Enter your favorite MST quote or two.. Every now and then they get added to the quote rotation above. (Duplicates will be removed) Quote: (quote marks added automatically) Speaker: Episode:  «  101 The Crawling Eye102 Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy103 Mad Monster104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet105 The Corpse Vanishes106 The Crawling Hand107 Robot Monster108 The Slime People109 Project Moonbase110 Robot Holocaust111 Moon Zero Two112 Untamed Youth113 The Black Scorpion- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 201 Rocketship X-M202 The Sidehackers203 Jungle Goddess204 Catalina Caper205 Rocket Attack USA206 The Ring of Terror207 Wild Rebels208 The Lost Continent209 The Hellcats210 King Dinosaur211 First Spaceship on Venus212 Godzilla Vs. Megalon213 Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 301 Cave Dwellers302 Gamera303 Pod People304 Gamera Vs. Barugon305 Stranded In Space306 Time of the Apes307 Daddy-O308 Gamera Vs. Gaos309 The Amazing Colossal Man310 Fugitive Alien311 It Conquered the World312 Gamera Vs. Guiron313 Earth Vs. The Spider314 Mighty Jack315 Teenage Caveman316 Gamera Vs. Zigra317 Viking Women Vs. the Sea Serpent318 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II319 War of the Colossal Beast320 The Unearthly321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians322 Master Ninja323 The Castle of Fu Manchu324 Master Ninja II- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 401 Space Travelers402 The Giant Gila Monster403 City Limits404 Teenagers from Outer Space405 Being from Another Planet406 Attack of the Giant Leeches407 The Killer Shrews408 Hercules Unchained409 The Indestructible Man410 Hercules Against the Moon Men411 The Magic Sword412 Hercules and the Captive Women413 Manhunt in Space414 Tormented415 The Beatniks416 Fire Maidens of Outer Space417 Crash of the Moons418 Attack of the Eye Creatures419 The Rebel Set420 The Human Duplicators421 Monster a Go-Go422 The Day the Earth Froze423 Bride of the Monster424 "Manos" The Hands of Fate- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 501 Warrior of the Lost World502 Hercules503 Swamp Diamonds 504 Secret Agent Super Dragon505 Magic Voyage of Sinbad506 Eegah!507 I Accuse My Parents508 Operation Double 007509 Girl in Lovers Lane510 The Painted Hills511 Gunslinger512 Mitchell 513 The Brain That Wouldn't Die514 Teen-Age Strangler515 Wild, Wild World of Batwoman516 Alien from L.A.517 Beginning of the End518 The Atomic Brain519 Outlaw520 Radar Secret Service521 Santa Claus522 Teen-Age Crime Wave523 Village of the Giants524 12 to the Moon- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 601 Girls Town602 Invasion U.S.A.603 The Dead Talk Back604 Zombie Nightmare605 Colossus and the Headhunters606 The Creeping Terror607 Bloodlust608 Code Name: Diamond Head609 The Sky Divers610 The Violent Years611 Last of the Wild Horses612 The Starfighters613 The Sinister Urge614 San Francisco International615 Kitten With a Whip616 Racket Girls617 The Sword and the Dragon618 High School Big Shot619 Red Zone Cuba620 Danger! Death Ray621 The Beast of Yucca Flats622 Angels' Revenge623 The Amazing Transparent Man624 Samson Vs. the Vampire Women- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 701 Night of the Blood Beast702 The Brute Man703 Deathstalker704 The Incredible Melting Man705 Escape 2000706 Laserblast- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 801 Revenge of the Creature802 The Leech Woman803 The Mole People804 The Deadly Mantis805 The Thing That Couldn't Die806 The Undead807 Terror From the Year 5000808 The She Creature809 I Was a Teenage Werewolf810 The Giant Spider Invasion811 "Parts": The Clonus Horror812 The Incredibly Strange Creatures...813 Jack Frost814 Riding With Death815 Agent for H.A.R.M.816 Prince of Space817 Horror of Party Beach818 Devil Doll819 Invasion of the Neptune Men 820 Space Mutiny821 Time Chasers822 Overdrawn At the Memory Bank- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 901 The Projected Man902 The Phantom Planet903 Puma Man904 Werewolf 905 The Deadly Bees 906 The Space Children 907 Hobgoblins 908 The Touch of Satan 909 Gorgo 910 The Final Sacrifice 911 Devil Fish 912 The Screaming Skull 913 Quest of the Delta Knights - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1001 Soultaker1002 Girl In Gold Boots1003 Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders1004 Future War1005 Blood Waters Of Dr. Z1006 Boggy Creek II1007 Track Of The Moon Beast1008 Final Justice1009 Hamlet1010 It Lives By Night1011 Horrors Of Spider Island1012 Squirm1013 Diabolik- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - K00 The Green SlimeK01 Invaders from the DeepK02 Revenge of the MysteriansK03 Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2K04 Gamera Vs. BarugonK05 GameraK06 Gamera Vs. GaosK07 Gamera Vs. ZigraK08 Gamera Vs. GuironK09 Phase IVK10 Cosmic PrincessK11 Humanoid WomanK12 Fugitive AlienK13 SST Death FlightK14 Mighty JackK15 SuperdomeK16 City on FireK17 Time of the ApesK18 The Million Eyes of Su-Muru K19 HangarK20 The Last ChaseK21 Legend of the Dinosaur

Last Quote Added: 4839 "Now Ms. Yashuko has lost direct contact with time. (professor) She thinks she thinks she's in Dresden during the war " -Tom Servo (Operation Double 007)

MST Quotes Addendum: (Number of Entries: 4839)

Archive 4838 "Fight Coreography by Dom Deluise" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4837 "(In British accent)John Bonham....MOBY DICK" -Joel (Pod People) 4836 "That's the spirit we need in our hookers!" -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 4835 "He had his hat in his lap for a reason." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 4834 "Really, REALLY Big Brother!" -Mike Nelson, on the Chairman (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 4833 "Runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got Coleman Francis on my mind." -Mike (Red Zone Cuba) 4832 "Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone." -Tom Servo (Speech: Platform Posture and Apperance) 4831 "The Johnson Coat Rack Company issued a recall today." -Mike (Bloodlust) 4830 "Indiana Nerd and the Temple of Dork." -Crow (Bloodlust) 4829 "Excuse me, you're under arrest. I'm going to take you to the federal building here." -Mike (San Francisco International) 4828 "Which belt should I use?" -Mike (San Francisco International) 4827 "Two words kid: Foster Home." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4826 "Davey, let me introduce you to these federal agents. They are what you young people call bad asses." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4825 "Pernell's got a built-in grimace." -Mike (San Francisco International) 4824 "Davey, this is probably the wrong time to tell you, but this a federal offense, stealing a plane and all." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4823 "Now keep going until you run out of gas." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4822 "The faces of those you've wronged will be floating up on your left." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4821 "Where's the vomit bag?" -Crow (San Francisco International) 4820 "Davey, I need to know where your dental records are." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4819 "Puf-n-stuf, help me!" -Mike (San Francisco International) 4818 "How do I get rid of the pee smell?" -Crow (San Francisco International) 4817 "You're gonna die . . down there." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4816 "Davey, all those people down there are getting divorced because of you." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4815 "Damn subplots keep washing ashore." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4814 "No one in the airport loves me." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4813 "Let's go find somebody else to shoot." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4812 "So is that Hoss guy really nice?" -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4811 "Recognize the dye job?!" -Mike (San Francisco International) 4810 "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4809 "The answer my friend is blow it out your ass." -Mike (San Francisco International) 4808 "The sensuous pagan ritual begins." -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4807 "She's been blind and all ever since... her husband got killed in the war. Makes sense." -Cliff Weismeyer, Tom Servo () 4806 "Finally, the hundreds of STD's take their toll." -Crow (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4805 "The best way to get it is to lick it off my chest." -Tom Servo (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4804 "Man, I'm glad I found out how high maintenance she is before I married her. " -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4803 "She really like me, really, sure I hypnotized her a little to prime the pump, but I can tell she really likes me!" -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4802 "Thanks, I really wanted to know what kind of soup you had for dinner." -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4801 "Mike, you think if I went away and painted the entire satellite and then came back, that I'd miss anything?" -Crow (Devil Doll) 4800 "Did I just see someone walk in and paw my puppet?" -Mike (Devil Doll) 4799 "That's not my call girl already, is it?" -Mike (Devil Doll) 4798 "Look Varelli, jump up my wooden butt!" -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4797 "Roy Clark, crossdresser." -Mike (Devil Doll) 4796 "Shouldn't this be over?" -Tom Servo (A Case of Spring Fever/Squirm) 4795 "MORE GREY ASSES!" -Tom Servo (A Case of Spring Fever/Squirm) 4794 "Shouldn't this be over?" -Tom Servo (A Case of Spring Fever/Squirm) 4793 "I love our creepy conspiratorial laughs about nothing." -Tom Servo (Squirm) 4792 "Put more Science stuff around and turn up the Flash Gordon Sound Effects. " -Tom Servo ((MST3k-the Movie)) 4791 "Wait, I'm not Jeff Altman. Honest!" -Tom Servo (Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster) 4790 "Excuse me sir, I'll have to check your package." -Tom Servo (Outlaw) 4789 "Yesterday pizza, today butter, tomorrow the world." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4788 "What time do you get your pants lowered?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4787 "Hey, Bird lives, man." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4786 "Vic Damone's on the phone, he'd like his sound back." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4785 "There's that Dudley Do-Right smile again." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4784 "Wow, she does look like Lou Reed from the Transformer album." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4783 "Wow, these are the rowdiest group of youths since Altamont." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4782 " . . and get me my Philipino house boy." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4781 "Now I know this is bad luck, but you're already in the movie." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4780 "Hey, his mother was a saint!" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4779 "Got . . to . . think . . must . . try . . to think . . but . . too stupid. " -Joel (Daddy-O) 4778 "Hey, remember what he did to the apple." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4777 "Yeah, I bit the heads off chickens." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4776 "Do I get the job or not?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4775 "Well no one else has these." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4774 "Kid? I'm an adult. Like I'm only 43 and everything." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4773 "Paul Newman and Tom Cruise in The Color of Days of Thunder, The Car, Christine, Herbie." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4772 "Now on the border of Czechoslovakia and East Germany." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4771 "Now we see Tom McHale test the '53 Ford Victoria and it really performs." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4770 "Now is that Brian Dennehy or Charles Durning?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4769 "We're all going to die alone and afraid." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4768 "Like my hair? I just mowed it." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4767 "I can get this kind of abuse at the Kennedy mansion." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4766 "Ok now whose breasts are bigger?" -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4765 "Now he's singing about the continental breakfast." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4764 "He's singing the left side of the menu." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4763 "Hey, it's Captain Kangaroo and Mr Green Jeans out clubbing." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4762 "Hey check it out, it's Los Lobos, with Steve Allen on bass." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4761 "Yeah, if you stay here long enough, you might see somebody's knees." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4760 "Today's youth, hopped up on crack, crystal meth, formaldihyde processed opium, tar herion, amd Palmade." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4759 "Yeah, but she was delirious from the smell of bleach." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4758 "Hey Mr Douglas." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4757 "Elmer C Rhoden, Jr., I think we've all enjoyed Elmer and his fine glue products." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4756 "Daddy-O, must be Harry-O's father." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4755 "T is for tormented, tortured, and teased." -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4754 "P is for plagerism from Ogden Nash." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4753 "P is for PETA who is boycotting this." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4752 "N is for float . . huh?" -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4751 "Elvis has ordered an ice cream cone." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4750 "Look out! There's a huge shapely woman lounging next to the boat." -Crow (Alphabet Antics) 4749 "Fun on the hot slide when you burn your buns." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4748 "E is for electrodes to prod them on." -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4747 "D is for damned as in Village of." -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4746 "(as Jodie walkes out of ELLENS CAFE) Whats Ann Heche doing in there?" -Tom Servo (The touch of Satan) 4745 "Please take your bloody clothes of on the porch please!" -Tom Servo (The touch of Satan) 4744 "You done blowing groceries?" -Tom Servo (The touch of Satan) 4743 "They're radically altering their size, depending on your perspective." -Mike (as man in helicopter, observing the grasshoppers and how they constantly change size proportions throughout the film) (Beginning of the End) 4742 "Circus on Ice NO!!!" -Joel,Crow,Tom,Gypsy (Monster a Go-Go) 4741 "Godbye Joe" -Tom (Werewolf)

4740 "Thats no asteroid thats a battle station." -Joel (The Green Slime) 4739 "So we're watching someone WAITING for someone. Huh." -MIKE NELSON (Laserblast) 4738 "Bah buh-da buh dah dah." -Mike Nelson (Danger! Death Ray) 4737 "Thin plot; endlessly re-stated." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4736 "Shoot the film first; ask questions later." -Mike Nelson (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4735 "I love our creepy conspiratorial laughs about nothing." -Tom Servo (Squirm) 4734 "Shoot the film first; ask questions later." -Mike Nelson (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4733 "Thin plot; endlessly re-stated." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4732 "Bah buh-da buh dah dah." -Mike Nelson (Danger! Death Ray) 4731 "Movie BAD. Movie GO 'WAY... HATE MOVIE!" -'Monsterized' Tom Servo (High School Big Shot) 4730 "Yeah, a real pile of goo. You know him?" -Tom Servo (The Amazing Colossal Man) 4729 "I'm just as god made me, ma'am." -Crow as Torgo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4728 "What ABOUT the Valley Lodge?!?" -Tom Servo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4727 "I'm just as god made me, ma'am." -Torgo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4726 "What ABOUT the Valley Lodge?!?" -Tom Servo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4725 "Davey, let me introduce you to these Federal Agents. They are what you young people call 'Bad Asses.'" -Crow T. Robot (San Francisco International) 4724 "Billy: go to Expression Two." -Crow T. Robot (Laserblast) 4723 "There is just plain no need for sex. You tell 'em, Sarah." -old ladies at table in gym (The Creeping Terror) 4722 "SWIM!! Let the current take you away!" -Tom Servo (The Creeping Terror) 4721 "This is Andy Warhol's 'Driving.'" -Tom Servo (The Creeping Terror) 4720 "See, when a monster loves a car, very much..." -Mike Nelson (The Creeping Terror) 4719 "So we're watching someone waiting for someone. Huh." -Tom Servo (Laserblast) 4718 "Mobsters laughin', really smilin': a man sellin' heroin." -Tom Servo (Mitchell) 4717 "Like when you crank 'Don't Fear the Reaper.'" -Mike Nelson (Laserblast) 4716 "Could we have MORE annoying ambient sound, please?" -Tom Servo (Track of the Moon Beast) 4715 "Here's your loser actor bouquet." -Crow T. Robot (Mitchell) 4714 "I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six gorlocks, or only five?" -Crow T. Robot (Laserblast) 4713 "What up, bitch?" -Tom Servo (Track of the Moon Beast) 4712 "Ah, Sir- this is just a pamphlet on colon cancer." -Tom Servo (Stranded In Space) 4711 "Turned out to be an alien snipe hunt, go figure." -Joel (Monster a Go-Go) 4710 "She stalls, then kills. Black Widow." -Crow (Monster a Go-Go) 4709 "it just is what it is. deal with it musky breath. " -dr forrester (Women of the Prehistoric Planet) 4708 "Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute." -Tom Servo (It Lives By Night) 4707 "HArriet the cattle are smoking again " - () 4706 "Yes! Oh yes, my spirit is snoring." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4705 "Robert Lippert presents A Mountain Out Of A Molehill." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4704 "Dope-on-a-rope." -Crow (The Lost Continent) 4703 "No one will be admitted during the breathtaking rock climing scene." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4702 "Remember Robin, both hands on the Batrope." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4701 "Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant." -Joel (The Lost Continent) 4700 "Hey, we landed on a witch, maybe the film will be in color from this point." -Crow (The Lost Continent) 4699 "Thank you for flying Northwest." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4698 "The Color of Horny." -Mike (Werewolf) 4697 "Now if I could just fart." -Crow (Werewolf) 4696 "They rounded up every Jimmy Buffett fan on the island." -Mike (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4695 "Stand by for mild interest on the high seas!" -Tom Servo (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4694 "Roy Thinnes, a cop who doesn't stay in line." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4693 "No visible panty line." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4692 "Looks like he's got about . . oh 15 cents in his pocket there." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4691 "Code Name: Gran Torino" -Mike (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4690 "Women are excited by seeing the word member." -Tom Servo (A Day At The Fair) 4689 "Next up, freaks of nature." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 4688 "Don't tell your mother we've been here son." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 4687 "No one can explain why father is eighty-five." -Mike (A Day At The Fair) 4686 "EEEEEEND! EEEEEEND!" -Tom Servo (Wild, Wild World of Batwoman) 4685 "Mike He's climbing down the tree like Winny the poo.. Crow: Yeah...he's like poo alright!" -Mike/Crow (Time Chasers) 4684 "Muh Ha Ha! You...you pusses make me laugh!" -Crow as Satoris (The Final Sacrifice) 4683 "Mike, Is there any way I can hop into the movie and dump this kid's books?" -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 4682 "OOOH! What just crunched?" -Crow (Hobgoblins) 4681 "Winged bear? Oh My God! It's the end times!" -Crow (Riding With Death) 4680 "the cereal of a thousand thrills " - () 4679 "the cereal of a thousand thrills movie quote" - () 4678 "Crow (as God) STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW!!!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4677 "We hope you've enjoyed No Moral Theater!" -Crow T. Robot (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 4676 "Paul or Spock...help meeeeeeeee" -Servo (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4675 "You had the misfortune of running into me! I'm a life wrecking idiot!(Crow, as Nick)" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4674 "You're welcome" -Tom Servo (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 4673 "Adolph Hitler in... Night Rider" -Mike (The Dead Talk Back) 4672 "Abe Lincoln is, Time Cop!" -Mike (Danger! Death Ray) 4671 "If Michael Caine and Andre the Giant had a child." -Mike (Danger! Death Ray) 4670 "He's got a bucket of crotch flavored popcorn" -Mike (Time Chasers) 4669 "Ouch! Corn shrapnel!" -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4668 "Patrick waaait, come back and be in our movie!" -Crow (Future War) 4667 "sure barur" -Jo delaSmark (The Crawling Eye) 4666 "Sightsee on your own time Belzebub!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4665 "I sure hope he said peanuts" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4664 "Just dont spook the walnuts..." -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4663 "(as grandma is killing a cop with a meathook) Where's my bike?!!! I reported it stoled 80 years ago!!" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4662 "There was an old woman living in a shoe? I don't think so! Come to Papa!" -Crow (The Amazing Colossal Man) 4661 "Hey, it's a John Hurt mask!" -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4660 "The Incredible, Horrible Mr. Limpett." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4659 "let go of him you bitch" - (Fire Maidens of Outer Space) 4658 "kill me kill me kill uh crow would you please kill me" -tom (Fire Maidens of Outer Space) 4657 "My obsession with the color brown is getting out of hand" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4656 "Tip O'Neill after the retirement." -Crow (Jack Frost) 4655 "Apparently there's no Finnish word for subtle." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 4654 "So I guess instead of vacuuming the floor, you zamboni it." -Mike (Jack Frost) 4653 "Mushroom guy's starting to piss me off!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 4652 "Let's go frighten small children, shall we?" -Mike (Jack Frost) 4651 "DIE DIE DIE!!!! I mean, Hello officer.." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4650 "There's a shrill pink lump sitting next to me" -Mike (Track of the Moon beast) 4649 "Well I guess the plot is not going to unfold itself." -Crow (The touch of Satan) 4648 "I have a feeling that he is going to be a minor soldier in Satans army" -Mike (The touch of Satan) 4647 "Oh great! we are both in the clutches of the Devil because you wanted seconds!!!" -Mike (The touch of Satan) 4646 "..and to my friends in Second Life.." -Josh (The Oozing Skull) 4645 "Melissa: Go on in Mike: Just walk into the spinning blades, its nice" -Mike (Touch of Satan) 4644 "In these parts, this is considered Chess." -Mary Jo (The Oozing Skull) 4643 "You better not blog about this!" -Trace (The Oozing Skull) 4642 "Let's see the Iron Chefs figure this one out." -Josh (The Oozing Skull) 4641 "I wish Klinger would just come in and say something funny.." -Mary Jo (The Oozing Skull)

4640 "Guess I'll go be creepy over here..." -Joel (The Oozing Skull) 4639 "Yeah we searched Hooters, Deja Vu, Buns and Roses, and Fatburger, no luck. " -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 4638 "Now Bull Connor shouldn't just let his dog run around." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 4637 "Sir, I gotta get back and transfer Oswald." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 4636 "Man I love the yelling channel" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4635 "Its simply not Jake!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4634 "Hey! I got big eyes! That means i'm cute!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4633 "Earthworms are so loud this morning!" -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4632 "Battle of the Network Boobs." -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4631 "Head rolls into the corral, horses eat it, The End." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4630 "Remember, you walked into a painting of a door." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4629 "Now it's our turn to slap you." -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4628 "Whose that head on the bed back there?" -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4627 "Ricky Nelson to the rescue." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4626 "Another domestic on Walton mountain." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4625 "Next time use your empty hand to knock you idiot, you almost broke my nose." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4624 "She's got Burgress Meredith's number on her speed dial." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4623 "They took my traysure and I feel displaysure." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4622 "Earl Anthony's got a 7/10 split he's gonna have to pick up here." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4621 "My, you're a big one, aren't you?" -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4620 "There's a dark, oily film on my headband." -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4619 "He's not a very good Civil War reenactor, is he?" -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4618 "Did you maysure the traysure chest?" -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4617 "Gidget, are you laying with horned one again?" -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4616 "Here comes the bride, she's out of her freaking mind." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4615 "The Strom Thurmond Story." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4614 "Go, Sir Sack of Door Knobs." -Crow (The Undead) 4613 "Am I not Devo?" -Crow (The Undead) 4612 "Research has shown that my lap is the best place for her." -Mike (The Undead) 4611 "He's not hypnotizing her, he's merely boring her." -Mike (The Undead) 4610 "Peter Pan, Antichrist." -Mike (The Undead) 4609 "Mike, insert me in her cleavage, then get lost." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4608 "Dear movie, thank you for so much for this scene!" -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4607 "Oh E. G. Marshall, you are a Bold One." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4606 "Gourmet express delivered her tomato bisqe under the door" -Mike (Track of the Moonbeast) 4605 "Wow--he has a nice 2 car living room." -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4604 "Im sorry Mike!!! I'll never rush the halloween season again!!! I just got so much more than I bargained for!!!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4603 "Prepare to deploy giant facial tissue and smush the enemy, over." -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4602 "Moon Zero Mostel" -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4601 "Nice bar, really crummy atmosphere though." -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4600 "Hey, it looks like Liza Minelli and Lola Falana had a garage sale." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4599 "D cups as far as the eye can see." -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4598 "In the future bras will grow on the moon. Cross my heart." -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4597 "Yeah, but on the good side, there's no Howie Mandel." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4596 "Don't listen to what the man says." -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4595 "She looks like Dot Vadar." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4594 "Do you think I look like a zucchini?" -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4593 "They dress their stewardesses like Nazis." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4592 "Look at my stripes, of course I'm Captain Kemp!" -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4591 "But feel free to tell him something about nothing, or a little about alot." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4590 "Moon control to Major Tom." -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4589 "Darn those space 'coons, they got into the garbage again." - (Moon Zero Two) 4588 "Houston, I just spotted an animated cartoon on the surface of the moon." -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4587 "Im sorry Mike!!! I'll never rush the halloween season again!!! I just got so much more than I bargained for!!!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4586 "Thanks for leaving me with the Bums!" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4585 "Hey! Look behind Longbow...Its Waldo!" -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4584 "Last one to the gulf of Mexico buys lunch!" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4583 "You know dad, mom's really hot." -Joel (Catalina Caper) 4582 "Soundtrack available in cutout bins everywhere." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4581 "This isn't a very effective cemetary." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4580 "Rick Baker, you've done it again." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4579 "The hell is my grave? Last time I crawled into the wrong one, it was a mess." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4578 "Oh is your Batmobile in the shop?" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4577 "That was great. I've never been handled like that before." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4576 "Cut. Cut! Tia, you're suppose to be in your underwear in this scene." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4575 "That's a really trivial use of her powers." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4574 "Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western Hotel." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4573 "Should I bring my sports bra in case I get chased?" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4572 "Look, she put her breasts on." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4571 "Should I get into my underwear? " -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4570 "Steve, I followed you to work, you don't really work for a missile plant. Steve put the gun down. STEVE!! Bub was right." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4569 "This is Tim Burton's last night on Earth." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4568 "God I miss my tights." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4567 "Hey Steve, Robbie's upstairs and he's tied Chip to the bed with Dodie's nylons." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4566 "Oh . . 1-900- spank me." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4565 "He had more expressions when he wore a mask." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4564 "Let me get this straight, let's make a Batman movie, but not call Adam West." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4563 "Ann Jillian's not a real blonde." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4562 "Remind me never to frost my hair." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4561 "Self bondage really doesn't work out." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4560 "You gotta leave room for liquor." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4559 "Adam West did his own stunts in this scene." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4558 "That was easy for him. He just pretended it was Tim Burton." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4557 "Please sir, just pay the parking fine." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4556 "This guy's a got a real Scott Thorson quality." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4555 "Captain Sensitive on the job here." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4554 "Geez, you victims are so touchy." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4553 "She did one too many ready-whip hits." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4552 "Doogie Howser, detective." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4551 "Ah, so Canada has a South too." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4550 "Maybe I am looking for someone like that, but I don't think I'll ever find him." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4549 "Who put the 12 year old in charge of the investigation?" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4548 "Everybody dump on me." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4547 "Zombie never could hit a curve." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4546 "You know he did kill that creep for her, she could thank him at least." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4545 "She's briskly jogging from him." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4544 "Excuse me, but the dead don't tread water." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4543 "Oh, zombie chiropractor." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4542 "Cut. He's touching me. I specifically have a no-touch clause in my contract." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4541 "Oh, he's sucking up hot tub water." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare)

4540 "So many women tennis players wish they were that guy." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4539 "And the score is love/love." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4538 "ESPN at 3:00 am." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4537 "She's got 30 lbs on him." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4536 "Excuse me, I have to become even more unappealing." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4535 "So, apparently the director of photography went for a drive." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4534 "Let's follow our hero as he heads down to Payless Shoes." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4533 "Welcome to Landfill Junction." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4532 "Oh, he's a rebel, look at him cross that center line." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4531 "Mom, I just killed a guy, give me a break." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4530 "Resurrecting Neil Young." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4529 "This guy's dead! What the hell?!" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4528 "Look at all the candles. What did they do, loot a Pier One?" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4527 "And this is going to run me . . .uh, what?" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4526 "No it's Rasta, the kooky dred clown." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4525 "Hey hoser, take off." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4524 "Andrea Martin is in mourning." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4523 "Reverse, put it in reverse!" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4522 "Hank Peters, Italian grocer." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4521 "Why I'd know that batch anywhere." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4520 "Searching 3 provinces for sleazy chicks." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4519 "Oh, I forgot tampons, I'm probably okay for tonight." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4518 "Bow down to my nipples!" -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4517 "Nice use of his area." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4516 "Synthesizer signals suspnese." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4515 "You know this is how my folks met." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4514 "What is this, Deathmask featuring Olivia Newton John?" -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4513 "You know Mike, you're right. This is either America 10 years ago or Canada today." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4512 "Office temps cut loose." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4511 "And son cover the nipples, the neighbors have been complaining." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4510 "Ever since dad got murdered, things have been great." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4509 "Dyslexia strikes the scoreboard industry." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4508 "A young Joe Pepitone ponders his fate." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4507 "Get off her, you're going to kill her." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4506 "Fight choreography by Dom DeLuise." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4505 "Son, go rescue her." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4504 "I'll walk down Certain Doom Lane." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4503 "Larry Mondello as the Babe." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4502 "You know if you've got a zombie on the team, you've got to play him in right field." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4501 "Pride of the Zombies." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4500 "Oh Deathmask, they played at my parents' anniversary party." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4499 "Motorhead, I have their new collection of Cole Porter tunes." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4498 "Every zombie nightmare I have, I'm naked at a hockey game." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4497 "Danny Bonaduce on any given morning." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4496 "Now these guys come back like this, but just try getting them back in the box." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4495 "Ah..what the hell, lets just shoot up there and see what happens" -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4494 "Finally some rest from the break-neck roller coaster pace that was this movie." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4493 "And the final indignity, he lands on a puffer fish." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4492 "The ichthyology department at the State U has declared martial law." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4491 "To the strip clubs gentlemen!" -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4490 "Ok, which strip club are we meeting at?" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4489 "Love lift up where it belong, where eagle fly, mountain high." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4488 "The creature's got a nice rising fastball." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4487 "Leopold and Loeb: The High School Years." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4486 "Hi, I'm evolving. Do you have a bathroom?" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4485 "Do I dare interrupt my smoking?" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4484 "Now at Sears, Jeane Kirkpatick lingerie." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4483 "Later, the gill man meets up with Skipper and Gilligan." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4482 "The Incredible Mr Limpet called in to help." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4481 "Dammit it Jim, I'm a milkman, not a doctor." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4480 "The death of Cindy Brady." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4479 "Please don't panic, but THE GILL MAN HAS ESCAPED, OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4478 "Damn, this thing itches!" -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4477 "Ladies and gentlemen, the revenge has finally begun." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4476 "Ok, here you go, here's my ass, just shock the hell out of it." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4475 "This is going to turn into a aquatic Mandingo, isn't it?" -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4474 "Luca Brasi sleeps with us." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4473 "Lets' see, what part of John Agar haven't I seen? Oh his butt cheeks, thanks John." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4472 "At this point, the swimsuits are merely a formality." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4471 "Nothing on tonight, just the fish channel." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4470 "The Mengele Institute for Marine Research." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4469 "Flippy, the budget porpoise." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4468 "Please leave me an atom of my dignity." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4467 "Riss off, Ruster!" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4466 "Look, I'm a huge lesbian, could you just leave." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4465 "Ah, the Schmenge Brothers at Sea World." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4464 "He seems to like Honey Nut Cheerioos." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4463 "Parade of tiny, upsetting shorts." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4462 "To the Schwartz and Anderson families who did lose children, our apologies." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4461 "Yeah, you got him, Joe. He's yours, no problem." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4460 "Afraid I've got to change my name to Creature of the Edinboro Park kiddie pool." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4459 "Everybody's drifted over to the World of Barnacle exhibit." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4458 "Fresh from the Amazon to your table overnight." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4457 "Did it even occur to them to check for a zipper?" -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4456 "This guy is bad, this is hai first and last movie." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4455 "Ah, The Gill Man goes to Harvard." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4454 "Even maimed, I'm handsome." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4453 "Really, Mexico wants our nuclear waste." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4452 "Real successful first dive, Ted." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4451 "It's like going underwater with a urinal on your head." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4450 "Gimme your wallet, I want your wallet and pin number." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4449 "Esther Williams didn't age too well." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4448 "Egrets, I've had a few." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4447 "Weel, if you hear funny noisies, it's not what you think." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4446 "Can we talk about booze?" -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4445 "Yep, I gotta go make the lagoon a little blacker." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4444 "Marineland is looking for a few good belugas." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4443 "This is Storm Center 4, slow moving credits are heading for Annadale, Lester Prairie, Circle Pines." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4442 "He'll be exacting his revenge on John Agar, Lori Nelson, John Bromfield." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4441 "She missed the cement pond." -Mike (The Leech Woman)

4440 "So her hair style changed as well." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4439 "Neil, I'm in the hope chest, she killed me, get me out of here." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4438 "Love is a many tepid thing." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4437 "You really did me a favor killing her, I can't thank you enough." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4436 "Hi, hell hath no fury like me." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4435 "June Cleaver, after the divorce." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4434 "She's in the zone, she's hitting pineal glands at will, inside the paint, outside the paint." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4433 "Now it's hot jazz murder music." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4432 "Let's escape to Branson, you and I." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4431 "Oh, are we going to see open-mouth grandma kissing?" -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4430 "Hey what do you say we go home, turn up the thermostat to 85, and watch a little Matlock?" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4429 "It's so upsetting to see your grandma trolling." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4428 "Oh Uncle Billy." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4427 "Did she say when she'd be nude?" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4426 "This is the 50's, why am I explaining things to a woman? Get in the car!!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4425 "There was a bushman in the luggage, and he attcaked." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4424 "They rolled the tarp out on her face." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4423 "She enters a room before she does." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4422 "Emasculating hippo, give me some freedom!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4421 "Nice view of the fiancee from here." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4420 "Oh grandma decorations make me so hot, cover me in doilies and read me Ann Landers." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4419 "Could you provide a map of liquor stores in the area?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4418 "Yes, I love you, whipped cream, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4417 "She described a popsicle with a bad hair cut." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4416 "You can stay on me, uh oh, with me if you want." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4415 "This woman's not with me, I don't know who she is, she's my mom actually." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4414 "I'll call you, I swear." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4413 "Come on Huggy Bear, give me some pineal." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4412 "This guy couldn't guide you through a petting zoo." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4411 "Typical British reaction, throw dynamite at the problem." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4410 "Go get yourself some nasty." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4409 "Next, in the spokesgoddess competition." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4408 "Man, her breasts have migrated up to her shoulders." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4407 "She's like a week younger." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4406 "He accidentally tapped his pituitary, she's a midget now." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4405 "You want to light a fire under it lady, this tusk mask is killing me." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4404 "Kill him some more." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4403 "Make me hot!" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4402 "She enjoys snowboarding and playing with her cats, Miss Ohio!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4401 "Guess who's got it going on?" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4400 "Now it's time to kiss grandma!" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4399 "Shutup and get young!" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4398 "She dances like a drunk girl at the Blainebrook Bowl." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4397 "Paul Simon's backyard barbeques are getting out of hand." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4396 "Real Africa . . . . Hollywood Africa!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4395 "Miss Jane Pittman and Mr George Clinton were wed today in a traditional African-Polynesian-Nando ceremony." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4394 "Sadly this tribe of extras no longer exists." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4393 "Now back to our set." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4392 "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in actual Africa." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4391 "The Earl Camembert tribe." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4390 "She's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't bring home to mother." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4389 "Are you ok? How many fingers of Scotch am I holding up?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4388 "No, I'm too salty!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4387 "Don't worry June, it's just the DT's" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4386 "Translate means, can't run from ugly." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4385 "His shirt's going to look like the Shroud of Turin." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4384 "Oh, I'm burning with tentativeness." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4383 "You're seeing Estelle Getty, aren't you?!" -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4382 "Well the lion does NOT sleep tonight, I'll tell you that." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4381 "Did the water just get warm, Earl?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4380 "I've got the Seagram's, the mix is behind me." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4379 "Filmed entirely on location at Bachman's Floral." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4378 "Still, this is better than Congo." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4377 "Now get your orthopedic shoes on, we're going out for pudding." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4376 "Our drink special tonight is you stand by me and I breathe." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4375 "Sorry, I was going to get you a drink, and I got held up over by the bar." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4374 "Look, she has an original Ray Kroc on the wall." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4373 "I'm afraid all I've got is whiskey. Is that all right?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4372 "Everyone's in my dreams of blood, so it's not that big of deal." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4371 "I wonder if there are any drive-thru liquor stores on the way home." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4370 "Otis Nixon's twin sister." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4369 "Well, I guess I'll just go throw up on the receptionist." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4368 "Today's miracle cure . . Booze!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4367 "And now a moment of silence for booze gone by." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4366 "God, they should just put booze in squeeze bottles." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4365 "I'd like to announce the engagement of me and Johnny Walker." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4364 "This is when Hazelton didn't have it all worked out yet." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4363 "Here's 2 bucks, baby, 'cause that's all you're worth." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4362 "The Sean Young saga." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4361 "The last time she ran that fast was when Lucky Strikes were on sale" -Mike (The Deadly Bees) 4360 "Wow--Tim is a real strong blip on my gay-dar." -Mike (Boggy Creek II) 4359 "Did the actors drink a quart of Robitussin before filming?" - (The Touch of Satan) 4358 "Did someone tape a dinner roll to his chin?" -Mike (Time Chasers) 4357 "Ok, time to induce vomiting..here I go....California Laaaaaaady" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4356 "Everyone is running to the store for chocolatly cocoa-marsh!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4355 "There's no Kosugi like Sho Kosugi like no Kosugi I know." -Joel (Master Ninja II) 4354 "So, are you cooking dinner? Well, are you offering dinner? No, I'm saying MAKE ME DINNER!" -Nick/Lisa/Crow (Time chasers) 4353 "qgajczrht jxuvyhs gypltku rlmbhqj imagk setgnlu gxpwaiky" -damsyng zngcj (damsyng zngcj) 4352 "No shirt, no shoes, no script." -Crow (Catalina Caper) 4351 "Um...Hello, Movie? I want to speak to your supervisor. This CANT be the hero of the movie" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4350 "Ahhh...Pismo Beach, All the clams I can eat" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4349 "Hey! Let me out! I gotta forage for a breadcrumb or something" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4348 "ZAP! You made me go burpy" -Guy/Mike (Touch of Satan) 4347 "Heh heh... I said Zah!." -Crow (Touch of Satan) 4346 "Marlo Thomas in That Guy." -Mike (Skydivers) 4345 "Man, I love turning my gun when I break into my apartment, it scares my cats half to death." -Joel (Mitchell) 4344 "You get your hand out of that cookie jar, young man!" -Crow (Bloodlust) 4343 "Braindead, lets send them TRACK OF THE MOONBEAST. It stars no one and features nothing. I hope you gag on it!" -Pearl (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4342 "Woman: Ricmond Virginia? Crow: No! Ricmond, the United Arab Imirates..Wake up!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4341 "So how did you like my privates......I mean the guys at the base!!!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis)

4340 "I hate that smug bastard!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4339 "Yellow snow sir...can I eat it?" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4338 "Actors are shipped in from the mainland!" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4337 "As you can see folks, no strings, no mirrors." -Tom Servo (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4336 "She won't be able to do any heavy lifting for awhile." -Tom Servo (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4335 "You put the lime in the coconut and you drink it all up." -Crow (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4334 "He's either going to win the Nobel Prize or the Heisman Trophy." -Crow (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4333 "He's at the 20, he's at the 10, no one will catch him." -Mike (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4332 "Have at 'em. We'll make it a closed casket." -Crow (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4331 "What's in the pipes Santa?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4330 "I'm the luckiest boy in the world!" -Joel (Cave Dwellers) 4329 "WOULD SOMEONE SHUT THE BLOODY ORGAN GRINDER UP?!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4328 "I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes!" -Krusher Kringle (Santa Claus) 4327 "I actually need something meathooked...Im going to see if Grandma is awake." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4326 "Did the sun just go nova out there?" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4325 "Please take your bloody clothes off on the porch please!" -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4324 "Thanks for the stereotyped music" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4323 "Johnny: How you feeling today Paul? Paul: A lot better than yesterday. Crow: Ahhh..who cares!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4322 "Now that the real Paul Carlson has stood up..what do you think? Crow: (as Kathy) He can sit back down, I wont be needing his services" - (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4321 "(singing) Highway to the..cheap stock footage!" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4320 "Remember to worship at the railroad of your choice." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4319 "Let's go on a Hawaiian sex tour." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4318 "Get off my land you pious son of a . . ." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4317 "I'm a naked robot, and even I know thats a fashion mistake!" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4316 "The Touch of Satan..softens hands while you do the dishes!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4315 "HONK HONK! Get off the road Mangoat!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4314 "Yep--when you major in Boggy creek studies, you can pretty much write your own ticket on Wall Street after you graduate." -Mike (Boggy Creek II) 4313 "You cant play AMAZING GRACE in a devil movie!" -Servo (the touch of Satan) 4312 "I'm suddenly thirsty for anti-freeze" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4311 "Jody: Why did you run? Melissa: I wanted to fly, but i couldnt, so I ran. Mike (as jody): Your kinda of an idiot, arn't you?" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4310 "Please put your Dick Ashe out in the ashtray..thank you" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4309 "I'm hungry...but I can't go back to the store after that ZAA incident" -Servo (as Jody) (The Touch of Satan) 4308 "Take my doughter, but spare my commemorative plate collection!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4307 "Melissa: Father, what are they chanting? Crow: They're sayong BURN THE WITCH! Are you deaf?" -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4306 "Wow...sitting in the water...that was really easy to avoid" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4305 "(singing) What do you get when you fall from grace, You only get cast into perdition!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4304 "Wow--Women usually run alot farther away from me than that" -Servo (as Jody) (The Touch of Satan) 4303 "CITIZENS ARREST...oh wait, I'm a cop!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4302 "That flashpaper bathrobe turned out to be a bad idea" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4301 "Dates are so much easier without grandma clubbing us to death!" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4300 "Your not going to ZAA your way out of this one pall" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4299 "Star equalls 210? What the...." -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4298 "Ahhh..The budget Rosalind Russell!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4297 "Frosty the snowmans partially melted body was found, the victim of a pistol whipping, Hervey the misfit elf is wanted for questioning" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4296 "You know what? Screw you Greenland!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4295 "Oh...Dot...I've always wanted to go there!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4294 "You caused another polar tragedy...didnt you!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4293 "Rock and Roll...just as I suspected!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4292 "Hercules will be back in Welcome Home Roxy Hercules." -Joel (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4291 "Uranus was a good cop!" -Joel (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4290 "Everybody must get stoned." -Joel (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4289 "I feel like a cheeseburger. Would you go make love to the guy at the Jack-in-the-Box?" -Mike as Frankie (The Sky Divers) 4288 "They're going to invoke the spirit of the continuity man." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 4287 "Heck of a lot of glancing going on here." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 4286 "Frolicking has never been so depressing." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 4285 "Now smile for me golden boy." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4284 "I'm going to teach you the meaning of arf!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4283 "Ok, the DA is suppose to meet me here." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4282 "You'll never pile on me old man!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4281 "Shut your hole Tommy!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4280 "Now the jets will fly in the missing man formation." -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4279 "Either this boy is dead, or his heart has stopped." -J (The Painted Hills) 4278 "Maybe I should see if you're alive, then I'll kill you." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4277 "So when your the bad guy, things just go your way. Is that the lesson Joel?" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4276 "My God, another grave?! Lassie's got 'em buried everywhere!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4275 "Tommy, you like refried poison, beans, beans?" -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4274 "Shep's back, and this time it's personal!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4273 "Well she will make an attractive rug." -T (The Painted Hills) 4272 "Lassie's been drinking again." -joe (The Painted Hills) 4271 "Geez, a river runs through it, and Greek food runs through me, I tell you." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4270 "Oh Lassie, come out and plaaaaayyy." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4269 "Oh Shep . . . I'll have to clean that up later." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4268 "Like I always say, a dog's got to know her limitations." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4267 "Great, first I got to dig him out of the dirt, then he slides down a dang mountain, aw forget it, time to get a new master." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4266 "A lifetime of snausages, or I sing like a canary." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4265 "How am I going to explain this in just barks?" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4264 "C'mon on over here, this is where I put the loose rock for you to step on." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4263 "Kenny Rogers is Moses." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4262 "You're drunk, aren't you? Bad dog!" -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4261 "Hey everybody, Tommy's in there crying like a little girl!" -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4260 "What did he stop by for?" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4259 "She's looking right at his throat." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4258 "Lassie is back and she's pissed!" -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4257 "Don't change a tire with your face." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4256 "Up from the inkwell comes Coco the clown." -Tom Servo (Body Car and Grooming) 4255 "But doctor, I twisted my ankle." -Tom Servo (Body Car and Grooming) 4254 "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4253 "We just took your libido and starched and pressed it." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4252 "You know, to make him grope you and paw at you." -Joel (Body Car and Grooming) 4251 "A young Frank Sutton makes his move." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4250 "Filmed in Christmas card vision" -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4249 "Santa Claus killed in Vietnam." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4248 "Here's my Golden Globe award." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4247 "Oh everything's better by hand. Go to bed old man!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4246 "We'll have to sell this stuff to Whammo." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4245 "No problem, we'll give them to dyslexic kids." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4244 "Something stupid this way comes." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4243 "Don't ever step on my lines!!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4242 "We can still make it to happy hour." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4241 "Stuck on a planet with no booze." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

4240 "Whaddya mean? Whack Santa? What are you nuts?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4239 "Santa left his medication at home." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4238 "Go play with your Golden Globe award." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4237 "Ah Mr Claus, you have a nasty habit of surviving." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4236 "Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? Santa's going to whimper like a whipped pup." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4235 "I like you, that's why I'm going to kill you last." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4234 "Grease 'em Santa." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4233 "Ho ho, what are we Judy Garland?" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4232 "The elves have learned how to handle her though." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4231 "Here I sit broken . . which one of you clowns wrote that?" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4230 "Fat, bald men are quickly mobilized." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4229 "Next week on Barnaby Jones, Mrs Claus of Death." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4228 "Old man take a look at my elf, I'm a lot like you." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4227 "That's what you always say when you're drinking with your friends." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4226 "She's going to hit me with a frying pan." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4225 "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4224 "War, huh, what is it good for?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4223 "Santa's gonna cut you man! Santa's a blade man, man!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4222 "Suzy Chapstick: The Early Years" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4221 "I want those kids dead! I want Santa's house burnt to the ground!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4220 "Now they can't watch Nick at Nite." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4219 "You know you're the Gilligan of your time Droppo." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4218 "And now for you enjoyment, some suggestive scenes of jets refueling." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4217 "Great kid, you just fingered Kris Kringle." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4216 "Gentlemen, we can't all be the Honey Nut Cheerio's honey bee." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4215 "Everything I know, I learned in kindergarten." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4214 "Look you're breaking my heart gramps. Can you get on with it?!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4213 "Will you buy me a Golden Globe then?" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4212 "He's been drunk off his Martian butt." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4211 "Meanwhile at Oscar Wilde's house." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4210 "Well, it looks like C. Everrett Koop's children are employed here." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4209 "When she thinks of the mass media, she touches herself." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4208 "Smoking is good for you, ho, ho, ho." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4207 "Get the hell out of my shop!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4206 "Whoa ho, it smell like a monkey house in here." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4205 "You know, elf tastes just like chicken." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4204 "Adapted from a novel by Eudora Welty." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4203 "Big John Call is Santa Claus in O Little Town of Deathlehem." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4202 "Next week Jesus and the Oak Ridge Boys." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4201 "Ho, ho, oh, I forgot France. Oh well. Ho, ho, ho." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4200 "Put the doll down honey, just back away from it very slowly." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4199 "Hey that's not a doll, that's a sister!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4198 "Diarrhea is like a storm raging outside your home." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4197 "Never mind it's too late, the dog got him." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4196 "Snap it up Leon Russell." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4195 "Ever since Walter Brennan went camp, it's been all downhill." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4194 "Hello, I'm looking for Amanda Hugg." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4193 "Does the devil lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4192 "El Don Knottso." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4191 "Now you're just making it up!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4190 "Santa lives in a world of denial." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4189 "Darn, this is the Finklestein's house." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4188 "Suddenly, Santa corkscrews into Ypsilanti, Michigan." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4187 "Good thing Santa uses the Club." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4186 "Santa was close now, I could feel it." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4185 "Hey, I've got a dine and dash on table 7." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4184 "Booze helps parents care for their children." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4183 "Why is our waiter stripping honey?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4182 "That koo-koo Tannenbaum." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4181 "Alright, hold it Kringle. We've got the place surrounded. Come out with your bag up, your reindeer have turned themselves in." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4180 "Don't you wrap any of this stuff Santa?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4179 "Santa's a life-time member of the NRA." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4178 "Let's see, a little more Tide and the napalm's ready." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4177 "Like having Dom Deluise sneaking up behind him. " -Mike (Santa Claus) 4176 "He enjoys pantaloons more than he should." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4175 "Son of a . . . this time I'm putting my patent leather shoe down . . . permanently." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4174 "Unfortunately the powder does have contra-indications and enduring side effects." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4173 "Well that's the last thing they'll ever see." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4172 "Manure dust overtakes the sleigh." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4171 "NO! A strolling Gallagher." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4170 "Our love's implied. Goodbye. Maybe we can do this again sometime. Seems like a nice kid." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4169 "This is Houston, Santa, we're tracking you on radar. Seem to having trouble there with the primary thrust system, repeat, uh check now." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4168 "Oh Santa, you miracle worker." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4167 "How many Christmas' you done kid?!" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4166 "Yeah that's great, but Santa's pep talks don't pay the rent. How about a little pay hike Big Man?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4165 "I still rule, eat my dust Easter Bunny!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4164 "Ho, ho, ho, their's a dollar in every one. My chain letter scam worked!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4163 "Santa has the power to reverse film." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4162 "You guys ever hear of this Santa Claus?" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4161 "My office instructed to wire you up to $25,000. Stop. Hee Haw!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4160 "Please Mr Ruth, hit a home run for me." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4159 "They're on to me! Into the escape pod." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4158 "Get them now! I want to see them fry!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4157 "Let's try to avoid that dream." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4156 "Pick your refrigator, Lupita." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4155 "That was before the abyssimal mess called my marriage!" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4154 "Oh God, here we go. The old 'I could have been a dancer' story." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4153 "Kids, this is so Jungian." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4152 "This is a dream, a two parent house." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4151 "Shouldn't Santa have a bench warrant to install these things?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4150 "Increasingly paranoid, Santa's obsession with security begin to hinder everyday operation." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4149 "Round up the usual suspects." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4148 "Evil pays off in so many ways." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4147 "Way to defeat Satan, honey." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4146 "The classic battle between evil and the narrator. " -Crow (Santa Claus) 4145 "A dame? Spread out kid!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4144 "Santa's tendrils reach far and wide, there is no hiding from the Klaus organization." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4143 "Wow, Santa's got the dirt on everybody." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4142 "You'd figure after an eternity of this, they'd be better." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4141 "Next up in the junior vocalist category, Thailand." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus)

4140 "Ok, we're gonna whack Santa, he's trying to muscle in on the Easter Bunny's turf." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4139 "Santa makes them sing 16 hours a day for $2 an hour." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4138 "By investing in his toy making corporation, they now own Santa lock, stock, and barrel." -Mike (Santa Claus)