Story)
- Who's the new girl?
- Whose woods these are, I think I know... (Robert Frost, "Stopping by Woods
on a Snowy Evening")
- Works every time. (Billy Dee Williams, Colt '45 Malt Liquor commercial)
- Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane. Cost, no one can say. (Citizen Kane)
- You... are going... to die! Because I... am going... to KILL you!
- You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men)
- You have got to be kidding me!
- You will bow down before me! (Superman)
- You did it! You finally did it! (Planet of the
Apes)
- You die Joe!
- You go; I'm bitter.
- You must Sink
the Bismarck!
- You're lucky my chick's here.
- You're gonna make it after all... (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)
- You're ruining it for me.
- You're soaking in it!
- You've broken ape law. (Planet of the
Apes)
I just wanted to take this time to thank the following contributors:
- pravn@mvp.rain.com (Petrea Mitchell)
- westerfi@cogsci.UCSD.EDU (Marissa Westerfield)
- "Hall, Richard A SSgt"(HallR@comm.vafb.af.mil)
- DDTQ48A@prodigy.com (MR STEPHEN K BLATT)
- "Ben Robertson" (obiwan@fox.nstn.ca)
- (matt@aai.com)Matthew Soffen
- (carra@thunder.indstate.du) The Great AtA
- "Tracy W. Bush"(superboy@netcom.com)
- LRAM8@aol.com
- Beebe (3VQ7VOSNIAKK@VMS.CSD.MU.EDU)
- Applefrien@aol.com
- YRTP70B@prodigy.com (MR LANCE W KETT)
- pcone@a.crl.com
- SlaqJak@aol.com
- (timsk@microsoft.com)Tim Skelly
- (charles@westlake.com)Charles Hildebrandt
- (matthew.soffen@the-spa.com) Matthew and Linda Soffen
- "R. Taylor"(rich@cdmnet.com)
- "javier c. rivera"(riveraj@uwp.edu)
- (ksansaur@umich.edu) Kathy Sanderson
- (syegul@ix.netcom.com) Serdar Yegulalp
- Amanda Flowers
- "Petrilli"
- (mapasq@maila.wm.edu) Mike Pasquale
- (frch758@hhpo4.frc.mass.edu)Pam Pyles
- JakeThFake@aol.com
- (torgo@norwich.net)Robert Sedler
- ADuralde@aol.com
- (swoods@pharos.uwc.edu)Brian Woods
- bluzman@tir.com
- (exubpc@exu.ericsson.se)Brian Cahill
- davey23@in.net
- (evan2@erols.com)Evan Talbott
- Jeffrey-@Augustana.edu
- (hargrot@email.uah.edu)Tony Hargrove
- "Michael L. Gastin"(dard@earthlink.net)
- (tvfrank@ix.netcom.com)mike bird
- "Wempa, Eric"(ewempa@njebmail.njeb.att.com)
- (Gormley@icdc.com)donald gormley
- "Chuck Little"(wdeagle@msn.com)
- "Sean O'Gara"(SEANOG1@concentric.net)