Enter your favorite MST quote or two.. Every now and then they get added to the quote rotation above. (Duplicates will be removed) Quote: (quote marks added automatically) Speaker: Episode:  «  101 The Crawling Eye102 Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy103 Mad Monster104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet105 The Corpse Vanishes106 The Crawling Hand107 Robot Monster108 The Slime People109 Project Moonbase110 Robot Holocaust111 Moon Zero Two112 Untamed Youth113 The Black Scorpion- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 201 Rocketship X-M202 The Sidehackers203 Jungle Goddess204 Catalina Caper205 Rocket Attack USA206 The Ring of Terror207 Wild Rebels208 The Lost Continent209 The Hellcats210 King Dinosaur211 First Spaceship on Venus212 Godzilla Vs. Megalon213 Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 301 Cave Dwellers302 Gamera303 Pod People304 Gamera Vs. Barugon305 Stranded In Space306 Time of the Apes307 Daddy-O308 Gamera Vs. Gaos309 The Amazing Colossal Man310 Fugitive Alien311 It Conquered the World312 Gamera Vs. Guiron313 Earth Vs. The Spider314 Mighty Jack315 Teenage Caveman316 Gamera Vs. Zigra317 Viking Women Vs. the Sea Serpent318 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II319 War of the Colossal Beast320 The Unearthly321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians322 Master Ninja323 The Castle of Fu Manchu324 Master Ninja II- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 401 Space Travelers402 The Giant Gila Monster403 City Limits404 Teenagers from Outer Space405 Being from Another Planet406 Attack of the Giant Leeches407 The Killer Shrews408 Hercules Unchained409 The Indestructible Man410 Hercules Against the Moon Men411 The Magic Sword412 Hercules and the Captive Women413 Manhunt in Space414 Tormented415 The Beatniks416 Fire Maidens of Outer Space417 Crash of the Moons418 Attack of the Eye Creatures419 The Rebel Set420 The Human Duplicators421 Monster a Go-Go422 The Day the Earth Froze423 Bride of the Monster424 "Manos" The Hands of Fate- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 501 Warrior of the Lost World502 Hercules503 Swamp Diamonds 504 Secret Agent Super Dragon505 Magic Voyage of Sinbad506 Eegah!507 I Accuse My Parents508 Operation Double 007509 Girl in Lovers Lane510 The Painted Hills511 Gunslinger512 Mitchell 513 The Brain That Wouldn't Die514 Teen-Age Strangler515 Wild, Wild World of Batwoman516 Alien from L.A.517 Beginning of the End518 The Atomic Brain519 Outlaw520 Radar Secret Service521 Santa Claus522 Teen-Age Crime Wave523 Village of the Giants524 12 to the Moon- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 601 Girls Town602 Invasion U.S.A.603 The Dead Talk Back604 Zombie Nightmare605 Colossus and the Headhunters606 The Creeping Terror607 Bloodlust608 Code Name: Diamond Head609 The Sky Divers610 The Violent Years611 Last of the Wild Horses612 The Starfighters613 The Sinister Urge614 San Francisco International615 Kitten With a Whip616 Racket Girls617 The Sword and the Dragon618 High School Big Shot619 Red Zone Cuba620 Danger! Death Ray621 The Beast of Yucca Flats622 Angels' Revenge623 The Amazing Transparent Man624 Samson Vs. the Vampire Women- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 701 Night of the Blood Beast702 The Brute Man703 Deathstalker704 The Incredible Melting Man705 Escape 2000706 Laserblast- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 801 Revenge of the Creature802 The Leech Woman803 The Mole People804 The Deadly Mantis805 The Thing That Couldn't Die806 The Undead807 Terror From the Year 5000808 The She Creature809 I Was a Teenage Werewolf810 The Giant Spider Invasion811 "Parts": The Clonus Horror812 The Incredibly Strange Creatures...813 Jack Frost814 Riding With Death815 Agent for H.A.R.M.816 Prince of Space817 Horror of Party Beach818 Devil Doll819 Invasion of the Neptune Men 820 Space Mutiny821 Time Chasers822 Overdrawn At the Memory Bank- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 901 The Projected Man902 The Phantom Planet903 Puma Man904 Werewolf 905 The Deadly Bees 906 The Space Children 907 Hobgoblins 908 The Touch of Satan 909 Gorgo 910 The Final Sacrifice 911 Devil Fish 912 The Screaming Skull 913 Quest of the Delta Knights - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1001 Soultaker1002 Girl In Gold Boots1003 Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders1004 Future War1005 Blood Waters Of Dr. Z1006 Boggy Creek II1007 Track Of The Moon Beast1008 Final Justice1009 Hamlet1010 It Lives By Night1011 Horrors Of Spider Island1012 Squirm1013 Diabolik- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - K00 The Green SlimeK01 Invaders from the DeepK02 Revenge of the MysteriansK03 Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2K04 Gamera Vs. BarugonK05 GameraK06 Gamera Vs. GaosK07 Gamera Vs. ZigraK08 Gamera Vs. GuironK09 Phase IVK10 Cosmic PrincessK11 Humanoid WomanK12 Fugitive AlienK13 SST Death FlightK14 Mighty JackK15 SuperdomeK16 City on FireK17 Time of the ApesK18 The Million Eyes of Su-Muru K19 HangarK20 The Last ChaseK21 Legend of the Dinosaur

Last Quote Added: 6029 "June 5th, 1944...I was early..." -Mike ()

MST Quotes Addendum: (Number of Entries: 6029)

Archive 6028 "Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 6027 "He's gonna get grass stains on his Danskins." -Crow (Prince of Space) 6026 "I left a piece of chewed gum on your piilow." -Tom Servo (as Torgo). (Manos The Hands of Fate) 6025 "Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Manson." -Mike (Agent for H.A.R.M.) 6024 "WOW! She's not wearing glasses." -Crow (Alien from L.A.) 6023 "Excuse me, my knee and your groin have an appointment." -Mike (Alien from L.A.) 6022 "Have you met my trophy chick?" -Crow (Alien from L.A.) 6021 "Bottom of the world, ma!" -Tom Servo (Alien from L.A.) 6020 "That will make your shamrock shake." -Crow (Alien from L.A.) 6019 "Now batting, KIRBY PUCKETT!" -Tom Servo (Alien from L.A.) 6018 "Look, up there, Nick Bockwinkle's belt buckle." -Mike (Alien from L.A.) 6017 "Did they give her hash on the way over?" -Mike (Alien from L.A.) 6016 "Mother Theresa please hold, KATHY'S on line one." -Crow (Alien from L.A.) 6015 "Enjoy a mug of penetrating wood finish." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 6014 "You know they're just going to be dancing to Proud Mary in about an hour." -Crow (Jack Frost) 6013 "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club wedding." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 6012 "Proving again that slightly unattractive people are evil." -Crow (Jack Frost) 6011 "You know, they fight a lot, but they stay together because the sex is fantastic." -Mike (Jack Frost) 6010 "Let's move to America and start the Brighton Beach mob." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 6009 "And the dog ate her. The End." -Crow (Jack Frost) 6008 "A wildcat strike broke out in a Keebler cookie mines today." -Mike (Jack Frost) 6007 "Every time I tell myself I'm not going to turn left when he pulls that rope, but then I go and do it again." -Mike (Jack Frost) 6006 "It's the Seven Dwarfs. Filthy, Rotting, Lousey, Skanky, Scabby, Septic, and . . Doc." -Crow (Jack Frost) 6005 "You stutterin' Frosted freak." -Crow (Jack Frost) 6004 "You just got yourself a big sledload of whoop ass, Frost." -Mike (Jack Frost) 6003 "Tip O'Neill after the retirement." -Crow (Jack Frost) 6002 "And a month's rations are gone in an hour." -Mike (Jack Frost) 6001 "Guess they got one of those Icelandic marriages." -Mike (Jack Frost) 6000 "A classic case of Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5999 "Shut your Kringle hole!" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5998 "She's become one of those heroin-chic magazine models." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5997 "Martina Navratalova's childhood was not a happy one. " -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5996 "They're swimming in my chili, the little creeps!" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5995 "Look, she was already frozen when I got here. It ain't my fault, man." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5994 "Give me the damn snausage, man! I know it's in your pocket!" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5993 "Bad dog! Stop it! Don' t do that to my leg! Stop it!" - (Jack Frost) 5992 "Deviled ham? That's sick! I can't believe you're making me eat this!" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5991 "Love is a battlefield." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5990 "Apparently ther's no Finnish word for subtle." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5989 "You moron, you're a worthless piece of crap, like something I scrap off my shoe, duh hoey, you're an idiot." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5988 "So the premise of this movie is that everyone is nuttier than all-get-out." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5987 "Tramp's on the loose, and he's got a gun." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5986 "Get down that basement, old man!" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5985 "So I guess instead of vacuuming this floor, you zamboni it." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5984 "When am I gonna pass this witch?" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5983 "That's what I'd like to do with this movie, just scamper away from it." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5982 "Let's just swing into this IHOP for a short stack." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5981 "Ok, pull your sleigh over Frost, let's see your license." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5980 "Shake that money maker." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5979 "The new 1976 Chevy sleigh." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5978 "You work for summer, don't 'cha. DON'T 'CHA!!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5977 "Smilla's Sense of Crap." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5976 "Eat lead, spring!" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5975 "We will bury you." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5974 "Hey, he can make the film reverse." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5973 "Uh oh, roasted nuts." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5972 "Come to Knotts Berry Farm and ride the unstable house." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5971 "She's 800 years young." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5970 "Al Lewis, survivalist." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5969 "Don't touch me you coward." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5968 "Wolves are just laughing out load, they got the B squad in to eat this guy." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5967 "Val Kilmer is Prince Valiant." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5966 "He has the spine of a tubeworm." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5965 "Well that's taken care of, now what are you gonna do about the fact that you're Finnish?" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5964 "Mushroom guy's starting to piss me off!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5963 "Scott Hamilton's interpretation of The Three Bears." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5962 "Did I have to eat all those campers?" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5961 "Hornets don't make honey, I found out the hard way." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5960 "Let's go frighten small children, shall we?" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5959 "She makes Olivia Hussey look like Thelma Ritter." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5958 "And the freelance shame squad are there." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5957 "Forget the good deed. Eat her!" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5956 "Get out there and do something Russo-Finnish." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5955 "She has a healthy clown glow." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5954 "And now a bag over the head completes the look." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5953 "Alfalfa's greatest role." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5952 "Yogurt is not a finger food." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5951 "He can make a lot of money wrestling." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5950 "Do I crap in the woods?" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5949 "Sort of a bloated mouth-breathing bear, but a bear." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5948 "She shouldn't cry, there's always Jerry Lee Lewis, or Jerry Seinfeld or Ben Kingsley." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5947 "The KGB has her under surveillance." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5946 "Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5945 "Tonight, on a very special Grizzly Adams." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5944 "He could always get a job as a sports mascot." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5943 "I've got to go find a pic-a-nic basket." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5942 "Dammit Puck, this time you've gone too far!" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5941 "That was your bucket full of Rogaine." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5940 "Do I look like Simon Lebon?" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5939 "That's a girl. I thought I was a girl." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5938 "Go find Forrest Gum, stick him in the eye AND KILL HIM!!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5937 "Norman, the loons, kill them!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5936 "Great, still don't know where the men's room is." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5935 "Heckle and Jeckle in The Ten Commandments." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5934 "We now end our elf broadcast day." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5933 "You're going down mushroom boy, you mincing little fungus!" -Crow (Jack Frost) 5932 "If I catch you, you're in my omelet so fast." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5931 "The movie that dares to ask the question, Will he find the dwarf?" -Crow (Jack Frost)

5930 "Frodo gets drunk and screws with his neighbors." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5929 "Finns celebrate the new year by hurling giant beef sticks high into the air." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5928 "Get a haircut, hippie!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5927 "The Ozark Mountain Daredevils plan their next album." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5926 "Peter must be walking aroung denying everybody this morning." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5925 "This is a test of the emergency broadcast chicken." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5924 "How about a little for the rooster?" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5923 "Danny Bonaduce is Sleeping Beauty." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5922 "She's so hideous when she sleeps." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5921 "Penny Marshall was an adorable child." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5920 "Eat it grandma!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5919 "Arsenic sucker, that should do it." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5918 "Names are all Russian for Alan Smithee." -Mike (Jack Frost) 5917 "Yeah, here I go. Vroom." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5916 "No, I don't want to be in this movie!" -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5915 "Oh Joel, there's a buffet of loathsomeness in this movie." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5914 "Where's Torgo? We came to see Torgo." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5913 "Wait, there's something gaining on us. Oh, never mind, it's just the top. I'm intensely stupid." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5912 "Wait a minute, did this movie just lap itself?" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5911 "Can you hold that cue card up? What's it say? Oh yeah . . . Arf!" -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5910 "Fred, you ever feel like crying and you just don't know why?" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5909 "Your puppy's compost kid." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5908 "Honey I'm brillant, you could kiss me." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5907 "Did mommy come back from another bar?" -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5906 "You really haven't given the hotel a chance." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5905 "The new pope has not been chosen." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5904 "Smoke on the weirdo." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5903 "You know, there are certain flaws in this film." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5902 "He's got Earl Campbell thighs." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5901 "Pull my finger!" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5900 "The amazing technicolor pancho." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5899 "The Maidenform woman, you'll never know where she'll turn up." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5898 "Honey, I was tied up and unconscious. There was nothing I could do." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5897 "Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5896 "CuT iT oUt YoU fEm." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5895 "You can't kill me, I quit!" -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5894 "What happened to the bright young Torgo I hired?" -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5893 "DiD mY lEgS gEt ReAlLy BiG lASt NiGhT?" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5892 "Torgo you're the laziest man on Mars." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5891 "Torgo, you're missing the fight, get your dress on and get in there." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5890 "And I don't want to see Torgo in something sheer." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5889 "I kind of wish this was shirts vs skins." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5888 "I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5887 "You know this was the alternat ending to Beaches." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5886 "And now the Manos woman's guild will reenact the battle of Pearl Harbor." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5885 "Designing Women: The lost episode." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5884 "Next on ESPN, full contact nightgown wrestling." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5883 "Let's hear Susan presentation and then let's break into small groups and discuss this." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5882 "You know, this scene is strong enough for a Manos, but it's mad for a womanos." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5881 "The black and red Moses of Soul." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5880 "Some delicious A1, my pet." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5879 "Torgo, no! Now he's really becoming unappealing." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5878 "ThAnK yOu FoR lEtTiNg Me GeT tHiS oFf My ChEsT." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5877 "ExCuSe Me, ExCuSe Me, I rEaLiZe ThAt ThIs A lItTlE aWkWaRd." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5876 "Great hotel, really convenient to the mouth of hell." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5875 "Kids worship the daredest things." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5874 "His name's Mephisto. Can we keep him?" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5873 "Alright, freeze Debbie! Not another step, don't move!" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5872 "There there honey, we can have another daughter . . and a poodle too." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5871 "DoN't ToUcH tHe OaTmEaL cOoKiEs In ThErE." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5870 "I'll always have Torgo." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5869 "DoN't PaTrOnIzE mE, sIr." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5868 "Yeah, that's a real bitch, daddy." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5867 "LoOk LaDy, I'vE gOt ThE mOvEs Of A wAlLaBe." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5866 "Hey, why don't you visit with Torgo for a while, I'll be right in there dear." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5865 "YoU lEaD mE oN, yOu GaVe Me MiXeD sIgNaLs." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5864 "When carnies flirt." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5863 "We'Ve GoT sOmE pOoDlE mEaT iN tHe FrEeZeR fOr YoU." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5862 "Here I go, vroom." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5861 "I gOt YoUr MaGiC fInGeRs GoInG." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5860 "Listen, you never had a dog, never! I want you to stop this foolishness about a dog!" -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5859 "What are you guys talking about? Where's my dog? . . . Are you talking about my dog? where's my dog?" -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5858 "Oh, look at the pile he left." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5857 "Honey, you're embarassing Torgo." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5856 "Careful honey, Torgo's been marking his territory." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5855 "It's like have Joe Cocker as your bellhop." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5854 "You can vacation with Torgo, but don't bring your American Express card." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5853 "And the negotiations continue through the night." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5852 "LoOk LaDy I hAvE tHaT oN pEoPlE, bUt I'm NoT a BaD gUy." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5851 "Ok, we brought the kid, now give us the negatives." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5850 "You two stay with the nice man, I'm gonna go find a Ramada." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5849 "Tom Cruise is Dr. John." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5848 "Guy looks like a chain saw sculpture." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5847 "Shot on location in Spooner, Wisconsin." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5846 "No, you've got it all wrong. Love should be musty and hurtful." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5845 "Hey mister, get those hands of fate at 10 o clock and 2 o clock, now!" -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5844 "Mr. Unser, we're ready for you. Mr. Unser?" -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5843 "Thank God he didn't search the trunk, honey." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5842 "Do you have idea how you were framing back there?" -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5841 "Sorry, but you're not filming Manos, Hands of Fate in our town." -Joel (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5840 "Tonight, Manos gets caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5839 "Let's sing something from Pearl Jam." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5838 "This is where you get out, honey." -Crow (Manos The Hands of Fate) 5837 "Good night. Stay pink, soft, and oily." -Crow (Hired pt II) 5836 "My life is a hollow lie." -Crow (Hired pt II) 5835 "Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?" -Joel (Hired pt II) 5834 "But ma'am, do you know that Chevrolet has a wonderful plan for your life?" -Tom Servo (Hired pt II) 5833 "Why don't you punch it Jimmy. I want to be in Tijuana by 8 o clock or you're fired." -Crow (Hired pt II) 5832 "We're going to have leadership the way my old man told me. You, put a hankerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves! You, rock on the porch all night!" -j (Hired pt II) 5831 "I'm beginning to sober up and you're scaring me." -Tom Servo (Hired pt II)

5830 "Flying elves are back!" -Joel (Hired pt II) 5829 "Give 'em hell, Harry!" -Crow (Hired pt II) 5828 "No employees were killed during the making of this film." -Joel (Hired pt II) 5827 "She's a very kinky girl...not the kind you take to mother" - () 5826 "They turned Leech Woman into a musical." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5825 "Ride the giant citrus juicer." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5824 "Madison, don't forget your puffer, and your knee brace, and your ear plugs, and your eye drops." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5823 "Oh God, the centrifugal force! Mommy! Mommy!" -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5822 "He comes over specifically to pee in the pool." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5821 "And Jaye P. Morgan gives him the gong." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5820 "Pay no attention to the woman behind the mole!" -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5819 "A dimension not of sight or sound, but of crap." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5818 "Thrill as he looks for the men's room!" -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5817 "Poor Emmitt Kelly, didn't age well, did he." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5816 "She better be nude." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5815 "So, how is this a tribute to Madelaine Albright?" -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5814 "Halftime at the Orange Bowl, never fails to disappoint." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5813 "Shots ring out, but the people of Bosnia bravely go on with their peep shows." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5812 "She better get ready, Nancy Reagan has an appointment." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5811 "Let me get my condom out of the way." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5810 "This will go with Ortega's Chanel's outfit." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5809 "She's subletting Dr. Carlo Lombardi's place." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 5808 "Tateyama . . and shove it!" -Crow (Fugitive Alien) 5807 "Sandy Frank presents our own personel hell!" -Crow (Fugitive Alien) 5806 "Economic warfare, while nonviolent, wreaks terrible devastation. , " -dJyaRDfXhqeQCjWJmpV (iaJzKnsSZKIqiuj) 5805 "Both your comments are, I suggest, contradictory. , " -ErDOupviBnMj (cPvxppxyxPzwOnlMkO) 5804 "Super Dave Osborne comes to turn down the bed." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 5803 "He has the finely toned body of a pro golfer." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 5802 "Gary Burghoff goes undercover." -Crow (Radar Secret Service) 5801 "Robert McNamara escalates the war on Gleason." -Mike (The Giant Spider Invasion) 5800 "Master and Commander -- since when is a best picture nomination not enough to guarantee a sequel? , " -FcgLTrfXImjmaPLnf (SRmuWrfIovnDTjxwQpb) 5799 "doors.txt;10;15" -NjVEpZcFaBJlZBQEHUO (lTQVMuJpPVMtbxoNlJ) 5798 "From the drop down menu, select your assigned Visa contact. , " -zZcdTzZIgSZZmyFSIso (xqGBfrkuZn) 5797 "And Hoss signs the commitment papers." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5796 "Eeny, meeny, miney Whoa." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5795 "Sock Hop of the Damned." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5794 "The exact moment Michael Landon becam beloved by America." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5793 "Well, off to Vietnam I guess." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5792 "She makes Sandy Duncan look like Bette Davis." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5791 "Amateur Night at the Apollo." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5790 "When clowns mate." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5789 "We're now entering a genital-free zone." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5788 "The dance team of Cissy and Cissy." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5787 "London calling, said I was there too!" -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5786 "Elvis J. Pollard " -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5785 "You know my dog told me something fascinating . . . the blood of my victims cleanses the earth." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5784 "Lighting fires and masterbating!" -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5783 "Guitarist Mel Bay rocks the house." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5782 "Hi, I brought my jerk boyfriend Tony." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5781 "Your will would be broken and that would be good." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5780 "Mom got her hair styled like Aaron Burr." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5779 "Please don't sniff dad's crotch, ok." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5778 "He may urinate submissively, I should warn you." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5777 "Brought to by the Despair council." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5776 "Off to my job at DismalCo." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5775 "Give in to despair." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5774 "Haven't killed myself yet, son." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5773 "Ooh, your nose is cold." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5772 "My paw's caught in the accelerator." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5771 "Let's go milk his house." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5770 "I better go work on that Black Dahlia case." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5769 "Don't you do that, you put that butt right back in you pants young man." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5768 "Class president 1,2; Photo club 2; Werewolf 3 and 4." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5767 "This is not part of the Highway to Heaven." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5766 "Ooh, right in the little Joe." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5765 "Ebonics is a legitimate language." -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5764 "Ten days since last teen pregnancy." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5763 "Filmed on Joan Collins' bed sheets." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5762 "Does his weremom and weredad know his whereabouts?" -Mike (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5761 "You are not drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's young man, you're just not old enough." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5760 "nobody else has to know" --Ingrid Tomey () 5759 "Whoa, I wanna work in data entry!" -Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 5758 "wellmike3369" - (Jungle Goddess) 5757 "mst3k quote" - (Jungle Goddess) 5756 "Is beer booze?" -Mike (High School Big Shot) 5755 "Ziggy had Garfield neutered? Now, that's funny!" - () 5754 "There's been a walnut uprising." - (A Touch of Satan) 5753 "How long have I been posing?" -Crow (when girl wakes up) (Swamp Diamonds) 5752 "It stinks!" - (Pod People) 5751 "Oh I'm sorry, loser. I mean son." -Mike (High School Big Shot) 5750 "Then Donald goes in where the others have been." -All (Catalina Caper) 5749 "Push the button, Frank. I AM the button." - () 5748 "Say Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" -Dr Forrester (Mitchell) 5747 "Uranus is big and gassy, right?" -Crow () 5746 "Screw the revolution! Ruuuuuuun!" -Tom Servo (Time Chasers) 5745 "Loser status confirmed!" -Crow (Time Chasers) 5744 "Now's my chance to be a real radio DJ." -Joel (Crash of the Moons) 5743 "This has all the earmarks of a run on the bank to me." -Tom Servo (Crash of the Moons) 5742 "Klink, get that idiot out of here!" -Crow (Crash of the Moons) 5741 "Everything you touch you destroy." -Tom Servo (Crash of the Moons) 5740 "Oh what's the point, I stopped caring long ago." -Joel (Crash of the Moons) 5739 "I'm coming you great cow!" -Crow (Crash of the Moons) 5738 "Winky, you been eating cabbage?" -Tom Servo (Crash of the Moons) 5737 "Oh no, Crash of the Moons is on." -Crow (Crash of the Moons) 5736 "Not since Fire Maidens of Outer Space has there been a ladder scen, so compelling." -Tom Servo (Crash of the Moons) 5735 "Maybe he thinks he's too good for us. Well screw Rocky!" -Crow (Crash of the Moons) 5734 "First Robert Denby, and now you!" -Mike (Devil Doll) 5733 "Hugo and I are engaged." -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 5732 "Eat lead, space pansy!" -Tom Servo (Commando Cody pt 1) 5731 "making woppets" - ()

5730 "Honk if you hate this film." -Joel (Being from Another Planet) 5729 "An actor prepares... to suck!" -Crow () 5728 "Goodbye sweet wrestling friend." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5727 "Honey I hate to tell you this but an android from the future is going to come and kill you, so you won't give birth." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5726 "Hi honey, hey its great to back at the castle. I hope your sister's dress up Halloween slumber party went . . . OH MY GOD!!!" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5725 "Authorities suspect arson." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5724 "Damn, all the bippies are full." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5723 "Please do not feed the Samson." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5722 "Rebeca, what the hell is Rebeca?" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5721 "Who whooooo are you?" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5720 "Do we honestly need another remake of Little Women?" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5719 "Why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?!" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5718 "The Flying Nosferatu Brothers." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5717 "Give me back my inhaler!" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5716 "Come here you mortal son of a bitch!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5715 "You tell them Tony The Big Bad Vampire wants his money." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5714 "Vampire version of Good Fellas." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5713 "Where devils go, trouble follows." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5712 "No running by the pool." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5711 "I got a dine and dash on table four." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5710 "Oh god, those bitchy vampires, Debbie and Jennifer are here." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5709 "Okay then, let's get a Bloody Mary, two straws, blood sausage and some bloody pudding." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5708 "Our wives don't understand us." -M & TB's (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5707 "Run! It's Butch Patrick." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5706 "Don't . . touch . . mask!" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5705 "The international fight-like-a-girl championships." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5704 "Ah, they resort to second grade tactics." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5703 "The audience could have been seeing jai alai . . or cock fighting." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5702 "Oh good, give me more wrestling." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5701 "Hey, I didn't ask to see that." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5700 "Nobody likes me." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5699 "Everybody sit down. We're not going to start the match until everybody sits down." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5698 "Mr. Wrestler, are you trying to seduce me?" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5697 "He looks like an executioner on break." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5696 "Now let's get back to the party and Strauss out!" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5695 "Even after dispatching orders, I feel empty." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5694 "The undead recruits of the WWF." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5693 "He's got the ball at the 20, the 10, he could go all the way!" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5692 "I just realized that this is a totally boring party, let's bring out the peyote." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5691 "I should tell you that some time ago a prophecy was spoken . . oh what the hell, give me another Black Russian." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5690 "Well, I'd say she's hot Hot HOT!" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5689 "You are NOT the Kissingers!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5688 "Meanwhile, back at the world's most joyless party." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5687 "You killed one the Dutch masters, you fiend!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5686 "Mickey Spillane locked out of another society party." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5685 "I'd like to apologize in advance for our wedding night." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5684 "Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1959." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5683 "Mexico is one goofy country." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5682 "That's too bad, well, I got a golf date with Randy The Macho Man." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5681 "Do you need any wrestling done?" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5680 "I feel sort of silly right now. Did I overdress?" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5679 "Miss Tennessee has wandered away from the home." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5678 "So, she comes, sucks on your neck, you live for all eternity, she's super hot, what's the problem here?" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5677 "Here honey, take an extra big sip." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5676 "Satan has given me prominent cheekbones." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5675 "This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic Mass is like." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5674 "Alright, O negative on tap!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5673 "We're out of blood. Is Pepsi okay?" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5672 "She's got combination skin. One part is fetid and one part is rotted." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5671 "Dive in girls, the buffet is open." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5670 "The Mandrell Sisters Halloween Special." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5669 "Yes they're real!" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5668 "Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5667 "The devil's minions are cheap thugs." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5666 "The entire Mexican middle class." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5665 "We had a really hispanic time, thank you." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5664 "Now when was I a Flying Leatherneck?" -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5663 "Her tragic destiny was announced by her parents of Red Wing, Minnesota." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5662 "Beethoven, from the grave, renounces his great work." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5661 "El Stevens!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5660 "Now Dean Martin's gonna come in and jump on the piano." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5659 "Remember when we had to listen to her stand-up act." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5658 "I dedicate this song to Thorazine." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5657 "Now let's get out there and take it to them in the second half!" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5656 "Don't I look fat in that picture?" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5655 "She has to hold her arms up until her roll-on dries." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5654 "Another successful Jose Eber makeover." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5653 "Mexico really needs a Martha Stewart." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5652 "Some of them went on to start Hole." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5651 "Maybe a humidifier would help." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5650 "Eczema support group meets in the basement." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5649 "Would you shutup?! Some people gotta work in the morning!" -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5648 "She's dressed like Jeremiah Johnson." -Tom Servo (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5647 "Boy, Angie Dickenson's has hit a rough spot." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5646 "Let the Cher jokes begin." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5645 "Must be the maid's century off." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5644 "Remember there are vampire women, so get ready for the Cher jokes." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5643 "Samson vs The Vampire Women, a major Supreme Court case." -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5642 "A light-hearted romp about the war between the sexes." -Mike (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5641 "Get your paws off me you damn dirty beat!" -Crow (The Rebel Set) 5640 "By this time my lungs were aching for booze." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5639 "Shoot, now I'm sober." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5638 "Who's got a cork screw?!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5637 "Would this be a bad time to ask you out?" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5636 "He's switching strategy, he's going into the wine cellar." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5635 "That booze really refreshed me." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5634 "Kelsey Grammer was suppose to meet me here." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5633 "Greg Louganis goes motorcycling." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5632 "Eat lead Freddie Prinze!" -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5631 "Don't watch the jiggling, honey." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge)

5630 "Sports bar waitressess to the rescue!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5629 "Damn! I forgot you were a commando." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5628 "Not my fault JFK stayed at Crosby's house." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5627 "Sinatra won't talk to me!" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5626 "And now ladies and gentlemen, the reason this movie was made." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5625 "Now how will the kids get to band practice?" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5624 "Wait a minute, this is alot like Charlie's Angels." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5623 "So much for the historic registration preservation." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5622 "That was a long flashback." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5621 "The whole building lost The Price Is Right." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5620 "We continue now with international hide and seek." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5619 "Underalls for men." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5618 "Damn you gated communities!" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5617 "Mom! Mom! A bunch of girls took my drugs and snagged on me!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5616 "Okay, clean him up and tell the owner he's ready." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5615 "Give us Jim Backus!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5614 "You're listening to K-PLOT." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5613 "They are gonna get sooo high." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5612 "Right now Benny Hill is smiling down from heaven." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5611 "Scenes cut from The Longest Day." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5610 "Mrs Paul and Long John Silver in a battle to the death." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5609 "Did they all the way from Columbia to drop off the drugs?" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5608 "What kind of lure do you use to catch cocaine?" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5607 "This is your brain on sex. Any questions?" -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5606 "I hope those are stunt tongues." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5605 "The director doesn't have Ed Wood's passion for this kind of material." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5604 "This doesn't do it for me like that similar scene in The Violent Years." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5603 "This is offending one-celled animals." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5602 "Finally, someone Jim Varney can feel superior to." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5601 "Professional beach volleyball wasn't that good in the early days." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5600 "Kids just love gential mutilation." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5599 "Hey, Cheech man!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5598 "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5597 "My period!" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5596 "Five Misses Buchanans on a rampage." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5595 "Miss Jane Pittman in Striking Distance." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5594 "Still, it's all going much smoother than the Bay of Pigs operation." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5593 "Circus of the B-movie stars." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5592 "You know, I'm starting to root for the drug dealers in this movie." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5591 "Now who couldn't do that to Jim Backus?" -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5590 "This was Jim Backus' first film after he died." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5589 "You and your date will be chaueffered to exotic Centerville, Minnesota." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5588 "Sometimes a bazooka's just a bazooka." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5587 "Ooow, my artificial hip." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5586 "She's flat, but I think we can trust her." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5585 "The director wrote that so he could get laid." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5584 "We have a three seater bidet." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5583 "No I will not call you little buddy." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5582 "Shining your love!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5581 "Next on Don Kirschner's Rock Concert, one of the greatest influences on the disco scene of the late 70's." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5580 "You know, I buffed my love once, I never shined it." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5579 "Arthur! Put a ukelele under his tongue!" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5578 "Hey, how 'bout shining my steak over here!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5577 "Arthur Godfrey, will you shine your love?!" -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5576 "One of Cole Porter's worst songs." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5575 "This audience would riot if they saw KC and the Sunshine Band." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5574 "Stagger in drunk after losing all your money." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5573 "For those of you who can't get tickets to anything else." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5572 "Bad News Bears are gonna lose that game today, aren't they?!" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5571 "Willie Aames in the Vince Van Patten story." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5570 "The air filled with Slim Jims and obscene trucker tapes." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5569 "There goes another Pump-n-Munch." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5568 "It's the T and A Team!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5567 "Susan, you have any tampons?!" -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5566 "Hockey moms to the rescue." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5565 "We fully believe you." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5564 "Even for me, it's fairly pungent in here." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5563 "You know, beer and porn do make the shift go faster." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5562 "Wish I hadn't bought a Playgirl. Ah heck, they're nude anyway." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5561 "Patty, is that the issue you're in?" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5560 "This movie is a shrine for 7th grade boys!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5559 "She formed a sentence." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5558 "Alright, you know what, I'm just giving in and looking at the breasts." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5557 "And this was Carter's hostage solution?" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5556 "Kelly LeBrock's Heroes." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5555 "Semper Fi, Marine!" -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5554 "When bad things happen to hot women." -Tom Servo (Angels' Revenge) 5553 "Hey, you're giving away the plot!" -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5552 "Connie Stevens is The Professional." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5551 "I detect the liver-spotted hand of Aaron Spelling is behind this." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5550 "Who's not thrusting?" -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5549 "Mary Kay, Kay, Kay." -Crow (Angels' Revenge) 5548 "I have a feeling Johnny Wad is going to be in this." -Mike (Angels' Revenge) 5547 "[as girl gets strangled by phone cord] You just can't do that with a cell phone.. " -Kevin (Halloween (Rifftrax)) 5546 "McCloud, you shot Penn Jellette." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5545 "They never should have let Tor improv." -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5544 "You know, Tor's sneaking up and pursuit are not his fortes." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5543 "Remarkably, the boys stumble across the source of the Nile." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5542 "She was in a Bergman film where she played Low Self Esteem." -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5541 "The Killer's in Memphis, marrying his 12 year old cousin." -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5540 "Okay breasts! We get it." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5539 "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were dying?" -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5538 "Oh my God! In all my years on the force, I've never seen a flat tire like that." -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5537 "Fine, I'll just put off breakfast and investigate your little murder. Oh no, I can't have a cruller, I have to look at a body. Why do I have to go now? It's just as dead after breakfast!" -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5536 "Must get home to catch Five Mrs Buchanans." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5535 "This will not help the Discover Yucca Flats campaign." -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5534 "There was no such thing as clinical depression until this film was made." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5533 "Wait. Don't tell me. Tor Johnson! You old son of a so-and-so." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5532 "You dare question the great Oz?" -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5531 "Apparently I'm dead." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats)

5530 "Daddy, what's Vietnam?" -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5529 "Marlon Brando arrives for the Larry King interview." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5528 "Time for go to ground transportation." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5527 "Get off my land you credits." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5526 "Tor Johnson as the Beast, that's just smart casting." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5525 "Odds are she's eating Raman noodles tonight." -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 5524 "Then KISS came to town!" -Crow (Progress Island USA) 5523 "When Judy Garland died, it destroyed Puerto Rico's economy." -Crow (Progress Island USA) 5522 "So you can sugar frost your damn corn flakes, you filthy American pigs." -Mike (Progress Island USA) 5521 "The music of John Philip Salsa." -Crow (Progress Island USA) 5520 "Here, Gilligan plays a set." -Mike (Progress Island USA) 5519 "Yes, no matter what the culture, folk dancing is stupid." -Mike (Progress Island USA) 5518 "Fun times at Guantanamo." -Mike (Progress Island USA) 5517 "Here money is exchanged for coconuts." -Crow (Progress Island USA) 5516 "A Quinn Martin production." -Tom Servo (Progress Island USA) 5515 "Circle Pines is really thriving." -Crow (Progress Island USA) 5514 "Alright son, I will go to the dance with you." -Mike (Money Talks) 5513 "Son, you're in deep to mother and me." -Mike (Money Talks) 5512 "That was my darkest vision yet." -Crow (Money Talks) 5511 "William, what are you doing in there? You're not talking to the founding fathers again, are you?" -Tom Servo (Money Talks) 5510 "Listen you litle toad." -Tom Servo (Money Talks) 5509 "Forget it soda jerk." -Tom Servo (Money Talks) 5508 "On behalf of all girls, none of us are going to the dance with you." -Crow (Money Talks) 5507 "Don't smart mouth me boy." -Mike (Money Talks) 5506 "Could you have your slave press my suit?" -Crow (Money Talks) 5505 "Tom Bosely's come to haunt him." -Tom Servo (Money Talks) 5504 "Why must I be a young Christopher Walken?" -Mike (Money Talks) 5503 "Bite me Franklin." -Crow (Money Talks) 5502 "Greasy scarecrow boy not invited." -Mike (Money Talks) 5501 "her blood pressure's so high, if she farts her head will explode" - () 5500 "I can read the minds of everyone in this room ... except yours. \nActually, he IS reading her mind - there's just nothing there..." -Edward / Mike (Twilight (Rifftrax)) 5499 "It's a unique idea, watching a farm animal open a present.. not sure I'd build a whole show around it..." -Bill (Star Wars Holiday Special (Rifftrax)) 5498 "Let's go to PERKINS! WOO!" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 5497 "Camel's bladder full of water?" -Mike (Transformers (Riffrtrax)) 5496 "From Shindler's List to the OC, just like that?" -Mike (X-Men (Rifftrax)) 5495 "That's terrible, wouldn't you?" -Mike (Hobgoblins) 5494 "Junior Samples and Business Boy!" -Crow (Prince of Space) 5493 "Pebv7j " -jNlUKzATMQHqFLeIHb (EmzciocsAjPiatVxV) 5492 "Had to get the hanging judge." -Crow (Jungle Goddess) 5491 "Let me hear you spell patronize." -Joel (Jungle Goddess) 5490 "They're on the same set at least." -Tom Servo (Jungle Goddess) 5489 "There's a man on the wing of the plane!" -Crow (Jungle Goddess) 5488 "No, no, no. When you read it, do all the voices." -Crow (Jungle Goddess) 5487 "Say, did you take my red underwear with a big S on it?" -Tom Servo (Jungle Goddess) 5486 "You think I could get a table in the no singing section?" -Joel (Jungle Goddess) 5485 "She's enforcing the 2 drink minimum." -Joel (Jungle Goddess) 5484 "Excuse me, are you our waitress? I'd like to order what ever is on the wall over there." -Crow (Jungle Goddess) 5483 "Portugee Joe's, they've got the wet grass skirt night, enjoy the fentuzzler." -Tom Servo (Jungle Goddess) 5482 "Enjoy the only exterior shot." -Crow (Jungle Goddess) 5481 "Put that lamp shade on your head, tie femur bones around your waist, and dance naked in the moonlight!" -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5480 "Hey, that's a rental, it's on my card!" -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5479 "He's just my type, AB negative." -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5478 "Now, turn your head and clank." -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5477 "Then I'll go to Victoria's Secret." -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5476 "And I'll give the names of my colleagues to Senator McCarthy." -Tom Servo (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5475 "What's the big deal? It's a big, metal Richard Kiel." -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5474 "Hey, I just invented the Post-It note." -Crow (Phantom Creeps Pt I ) 5473 "breakdancing task chair" - () 5472 "I'll have what he's have? " - () 5471 "thank you senator, you statement has been duly noted." -crow (The Giant Gila Monster) 5470 "This is a Starfighter... ...Get in!" -Crow (The Starfighters) 5469 "So put your mouth under a chicken!" - (The Brute Man) 5468 "Would somebody please tell the director about compressing time through editing?" -Crow (The Lost Continent) 5467 "Mike, this is shaping up to be a very special night for any lover of vocal histrionics over bland R&B..." -Mary Jo (Glitter (Rifftrax)) 5466 "Hey, from here it looked like his chute didn't o . . pen." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5465 "Well, at least he won't have to repack his chute." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5464 "Oh, get a spatula and a garbage bag." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5463 "Now a look at the lighter side of sky diving." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 5462 "That's the last time I let a dart decide where to go on vacation." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5461 "Welcome to ground zero." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5460 "Hey, that one is screaming and flailing." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5459 "Hey, a Walmart got built since we jumped." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5458 "With my luck, I'd fall right in a stump grinder." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5457 "Air parachuting idol is Trini Lopez in The Dirty Dozen." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 5456 "I'm glad he's not sky diving naked." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5455 "Face is really flapping Irv." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5454 "Hey, Gary, you need your chute?" -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 5453 "Roger, tower, which way is the sky?" -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5452 "He's covering the event for Craw Daddy." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5451 "Welcome to Itty Bitty Airlines." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5450 "This is for The Circulating Pines, so smile." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 5449 "Doodles Weaver is Eraserhead." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5448 "I was born to be wild. My mom said I was." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5447 "Now the Hare Krishnas just come right out to the runway." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5446 "May I be excused? I have to go cheat on you." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 5445 "Dinner isn't white enough honey." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5444 "Now I lay me down to eat." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5443 "Here's a tip, don't buy the Tommy Kirk workout video." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5442 "Enjoy this tribute to white, white bodies." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5441 "Ted Kennedy's PT-109" -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5440 "Oh no, this is my camping gear!!" -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5439 "Sure is a lot of white trash down there." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5438 "Honey, even if a hair style is in, it may not be the right one for you." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5437 "This place is just crawling with missile silos." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5436 "More terrifying than Airport '77." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 5435 "Terror at sea level." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5434 "Coffee, thanks, that's better than sex." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5433 "Stop calling me lumpy butt." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5432 "Frankie Goes To Hollywood." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5431 "Loretta Lynn in Co Pilot's Daughter. " -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers)

5430 "Primitive crop dusting." -Mike (The Sky Divers) 5429 "The Ten Commandments had a smaller cast than this." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 5428 "This is the film the boys had to watch, and the girls had to go to the gym and watch the 'other' film." -Crow (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5427 "Say body again sir." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5426 "Of course when the house began sliding downhill, that was a different story." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5425 "Okay, we can use the toaster or a lamp." -Crow (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5424 "Now people like to whisper the word sinkhole around this neighborhood, but it's really not a problem." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5423 "Gimme this! NO! WRONG! Do it AGAIN!" -Crow (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5422 "Still, your Mexicans make it real cheap." -Crow (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5421 "I'm making it for the Grand Wizard." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5420 "Any talk of unions brings a threat of reprisals at this school." -Tom Servo (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5419 "Then they pants you and drag you around the track." -Crow (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5418 "Then I thrust the nail into the soft yielding wood." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5417 "Why, you can make your own bomb." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5416 "Someone got a doctorate in industrial arts?" -Crow (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5415 "No students arms were harmed in the making of this film." -Mike (Why Study Industrial Arts) 5414 "Oh God, those bitchy vampires Debbie and Jennifer are here!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5413 "Kee-ripes!" -Crow (Samson Vs. the Vampire Women) 5412 "Hey, look at me, I won the Stanley Cup!" -Joel (Tormented) 5411 "You are the worst assistant I've ever had!" -Mike (Code Name: Diamond Head) 5410 "You rolled on me!" -Crow (Giant Spider Invasion) 5409 "Soo, what're ya guys doin' after whatever we're doin' here? You wanna go to Applebee's, er...?" -Crow (Future War) 5408 "Oh no, I'm getting aroused." -Mike (Final Justice) 5407 "He makes Porter Waggoner look underdressed." -Crow (Final Justice) 5406 "You're getting Vitalis on the turtles." -Crow (Final Justice) 5405 "Don't worry, his heart will go ahead on." -Crow (Final Justice) 5404 "Geronimo . . I mean me!" -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5403 "They have a strict early check out policy." -Mike (Final Justice) 5402 "Please don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time." -Mike (Final Justice) 5401 "Lapdance home delivery." -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5400 "Guess where this is going, Joe Don?" -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5399 "Usually the doctor just jabs my vast white buttocks." -Crow (Final Justice) 5398 "Our hero, a muderous oaf who threatens women with coat hangers." -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5397 "Heart attack, it's the only exercise he ever gets." -Mike (Final Justice) 5396 "You don't want Joe Don throwing a stool at you." -Crow (Final Justice) 5395 "Get the milk lover!" -Mike (Final Justice) 5394 "Smugglers Tavern, we have strippers and skillet breakfast." -Crow (Final Justice) 5393 "This movie's really drawing me in . . . to a deep well of despair." -Crow (Final Justice) 5392 "We're takin' on water, oh that's just me sweating." -Crow (Final Justice) 5391 "Dammit, I forgot about Vespers." -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5390 "God is dead. We're closed." -Crow (Final Justice) 5389 "Please let me kill alot of people." -Crow (Final Justice) 5388 "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to get thru this thing called life." -Mike (Final Justice) 5387 "Meatloaf, Texas Ranger" -Mike (Final Justice) 5386 "Stop! Or we'll surrender." -Mike (Final Justice) 5385 "I'm gonna put on hot pants, and go undercover." -Crow (Final Justice) 5384 "The Indigo Girls early days." -Crow (Final Justice) 5383 "Brought to you by the Triangle Foundation." -Crow (Final Justice) 5382 "His arteries are just looking at each other, shaking their heads." -Crow (Final Justice) 5381 "The last thing a sausage sees." -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5380 "You better stand upwind of me." -Crow (Final Justice) 5379 "In the time it takes him to fall, the government in Italy changes 3 times." -Crow (Final Justice) 5378 "Alright, halt, or I'll fart." -Tom Servo (Final Justice) 5377 "The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches." -Crow (Final Justice) 5376 "The Johnson Coat Rack Company issued a recall today." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5375 "No leeches in the house." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5374 "We didn't steal no bike, neither." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5373 "Scooby Doo, The Motion Picture." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5372 "Robert Reed is Buford T. Pusser/In Prancing Tall." -Tom Servo/Crow (Bloodlust) 5371 "Next year, let's just go to Branson, Missouri." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5370 "Bob Packwood goes a courtin'." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5369 "Damn you all to hell!" -Crow (Bloodlust) 5368 "Not the Ming spitoon!" -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5367 "Even the spitoon is locked." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5366 "Frankly, I'm steamed!" -Mike (Bloodlust) 5365 "Am I being fey enough?" -Mike (Bloodlust) 5364 "That pose could have been a lot worse." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5363 "Man, his shirt is so tight you can see his liver." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5362 "Bad news, Kitchen's not up to code." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5361 "Long before Peter Billingsly, there was this guy." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5360 "He's making some of his famous toe jam." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5359 "Employees must wash hands before leaving dungeon." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5358 "Steve Allen, P. I." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5357 "Radishes make me burp." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5356 "Robert Reed's part makes it look like he has a lid on his head." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5355 "Rob and Laura's bedroom." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5354 "Allow me to accompany you to my pants, I . . mean room." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5353 "She's got more face than she needs." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5352 "Fun for a while, but my liver keeps shutting down." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5351 "Later that same drink." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5350 "Oh, and he has a tendency to fondle, so please be careful." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5349 "Eva Braun's bed and breakfast." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5348 "Welcome to Death Island." -Mike (Bloodlust) 5347 "And he looks terrific in a Gingham skirt." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5346 "There's a 2 drunk minimum in this film." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5345 "Kicks just keep getting harder to find." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5344 "A little peek into their home life." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5343 "Unfortunately, they land on Bikini Atoll in 1947." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5342 "Found some turtle eggs, let's smash 'em!" -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5341 "So you're saying I'm not good in bed?!" -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5340 "tonight, Love in the landing at Normandy!" -Crow (Bloodlust) 5339 "Now stay right there, I want to know where you are at all times." -Crow (Bloodlust) 5338 "The story of Wisconsin sausage." -Tom Servo (Bloodlust) 5337 "So long you corn shucking suckers!" -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5336 "Goodbye! We'll send you that arm if we find it." -Crow (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5335 "Let's throw them their winter clothes and floor it." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5334 "While Uncle Jim has even enrolled them in the Posse Comitatus." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5333 "Good white hardy white bread for white, white people." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5332 "They had to graze, just like the animals." -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5331 "Despair was the bumper crop." -Crow (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm)

5330 "Uncle Jim's out of control, we frag him today." -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5329 "Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident." -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5328 "Ah yes, now is the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma." -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5327 "So, this is enough to get you up in the morning?" -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5326 "Now give me 30 soldier!" -Crow (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5325 "The summer of my German humiliation." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5324 "Tonight on ESPN 2, hayloft rope swinging." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5323 "Now Junior Sample and Lulubelle make their appearance." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5322 "Hey, we dump this stuff in the creek and the government pays us for it." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5321 "Already the children have disturbed Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim is an edgy man who should not be riled." -Crow (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5320 "Let's go tip some cattle!" -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5319 "Here in frame 54, Mr. Connally is struck by the bullet." -Crow (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5318 "They're dropping off the kids and never coming back." -Crow (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5317 "Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Loretta Doyle." -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5316 "Yes, the farm of secrets and lies." -Tom Servo (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 5315 "I am crashing from a Pop Tart high." -Crow (The Space Children) 5314 "And an empty plate for you sir.." -Mike (Gliiter (Rifftrax)) 5313 "This is the Telemundo version of Friends.." -Mary Jo (Gliiter (Rifftrax)) 5312 "Why did they have to shoot my scarf? I am the twis-ted lone-ly guy..." -Servo (Gamera Vs. Guiron) 5311 "Let's watch them come-on-ing!" -Crow (The Space Children) 5310 "Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you." -Mike (Night of the Blood Beast) 5309 "And then a lion jumped out and shot her. At least that's what Eric said." -Crow (The Screaming Skull) 5308 "My God, he's turning into Abe Lincoln!" -Tom Servo (Mad Monster) 5307 "Hair design by Shemp Howard." -Joel (Mad Monster) 5306 "Let's see, 3 parts gin, 1 part vermouth." -Tom Servo (Mad Monster) 5305 "One my classmates died in the kiln today, mother!" -Crow (Gumby: Robot Rumpus) 5304 "That squares my breasts!" -Crow (Gumby: Robot Rumpus) 5303 "In the name of all that is good and decent, gentlemen, put on your penguin costumes!" -Brain Guy (The Screaming Skull) 5302 "Your humiliation is at least one percent higher! WE win! Hurrah hurrah hurrah!" -Pearl (The Screaming Skull) 5301 "Please die. Don't fight it. Die." -Crow (Terror From the Year 5000) 5300 "Devil's office! ...No, he went down to Georgia lookin' for a soul to steal!" -Mike (The Space Children) 5299 "Eenie meenie miney WHOA." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5298 "I'm...having a generic emotion." -Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5297 "Oh God, he's wearing black-soled shoes in the gym!" -Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 5296 "Bob Johnson" -Servo (Space Mutiny) 5295 "Don't ever make fun of my ass again!" -Crow (Laserblast) 5294 "goosio" - () 5293 "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COMES THE DEVIL!!!!!" -Crow (Here Comes the Circus) 5292 "Yeeeeee-no." -Bill (Spiderman 2 (Rifftrax)) 5291 "Eyes front Mr. Hornypants." -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 5290 "You smell good sir, like Vitalis and bacon." -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5289 "Lipstick of the gods!" -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5288 "That was a bad and unbeautiful thing to say, sir." -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 5287 "Permission to talk in flowery prose, sir?" -Tom Servo (The Phantom Planet) 5286 "D'oh, I filled my pants, sir. In fact I think I filled yours too." -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 5285 "You know Captain . . I'M SCARED!!" -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5284 "Attack of the Killer Peanut Brittle." -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5283 "Honey Bunches of DEATH!" -Tom Servo (The Phantom Planet) 5282 "Damn! It's deep-fried." -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 5281 "Those nooks and crannies really hold the butter." -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5280 "Earl, are you going to shutup for even 30 seconds on this trip?!" -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 5279 "Crew cut at .5 inches." -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5278 "Somehow the answer to all its questions is big, white guys in jumpsuits." -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5277 "Pat Buchanan's first day as President." -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 5276 "Grandpa tried to use the microwave again." -Crow (The Phantom Planet) 5275 "arrr! Vatican, Pay your Phone Bill!!" -Crow (Future Wax (i mean War)) 5274 "Ah, it does my heart good to see Crow burned beyond all recognition." -Dr. Forrester (The Unearthly) 5273 "There! We made him swerve slightly!" -Mike (Danger! Death Ray!) 5272 "Equal parts green paint and uncle's tears.." -Bill (Spiderman 1 (Rifftrax)) 5271 "I want a peanut" - () 5270 "Charlotte's Web 2 starts off on a down note.." -Mike (Beowulf (Rifftrax)) 5269 "If you can drink this without gagging, your next one's free!" -Mike (Cocktail (Rifftrax)) 5268 "Look Gallagher, can I just get my damn drinks?" -Mike (Cocktail (Rifftrax)) 5267 "Welcome to downtown Shackville!" -Mike (Devil Fish) 5266 "Well, I'm hungry and paranoid. Thanks!" -Mike (Girl in Gold Boots) 5265 "Kathie Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat." -Crow (Deadly Bees) 5264 "WOAH, flying horse... woaahhh!" -Mike (Battlefield Earth (Rifftrax)) 5263 "Jesus was a kickboxer, right?" -Tom Servo (Future War) 5262 "It's Super-Pope!" -Crow (Future War) 5261 "Honey bunches of DEATH!" -Tom Servo (Phantom Planet) 5260 "Aaahh! Hitler! ...or a guy in a car..." -Mike (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) 5259 "Look. A loaf of bread. EAT EVERY PIECE!" -Crow (Out of this World) 5258 "Beer Wine! Wine made from fresh beer." -Mike (Out of this World) 5257 "Get out of my chair, Lieutenant Crown Roast!" -Mike (The Mole People) 5256 "Avalanche footage! RUN!" -Crow (The Mole People) 5255 "Mount Pinatubo erupted yesterday, spewing movie credits all over the southern hemisphere." -Mike (The Mole People) 5254 "This weird enough for you, folks? How does this make you feel about Santa?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 5253 "I kiss my frog in your honor." -Tom Servo (The Puma Man) 5252 "Uh, there's no afterlife! Sorry!" -Crow (The Puma Man) 5251 "I seem to have died, is that ok?" -Crow (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) 5250 "Aaagh! We're stuck in a mobius strip of a movie!" -Mike (Final Justice) 5249 "The epic battle between moist and moister." -Mike (Terror from the Year 5000) 5248 "He's hitting him with jump cuts!" -Mike (Terror from the Year 5000) 5247 "...Shut Up! Everybody SHUT UP!!" -Crow (Riding with Death) 5246 "Finally...I killed my Virtual Pet." -Mike (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) 5245 "Were we just yelled at by a pork roast?" -Tom Servo (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) 5244 "Wait a minute...what the hell was that about, anyway?" -Tom Servo (Once Upon a Honeymoon) 5243 "His Lava Lamp is out of control!!" -Crow (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) 5242 "I almost bought this place... until I found out Hop- a- Long Cassidy died here.... bows and arrows... very wierd." - () 5241 "I almost bought this place... until I found out Hop- a- Long Cassidy died here.... bows and arrows... very wierd. " - () 5240 "MUFFIN OUT YOUR CHESTS, MEN!" -Bill (300 (Rifftrax)) 5239 "Jog, men, jog casually into battle.... JOG!!!" -Bill (300 (Rifftrax)) 5238 "Alfalfa's greatest role." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5237 "She shouldn't cry, there's always Jerry Lee Lewis or Jerry Seinfeld or Ben Kingsley." -Crow (Jack Frost) 5236 "Do I look like Simon LeBon?" -Mike (Jack Frost) 5235 "Go find Forrest Gump, stick him in the eye, and KILL HIM!!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5234 "Peter must be walking around denying everybody this morning." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 5233 "Theory of flight? I'll teach you the theory of fist!" -Crow (Cave Dwellers) 5232 "Look out, it's Coco the Terrible!" -Crow (Cave Dwellers) 5231 "Warriors, come out and play-ay!" -Tom Servo (Cave Dwellers)

5230 "Tuesday's are human sacrifice days at the Sizzler." -Joel (Cave Dwellers) 5229 "I was, uh, unable to quit him, so to speak..." -Mike (Predator (Rifftrax)) 5228 "You just couldn't make movies in the 80's without slime. it's kinda like Ben Stiller in movies, now ... but funnier." -Mike (Predator (Rifftrax)) 5227 "He's really hard to see with his elaborate facial camouflage.." -Mike (Predator (Rifftrax)) 5226 "They're helicoptering in a shipment of 80's movie cliches.. once they've unloaded them we can start the film.." -Mike (Predator (Rifftrax)) 5225 "the wizards not in " -crow () 5224 "Looks like it's a big, brawny, hairy, glistening, two-fisted, manly day!" -Joel (Hercules) 5223 "Hi, we came to get Scruffy, our pet lion . . . OH MY GOD!!!" -Joel (Hercules) 5222 "Who put sodee pop in my sodee pop?" -Crow (The Giant Gila Monster) 5221 "I like the ping sound.. hehehe..." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 5220 "The caterers are her, they must be serving Tombstone pizza." -Joel (The Ring of Terror) 5219 "A Producers Releasing Corporation reminding you, Don't Fear The Creeper." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5218 "Now she's going to find out how ugly he is." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5217 "Your new eyeballs are in." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5216 "Excuse me, I'm from downstairs. Could you play through the headphones?" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5215 "She can't resist the great smell of Brute Man." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5214 "That would be really awkward if he walked in on her, and she's entertaining another big, ugly murderer guy." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5213 "Never before has the screen sizzled with such intense fire escape action." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5212 "What light, winod break." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5211 "Rick Astley is selling newspaper." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5210 "Great, now I got to buy up every paper in town." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5209 "By the way, am I showing too much cleavage?" -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5208 "Let me put it this way, have you ever seen Chained Heat?" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5207 "Mrs. Robinson, I got the room." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5206 "This stuff is hotter than a Pasadena tennis court." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5205 "Honey, my face is as big as ever, and someone shot my sizzler off." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5204 "Oh, I bet I look like hell." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5203 "He's had several injuries that don't really help his chances with women at all." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5202 "How the hell did she ever get a piano up here?" -Mike (The Brute Man) 5201 "The creeper is on the 15 day DL." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5200 "This is really going to cut into my smoking time." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5199 "Kiss me you brute man." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5198 "Oh man, right in the mess!" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5197 "Oh great, all my Gallery mags are in here." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5196 "AKA the Creeper, AKA the Brute." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5195 "Oh man, she's in the bedroom, I can't believe it, I haven't had anything in weeks!" -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5194 "She's using a harmonica on her nails." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5193 "Rocks moves faster than this guy." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5192 "Mrs. Bates, can Norman come out and play?" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5191 "Nice pad, but I prefer my river shack." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5190 "I love cigs, I got to get a carton of these for my pregnant wife." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5189 "They should get kids going on these things." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5188 "Her hair looks like something you'd pound meat with." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5187 "Wow! These cigarettes are really addicting!! I wonder if they know about that." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5186 "Wow! What a great set of lamps." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5185 "You must know how he feels, huh Servo." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5184 "Man, he must really be a woofer." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5183 "And the insurance company considers it cosmetic." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5182 "Hey fellow, why the long face?" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5181 "Well, that sex was very servicable and reliable, thank you." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5180 "Nice to know that Noel Coward's in charge of the police force." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5179 "Hmm, Ms. Helen Creeper." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5178 "So, do we make out now?" -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5177 "Rondo Hatton in Barefoot In The Park." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5176 "I'm going to get a big facial." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5175 "C'mon, lets throw cigarette butts at the monkeys." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5174 "Tom Dewey at home." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5173 "Meanwhile, the Thin Man arrives at the White House." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5172 "Oh God, the creeper's bedpan!!" -Mike (The Brute Man) 5171 "Does this body mean anything?" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5170 "Get his puffer!" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5169 "Look at that, philanthropist laid, it's always the philanthropist, rock stars and philanthropists." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5168 "GOD IS DEAD? GOOD!!" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5167 "Let's go out and be crotchety some time." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5166 "And some prune juice, Metamucil, Correctol, Fibercon, Go Ease, and that . ." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5165 "A promising delivery career comes to an end." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5164 "He's Big Head Todd and the Monster." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5163 "DEAR GOD I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE!!" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5162 "Why did you hire me if you hate me so?" -Mike (The Brute Man) 5161 "Eat me you hateful old fossil, signed Jimmy. Hey!" -Mike (The Brute Man) 5160 "The typewriter is making weird noises." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5159 "Oh, right in the store." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5158 "Yes ma'am, order me around!" -Crow (The Brute Man) 5157 "Women are still drawn to me, I still got it." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5156 "He looks like an Easter Island statue." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5155 "Do not look up, do not attempt to look up." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5154 "Late for my lesson. I'll be right there Mrs. Glasser, the police are after me." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5153 "Exit, stage left even." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5152 "This Brute man sounds horrible. Where can I hide? Oh, I am Brute man." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5151 "Be on the lookout for Rondo, he's slightly carbonated so you can slam him down fast." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5150 "Chiropractor on rampage." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5149 "Lift up where it belong." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5148 "What do you know? Just got back from a Broadway show." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5147 "She's laced up tighter than a catcher's mitt." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5146 "He headed straight for Thelma Lou's house." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5145 "Him and his college buddies went bobbing for anvils." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5144 "Everybody talk me, can't hear word say." -Mike (The Brute Man) 5143 "Screw it, let's go to the Skyway lounge." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5142 "He's reminiscient of a tsll dwarf." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5141 "Randy Breuer as Rondo Hatton as The Brute." -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 5140 "Et tu, Brute Man." -Crow (The Brute Man) 5139 "These must be models' portions here." -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5138 "Yes, chickens slice to the width of one electron." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5137 "These chickens were smoking in bed." -Mike (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5136 "Here's your appetizers, I'll be back to get your drink orders ladies." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5135 "These are headed for the driving range." -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5134 "Make sure to put them all in one basket." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5133 "Everybody, Soylent Green is made from chickens!" -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5132 "After the first few days the paper can be removed/Except for the sports section." -Narrator/Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5131 "Individual counseling is provided." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow)

5130 "Forty piece chicken nuggets to go." -Mike (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5129 "Whoa, Milton Berle there." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5128 "Hey guys, it's God!" -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5127 "Sticks of dynamite are arranged carefully around the perimeter." -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5126 "Oh wait, that's my Silly Putty." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5125 "Mork calling Orson." -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5124 "Some eggs are sent to solitary." -Mike (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5123 "Fellow poultrymen, our cherished freedoms are threatened from all sides." -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5122 "These are your chickens on drugs." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5121 "You know this music helps chicken breed. It's like the Luther Vandross of chickens." -Tom Servo (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5120 "Wait a minute, men and women breeding better poultry. What kind of sick experiment is going on here?!" -Mike (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5119 "Dedicated to the chickens who lost their lives in the great chicken war." -Crow (The Chicken of Tomorrow) 5118 "cigarettes " - () 5117 "The shamed cast of Terror of Tiny Town meets the shamed cast of Village of the Giants." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5116 "One last offensive thing to leave you with folks." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5115 "And then we were giants, and now I have stretch marks." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5114 "Giant kids are going to be giant kids." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5113 "Oh, I went down 400 cup sizes." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5112 "By this time, my son's lungs were aching for air." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5111 "Oh my God, Opie's on fire!" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5110 "Heck with the plan, I'm staying here!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5109 "Most of the town didn't have a problem with the giant regime." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5108 "I hope he gores the little freak." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5107 "Attack of the 50 Ft ABBA." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5106 "That color orange does not exist in nature." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5105 "C'mon, it's like getting turned on by Thumbalina to them." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5104 "Snap, Crackle, and Pop could hold him back." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5103 "A Buffalo shot that covers three states." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5102 "We're still working on your huge sporks." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5101 "The NRA nightmare." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5100 "Sorry honey, needs of the many and all." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5099 "The whole town says they're sorry. Now would you quit peeing in the pool?" -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5098 "Ok, show of hands. Who wet 'em?" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5097 "Ok sheriff, we've given your idea a lot of thought, and we've decided to step on you." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5096 "Now pray to my satin tap pants." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5095 "Free breast rides and we'll wave membership fees." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5094 "You know, Glen Manning wasn't this much fun." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5093 "Be careful what you wish for!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5092 "Don't hate me 'cause I'm a giant." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5091 "You know, I'm starting to suspect this might be padding." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5090 "One of those could take out the whole town." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5089 "Their giant hinders will kill us!" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5088 "This is David Dukes' dream." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5087 "He tampered in God's domain." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5086 "She's really got her hands full." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5085 "D'oh, I didn't grow proportionally." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5084 "Now he's the Brawny paper towel guy.c" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5083 "The Maidenform less woman, you'll never wher she'll turn up." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5082 "You ate it, you fell for it." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5081 "I'm gonna moon you man!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5080 "This guy went to Peter Breck acting school." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5079 "Seeing Tommy Kirk in shorts would make me back off too" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5078 "Mom! Oh no, no, she's putting out for a nickel! I have no mother." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5077 "Don't, don't you touch her! She can not be bought for pocket change." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5076 "Enough window shopping, better get at it, it's starting to get dark again." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5075 "Close your shirt! We have your chest surrounded!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5074 "Get off my land you dang smoochers!" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5073 "Now let's go scare everyone with my thigh." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5072 "No, it's Tommy Kirk in little pants." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5071 "Opie shoots, he scores." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5070 "And I didn't steal no bike, neither." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5069 "Tommy's hair gets higher with every scene./So does Tommy." -Crow/Mike (Village of the Giants) 5068 "The naked corpse of Paul Prudhomme gets roasted on a stick." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5067 "He allowed himself to be threatened by Tommy Kirk." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5066 "I could introduce you to my brother Jeff." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5065 "I've just been rejected by Tommy Kirk, I can't get any lower than this." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5064 "Throw in the tongue and we got a deal." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5063 "That's funny. HELP ME! HELP!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5062 "Howard the Duck Behind the Green Door." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5061 "What could take my eyes off the duck?" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5060 "Lab experiment gone horribly wrong." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5059 "Keanu Reeves on bass." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5058 "Great, now there's going to be duck stuff all over the yard." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5057 "Up yours, Opie, I ain't going." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5056 "Tommy's not to hard to entertain." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5055 "Oh Aunt Bee, I can't feel my legs, help me!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5054 "This is Tommy Kirk really acting." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5053 "Oh, that's not mud!" -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5052 "Got a lot of wet boob shots in." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5051 "All right, who gave the kids sugar?" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5050 "Never was a car crash celebrated so well." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5049 "This is Thelma and Louise landed." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5048 "The forecast is for bright sun with intense rain." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5047 "Somehow this film is a metaphor for the Vietnam War." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5046 "And just a hint of Toni Basil." -Crow (Village of the Giants) 5045 "This is everything Laugh-In could have been." -Mike (Village of the Giants) 5044 "Oh, Madonna, what are you up to now?" -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 5043 "So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?" -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5042 "Charlie, does fur run in your family?" -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5041 "Oh well, who needs fingers." -Crow (The Days Of Our Years) 5040 "Alright, let's get this guy planted." -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5039 "This is terrible, he died minutes before his time." -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5038 "Hey, have a massive coronary on your own time." -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5037 "Let's go on a Hawaiian sex tour." -Crow (The Days Of Our Years) 5036 "Get out of my head reverend!" -Crow (The Days Of Our Years) 5035 "Ok, diaper the toast and butter the baby." -Tom Servo (The Days Of Our Years) 5034 "That was so incredibly average." -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5033 "She dreamed of tract housing." -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5032 "He'd chosen his new look!" -Tom Servo (The Days Of Our Years) 5031 "Get out of town accident lover!" -Mike (The Days Of Our Years)

5030 "Oh no, the reverend has killed again!" -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5029 "Up with brakemen!" -Mike (The Days Of Our Years) 5028 "Let's get clean together." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5027 "Remember, people like you better if you're pretty." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5026 "Learn to mistrust your own taste." -Mike (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5025 "You know, the narrator should get back over to Johnny's, he's probably a mess by now." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5024 "He knows a lot about women's toenails." -Mike (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5023 "Now to get pantsed and dragged around the track." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5022 "Oh the things those hands will do." -Tom Servo (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5021 "Shift into another time dimension if that helps." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5020 "Oh oh, dad's vomit." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5019 "Please remain seated until the shower has come to a full and complete stop." -Mike (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5018 "Why couldn't they have had Mamie Van Doren star in this thing." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5017 "Use pumice on your tender nipple buds. " -Tom Servo (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5016 "But you'll never be able to scrub away the stain on your soul." -Tom Servo (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5015 "Kerosene and a match gets rid of the ear mites." -Crow (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5014 "Oh man, what the hell did I do last night?" -Mike (Keeping Clean and Neat) 5013 "The 8th graders cull the herd." -Mike (Keeping Neat and Clean) 5012 "This is how it seems to be thrown clear as the cable snaps." -Mike (A Day At The Fair) 5011 "Musky carnies, drunk by 10 AM." -Tom Servo (A Day At The Fair) 5010 "Dad, I owe Big Lenny 42 large." -Tom Servo (A Day At The Fair) 5009 "Women are excited by seeing the word member." -Tom Servo (A Day At The Fair) 5008 "Let's go eat something gray." -Mike (A Day At The Fair) 5007 "Later, these moths turn up in the mouths of Bob's victims." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 5006 "Dad heads for the caning exhibits." -Tom Servo (A Day At The Fair) 5005 "Thank God methane rises." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 5004 "No one can explain why father is eighty-five." -Mike (A Day At The Fair) 5003 "These plucky Kiwanis stand to make a bundle." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 5002 "My Fajita plate was really hot and I TOUCHED IT!" -Mike (Hobgoblins) 5001 "OH MY GOD, HE'S SNAPPED!!" -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 5000 "CAN I HAVE YOUR ROOM?!!" -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4999 "You know, I've got a feeling one of these characters is about to see their own intestines." -c (Last Clear Chance) 4998 "This is the prequel to In Cold Blood." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4997 "Don't trust anyone, turn your back on hope and love." -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4996 "It has no time to stop for you corn-shucking crackers." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4995 "Trains are blameless, holy creatures." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4994 "Did I ask you to talk?!" -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4993 "Forty percent of all accidents are caused by WOMAN'S HINDERS!" -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4992 "Whoa, almost ran over Kissinger, gonna have to go back." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4991 "Yeah, and I buried the victims over there." -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4990 "Now they're Ma and Pa Topper." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4989 "Kill the wabbit, kil the wabbit." -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4988 "You see, son, we all die alone and afraid." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4987 "Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry, No!!" -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4986 "So you see, when a man loves a car very much, he reclines the seat back, he takes the car . . ." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4985 "You're spening the night in the barn with your crazy cousin." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4984 "Gonna need another 50, real shame if something happened to this land." -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4983 "Oh, it's the heat, hide the stash." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4982 "My arm's caught, be right there." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4981 "Hey, my Advocate is here." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4980 "Never let this happen to you, don't make the mistake these people made, don't die." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4979 "Jack Kervorkian throws a tailgating party." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4978 "Your last clear chance for fantastic savings." -Tom Servo (Last Clear Chance) 4977 "Had this been an actual date, you would have been instructed where to go." -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4976 "Oh Nick, you take me to the best places." -Joel (What To Do On A Date) 4975 "The sensuous pagan ritual begins." -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4974 "Why can't Nick be fun like George is?" -Joel (What To Do On A Date) 4973 "Kay, Kay, Kay! What about my needs?!" -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4972 "Kay's worked on the kill floor, she knows where to deliver the blow." -Joel (What To Do On A Date) 4971 "Plenty of opportunities to screw big time." -Tom Servo (What To Do On A Date) 4970 "With each dial, he comes closer and closer to the most humiliating moment of his life." -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4969 "You looked in my book, didn't you?!" -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4968 "My God! Kay's been missing since last Febuary!" -Tom Servo (What To Do On A Date) 4967 "This is like having your mom tell you about sex." -Joel (What To Do On A Date) 4966 "C'mon Ross drown him, he won't try it again." -Crow (Catching Trouble) 4965 "No, he didn't even get out of the 5th grade, but I kid Ross." -Crow (Catching Trouble) 4964 "Slash and burn is the best way to catch these little critters." -Tom Servo (Catching Trouble) 4963 "Ross tries to towel away the evil, but nothing doing." -Tom Servo (Catching Trouble) 4962 "Yeah guys, I'm deeply ashamed of my race right now." -Joel (Catching Trouble) 4961 "So it's Roos 2, Everglades nothing." -Tom Servo (Catching Trouble) 4960 "Man, would I love to see that cub's mom come through the woods right now." -j (Catching Trouble) 4959 "Shhh, wait, I hear something living." -Tom Servo (Catching Trouble) 4958 "You know, Ross is no stranger to raping the land." -Joel (Catching Trouble) 4957 "Ross is no actor as you can see." -Crow (Catching Trouble) 4956 "Wildcat, I think I love you, but I want to know for sure." -Joel (Catching Trouble) 4955 "Now folks, this has all been leveled and turned into a golf course." -Tom Servo (Catching Trouble) 4954 "Kill Colonel Kurtz." -Joel (Catching Trouble) 4953 "Ross also plays the part of Lil' Abner in summer theater." -Tom Servo (Catching Trouble) 4952 "Oh my God, the historian has a robe on" -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4951 "kill me kill me ki say crow woul'd you please kill me." -tom servo (Fire Maidens of Outer Space) 4950 "we're shifting from hat to helmet mode, it's THAT serious." -Mary Jo (Cinematic Titanic - Doomsday Machine) 4949 "Steves don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.." -Tom Servo (Night of the Blood Beast) 4948 "Jimmy, Crazy Cock Cochini!" -Tom Servo (The Brute Man) 4947 "Oh come on, Lee can barely hoist himself into the van.." -Joel (Master Ninja) 4946 "Well, this is the last of the bathroom tissue." -Crow (First Spaceship on Venus) 4945 "I almost bought this place... until I found out Hop- a- Long Cassidy died here.... bows and arrows... very wierd." - () 4944 "MOVIE GUY: Why are you all staring at me??? ROBOT: It's after Labor Day and you're still wearing white shoes!" - () 4943 "for the ladies" -servo () 4942 "My God, David! " -Adrianne the Psychic (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 4941 "You gonna die, Captain, and we all shall move up in rank!" -Mirror-Tom Servo (Last of the Wild Horses) 4940 "Oh, the McCullochs are here!" -Mike (The Final Sacrifice) 4939 "What kind of made-up font is this?/ I think they call it 'Extra Stuff Dramatic'" -Mike/Tom (Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell) 4938 "C'mon kid, give us a hearty 'Rowsdower'" -Tom (The Final Sacrifice) 4937 "This guy was never in heaven, he was cast out of community theater." -Mike (The Undead) 4936 "Captain's Log - I've lost my toupee and my girdle is killin' me..." -Crow (?) (The Movie) 4935 "Introducing new, faster seconds!" -Crow (Future War) 4934 "Yeah, old guys becoming pandas, that's the future." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 4933 "End more! It's not ending enough!" -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4932 "Monster in tryst with cabana boy." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4931 "Do farts have lumps?" -Crow (Horror of Party Beach)

4930 "Now walk off the screen into obscurity." -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4929 "First you deny the grief, then . . . PARTY!" -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4928 "Take a right on Monster-Killing-Girls Road." -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4927 "Want your Dick Butkus collectible mug?" -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4926 "Big hunk of inbred love." -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4925 "President orders monsters back to work." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4924 "Every male of any species has the biological urge to panty-raid." -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4923 "Alright, I'll strangle a chicken if it'll make you happy!" -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4922 "Look out, Ted kennedy's driving home!" -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4921 "Nair side, foam side." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4920 "Well I'm gonna strip for someone." -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4919 "Fight directio by William Shatner." -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4918 "Hey, I don't think this is a good idea guys, let's think about this. NO NO NO, oh God, my neck is broken!" -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4917 "The little kids adored the loveable town stripper." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4916 "Do the Bruce Springsteen." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4915 "Music by The My Three Sons." -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4914 "So, radiation has a sense of humor." -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4913 "Fanny Brice and Scott Hamilton make out." -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4912 "Johhny Mathis and the Conan O'Brien's." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4911 "Original soundtrack by Nigel Tufnel." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4910 "Sturgis, a city on the move." -Crow (Horror of Party Beach) 4909 "Let's all watch it on the speaker!" -Joel (Fire Maidens of Outer Space) 4908 "Ok story so far, we got lost, flew to Pheonix, got attacked, we're gonna die." -Crow (Rocketship X-M) 4907 "He's an evil Gilligan." -Crow (The Beatniks) 4906 "Eddie Crane, unplugged." -Joel (The Beatniks) 4905 "He's the Shakiest Hotel Manager in the West." -Joel (The Beatniks) 4904 "Wait a minute, that's the guy who robbed my store." -Joel (The Beatniks) 4903 "Next up, Geechi Guy." -Crow (The Beatniks) 4902 "Wait a minute, that's the guy who robbed my store." -Joel (The Beatniks) 4901 "These smelly hoodlums are here." -Tom Servo (The Beatniks) 4900 "You know, he sold more records than Elvis or The Beatles." -Joel (The Beatniks) 4899 "Rock candy baby you're mine!" -Joel (The Beatniks) 4898 "Drink your bottle of A-1 and shutup!" -Tom Servo (The Beatniks) 4897 "Another alcohol-free party ends in shame. This little playlet has been brought to you by the Booze Council. Reminding you to always stock up on alcoholic beverages for all your social occasions, because booze really satisfies." -Crow (General Hospital pt 2) 4896 "Well, I'm gonna go over to the morgue and cheer up." -Crow (General Hospital pt 2) 4895 "do you mind if we dance with your dates" - () 4894 "Police Squad in color!" -Crow (Operation Double 007) 4893 "Katherine Hepburn is The Shakiest Gun In The West." -Tom Servo (Operation Double 007) 4892 "Operation double 00 Hee Haw." -Tom Servo (Operation Double 007) 4891 "Hey, get this: They're steam cleaning the horses!" -Gypsy (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4890 "filthy peeg" - () 4889 "Bite my hand once for yes." -Joel (Stranded in Space) 4888 "Well if it isn't little miss I Won't Tell a Soul..." -Joel (Stranded in Space) 4887 "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Douchebag" -Cinematic Titanic (The Oozing Skull) 4886 "His favorite movie is Turner and Hoooooooch!" -Sung by Tom Servo over opening credit music (Operation Double 007) 4885 "Send . . . more . . . porn." -Crow (Terror From the Year 5000) 4884 "Mr Ruby told me to watch the prison transfer." -Tom Servo (Terror From the Year 5000) 4883 "Grace Kelly and Frank Sutton in To Catch A Pyle!" -Tom Servo (Terror From the Year 5000) 4882 "His favorite movie is Turner and Hoooooooch!" -Sung by Tom Servo over opening credit music (Operation Double 007) 4881 "Someone stole the strawberries." -Crow (The Unearthly) 4880 "Now the faces of those he's wronged flash before his eyes." -Tom Servo (Appreciating Our Parents) 4879 "Oh great, now the acid kicks in." -Crow (The Incredible Melting Man) 4878 "Keith Moon in the hospital." -Crow (The Incredible Melting Man) 4877 "Black Nazis!" - () 4876 "It's gotta be humiliating to be tortured by a smurf." -Mike (The Mole People) 4875 "Cherry Cordials? What a thoughtful old man!" -Tom Servo (Mighty Jack) 4874 "Do you know how many T.V. shows would be wiped out if this room were blown up?" -Tom Servo (Stranded In Space) 4873 "So I told Gary that I was going on this weekend vacation, and he said, Well then I'm going hunting with Jeff next weekend, and that's when we were at knife, Bo Derek sang Fernando, and Gary, oh he sings so good, you should meet Jeff sometime. This is a pretty country isn't it? Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know the farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair explodes! Just EXPLODES! Oh I'm feeling kinda gassy. McNuggets, you know they make me all gassy, all that grease and all. It really helps if you drink 8 to 10 glasses of water each day, did you know that? Sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count either. This is a pretty country. You know I think this is a blessing in disguise I didn't get into college. You know I'm going have to revise my 20 yr. plan. Have I told you about my 20 yr. plan? Well listen here, in year 1 this is the year I plan to take off those extra 7 pounds, you know that's equal to 7 lbs of butter. So it's like I'm wearing 7 lbs of butter! Uh, where was I? Oh yeah, so my aunt and uncle want me to sing Sunrise, Sunset. He wanted me to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and well, she never thanked me for that . . cause, well she's probably real busy and all." -Tom Servo (Manos The Hands of Fate) 4872 "Society owes me a Kit Kat bar!" -Tom Servo (The Violent Years) 4871 "She has a room on the four hundredth floor." -Mike (The Violent Years) 4870 "And that's a reversal, as both men plunge into the pidgeon crap!" -Trace (The Oozing Skull) 4869 "What a stupid robot!" -Crow (First Spaceship on Venus) 4868 "do you mind if we dance with your dates " - () 4867 "you look neat" - () 4866 "Well, I think you're full of skit!" -Joel (It Conquered the World) 4865 "No! Noo! My spiiiine! Ahhhh!" -Joel (The Unearthly) 4864 "This movie dares you to watch it" -Crow (Red Zone Cuba) 4863 "This is how luggage gets lost." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4862 "Stick you head between your legs and kiss your butt good-bye." -Tom Servo (SST Death Flight) 4861 "How about a quick game of Win, Lose, or Draw." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4860 "Hyperventalating her way to an Oscar." -Tom Servo (SST Death Flight) 4859 "Put the masks on the important stars first." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4858 "Listen, I can get you on a game show." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4857 "He gets the boner award." -Joel (SST Death Flight) 4856 "What a way to impress the boss." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4855 "Don't you get it? The name of this movis is Death Flight!" -Tom Servo (SST Death Flight) 4854 "Our wing is completely on fire, not unlike reentry." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4853 "Hi, you're in the part of the plane that falls off." -Crow (SST Death Flight) 4852 "Lenny, who won't be going to college this year...Cause he's dumb!" -Crow (Days of Our Years) 4851 "Do you take this Bionic Man?" -Tom Servo (Days of Our Years) 4850 "This bookcase used to slide." -Tom Servo (Stranded In Space) 4849 "He's playing Connect the Gods!" -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 4848 "This bookcase used to slide." -Tom Servo (Stranded In Space) 4847 "I'm starring in a one-man show, Leslie Nielsen Leslie Neilsen Leslie Neilsen." -Tom Servo (Pod People) 4846 "God, I hate Kenny! This isn't Kenny, we like this guy." -Crow and Joel (Pod People) 4845 "Tommy! Throw open the door and yell Pull!" -Servo (Pod People) 4844 "So he took Shop at Harvard Law School." -Crow (Riding With Death) 4843 "Christmas comes to Santa!" -Servo (Space Mutiny) 4842 "So our brave hero roasts the disabled man." -Mike (Space Mutiny) 4841 "Hey, T.V.'s Frank! He's really come up in the word!" -Mike and Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 4840 "Meanwhile, back on The Greasy Bastard..." -Crow (Mighty Jack) 4839 "Now Ms. Yashuko has lost direct contact with time. (professor) She thinks she thinks she's in Dresden during the war " -Tom Servo (Operation Double 007) 4838 "Fight Coreography by Dom Deluise" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4837 "(In British accent)John Bonham....MOBY DICK" -Joel (Pod People) 4836 "That's the spirit we need in our hookers!" -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 4835 "He had his hat in his lap for a reason." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 4834 "Really, REALLY Big Brother!" -Mike Nelson, on the Chairman (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 4833 "Runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load, I've got Coleman Francis on my mind." -Mike (Red Zone Cuba) 4832 "Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone." -Tom Servo (Speech: Platform Posture and Apperance) 4831 "The Johnson Coat Rack Company issued a recall today." -Mike (Bloodlust)

4830 "Indiana Nerd and the Temple of Dork." -Crow (Bloodlust) 4829 "Excuse me, you're under arrest. I'm going to take you to the federal building here." -Mike (San Francisco International) 4828 "Which belt should I use?" -Mike (San Francisco International) 4827 "Two words kid: Foster Home." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4826 "Davey, let me introduce you to these federal agents. They are what you young people call bad asses." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4825 "Pernell's got a built-in grimace." -Mike (San Francisco International) 4824 "Davey, this is probably the wrong time to tell you, but this a federal offense, stealing a plane and all." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4823 "Now keep going until you run out of gas." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4822 "The faces of those you've wronged will be floating up on your left." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4821 "Where's the vomit bag?" -Crow (San Francisco International) 4820 "Davey, I need to know where your dental records are." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4819 "Puf-n-stuf, help me!" -Mike (San Francisco International) 4818 "How do I get rid of the pee smell?" -Crow (San Francisco International) 4817 "You're gonna die . . down there." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4816 "Davey, all those people down there are getting divorced because of you." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4815 "Damn subplots keep washing ashore." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4814 "No one in the airport loves me." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4813 "Let's go find somebody else to shoot." -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4812 "So is that Hoss guy really nice?" -Tom Servo (San Francisco International) 4811 "Recognize the dye job?!" -Mike (San Francisco International) 4810 "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body." -Crow (San Francisco International) 4809 "The answer my friend is blow it out your ass." -Mike (San Francisco International) 4808 "The sensuous pagan ritual begins." -Crow (What To Do On A Date) 4807 "She's been blind and all ever since... her husband got killed in the war. Makes sense." -Cliff Weismeyer, Tom Servo () 4806 "Finally, the hundreds of STD's take their toll." -Crow (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4805 "The best way to get it is to lick it off my chest." -Tom Servo (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4804 "Man, I'm glad I found out how high maintenance she is before I married her. " -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4803 "She really like me, really, sure I hypnotized her a little to prime the pump, but I can tell she really likes me!" -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4802 "Thanks, I really wanted to know what kind of soup you had for dinner." -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4801 "Mike, you think if I went away and painted the entire satellite and then came back, that I'd miss anything?" -Crow (Devil Doll) 4800 "Did I just see someone walk in and paw my puppet?" -Mike (Devil Doll) 4799 "That's not my call girl already, is it?" -Mike (Devil Doll) 4798 "Look Varelli, jump up my wooden butt!" -Tom Servo (Devil Doll) 4797 "Roy Clark, crossdresser." -Mike (Devil Doll) 4796 "Shouldn't this be over?" -Tom Servo (A Case of Spring Fever/Squirm) 4795 "MORE GREY ASSES!" -Tom Servo (A Case of Spring Fever/Squirm) 4794 "Shouldn't this be over?" -Tom Servo (A Case of Spring Fever/Squirm) 4793 "I love our creepy conspiratorial laughs about nothing." -Tom Servo (Squirm) 4792 "Put more Science stuff around and turn up the Flash Gordon Sound Effects. " -Tom Servo ((MST3k-the Movie)) 4791 "Wait, I'm not Jeff Altman. Honest!" -Tom Servo (Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster) 4790 "Excuse me sir, I'll have to check your package." -Tom Servo (Outlaw) 4789 "Yesterday pizza, today butter, tomorrow the world." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4788 "What time do you get your pants lowered?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4787 "Hey, Bird lives, man." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4786 "Vic Damone's on the phone, he'd like his sound back." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4785 "There's that Dudley Do-Right smile again." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4784 "Wow, she does look like Lou Reed from the Transformer album." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4783 "Wow, these are the rowdiest group of youths since Altamont." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4782 " . . and get me my Philipino house boy." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4781 "Now I know this is bad luck, but you're already in the movie." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4780 "Hey, his mother was a saint!" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4779 "Got . . to . . think . . must . . try . . to think . . but . . too stupid. " -Joel (Daddy-O) 4778 "Hey, remember what he did to the apple." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4777 "Yeah, I bit the heads off chickens." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4776 "Do I get the job or not?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4775 "Well no one else has these." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4774 "Kid? I'm an adult. Like I'm only 43 and everything." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4773 "Paul Newman and Tom Cruise in The Color of Days of Thunder, The Car, Christine, Herbie." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4772 "Now on the border of Czechoslovakia and East Germany." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4771 "Now we see Tom McHale test the '53 Ford Victoria and it really performs." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4770 "Now is that Brian Dennehy or Charles Durning?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 4769 "We're all going to die alone and afraid." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4768 "Like my hair? I just mowed it." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4767 "I can get this kind of abuse at the Kennedy mansion." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4766 "Ok now whose breasts are bigger?" -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4765 "Now he's singing about the continental breakfast." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4764 "He's singing the left side of the menu." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4763 "Hey, it's Captain Kangaroo and Mr Green Jeans out clubbing." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4762 "Hey check it out, it's Los Lobos, with Steve Allen on bass." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4761 "Yeah, if you stay here long enough, you might see somebody's knees." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4760 "Today's youth, hopped up on crack, crystal meth, formaldihyde processed opium, tar herion, amd Palmade." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4759 "Yeah, but she was delirious from the smell of bleach." -Joel (Daddy-O) 4758 "Hey Mr Douglas." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4757 "Elmer C Rhoden, Jr., I think we've all enjoyed Elmer and his fine glue products." -Tom Servo (Daddy-O) 4756 "Daddy-O, must be Harry-O's father." -Crow (Daddy-O) 4755 "T is for tormented, tortured, and teased." -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4754 "P is for plagerism from Ogden Nash." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4753 "P is for PETA who is boycotting this." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4752 "N is for float . . huh?" -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4751 "Elvis has ordered an ice cream cone." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4750 "Look out! There's a huge shapely woman lounging next to the boat." -Crow (Alphabet Antics) 4749 "Fun on the hot slide when you burn your buns." -Joel (Alphabet Antics) 4748 "E is for electrodes to prod them on." -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4747 "D is for damned as in Village of." -Tom Servo (Alphabet Antics) 4746 "(as Jodie walkes out of ELLENS CAFE) Whats Ann Heche doing in there?" -Tom Servo (The touch of Satan) 4745 "Please take your bloody clothes of on the porch please!" -Tom Servo (The touch of Satan) 4744 "You done blowing groceries?" -Tom Servo (The touch of Satan) 4743 "They're radically altering their size, depending on your perspective." -Mike (as man in helicopter, observing the grasshoppers and how they constantly change size proportions throughout the film) (Beginning of the End) 4742 "Circus on Ice NO!!!" -Joel,Crow,Tom,Gypsy (Monster a Go-Go) 4741 "Godbye Joe" -Tom (Werewolf) 4740 "Thats no asteroid thats a battle station." -Joel (The Green Slime) 4739 "So we're watching someone WAITING for someone. Huh." -MIKE NELSON (Laserblast) 4738 "Bah buh-da buh dah dah." -Mike Nelson (Danger! Death Ray) 4737 "Thin plot; endlessly re-stated." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4736 "Shoot the film first; ask questions later." -Mike Nelson (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4735 "I love our creepy conspiratorial laughs about nothing." -Tom Servo (Squirm) 4734 "Shoot the film first; ask questions later." -Mike Nelson (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4733 "Thin plot; endlessly re-stated." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 4732 "Bah buh-da buh dah dah." -Mike Nelson (Danger! Death Ray) 4731 "Movie BAD. Movie GO 'WAY... HATE MOVIE!" -'Monsterized' Tom Servo (High School Big Shot)

4730 "Yeah, a real pile of goo. You know him?" -Tom Servo (The Amazing Colossal Man) 4729 "I'm just as god made me, ma'am." -Crow as Torgo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4728 "What ABOUT the Valley Lodge?!?" -Tom Servo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4727 "I'm just as god made me, ma'am." -Torgo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4726 "What ABOUT the Valley Lodge?!?" -Tom Servo (Manos: the Hands of Fate) 4725 "Davey, let me introduce you to these Federal Agents. They are what you young people call 'Bad Asses.'" -Crow T. Robot (San Francisco International) 4724 "Billy: go to Expression Two." -Crow T. Robot (Laserblast) 4723 "There is just plain no need for sex. You tell 'em, Sarah." -old ladies at table in gym (The Creeping Terror) 4722 "SWIM!! Let the current take you away!" -Tom Servo (The Creeping Terror) 4721 "This is Andy Warhol's 'Driving.'" -Tom Servo (The Creeping Terror) 4720 "See, when a monster loves a car, very much..." -Mike Nelson (The Creeping Terror) 4719 "So we're watching someone waiting for someone. Huh." -Tom Servo (Laserblast) 4718 "Mobsters laughin', really smilin': a man sellin' heroin." -Tom Servo (Mitchell) 4717 "Like when you crank 'Don't Fear the Reaper.'" -Mike Nelson (Laserblast) 4716 "Could we have MORE annoying ambient sound, please?" -Tom Servo (Track of the Moon Beast) 4715 "Here's your loser actor bouquet." -Crow T. Robot (Mitchell) 4714 "I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six gorlocks, or only five?" -Crow T. Robot (Laserblast) 4713 "What up, bitch?" -Tom Servo (Track of the Moon Beast) 4712 "Ah, Sir- this is just a pamphlet on colon cancer." -Tom Servo (Stranded In Space) 4711 "Turned out to be an alien snipe hunt, go figure." -Joel (Monster a Go-Go) 4710 "She stalls, then kills. Black Widow." -Crow (Monster a Go-Go) 4709 "it just is what it is. deal with it musky breath. " -dr forrester (Women of the Prehistoric Planet) 4708 "Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute." -Tom Servo (It Lives By Night) 4707 "HArriet the cattle are smoking again " - () 4706 "Yes! Oh yes, my spirit is snoring." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4705 "Robert Lippert presents A Mountain Out Of A Molehill." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4704 "Dope-on-a-rope." -Crow (The Lost Continent) 4703 "No one will be admitted during the breathtaking rock climing scene." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4702 "Remember Robin, both hands on the Batrope." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4701 "Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant." -Joel (The Lost Continent) 4700 "Hey, we landed on a witch, maybe the film will be in color from this point." -Crow (The Lost Continent) 4699 "Thank you for flying Northwest." -Tom Servo (The Lost Continent) 4698 "The Color of Horny." -Mike (Werewolf) 4697 "Now if I could just fart." -Crow (Werewolf) 4696 "They rounded up every Jimmy Buffett fan on the island." -Mike (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4695 "Stand by for mild interest on the high seas!" -Tom Servo (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4694 "Roy Thinnes, a cop who doesn't stay in line." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4693 "No visible panty line." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4692 "Looks like he's got about . . oh 15 cents in his pocket there." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4691 "Code Name: Gran Torino" -Mike (Code Name: Diamond Head) 4690 "Women are excited by seeing the word member." -Tom Servo (A Day At The Fair) 4689 "Next up, freaks of nature." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 4688 "Don't tell your mother we've been here son." -Crow (A Day At The Fair) 4687 "No one can explain why father is eighty-five." -Mike (A Day At The Fair) 4686 "EEEEEEND! EEEEEEND!" -Tom Servo (Wild, Wild World of Batwoman) 4685 "Mike He's climbing down the tree like Winny the poo.. Crow: Yeah...he's like poo alright!" -Mike/Crow (Time Chasers) 4684 "Muh Ha Ha! You...you pusses make me laugh!" -Crow as Satoris (The Final Sacrifice) 4683 "Mike, Is there any way I can hop into the movie and dump this kid's books?" -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 4682 "OOOH! What just crunched?" -Crow (Hobgoblins) 4681 "Winged bear? Oh My God! It's the end times!" -Crow (Riding With Death) 4680 "the cereal of a thousand thrills " - () 4679 "the cereal of a thousand thrills movie quote" - () 4678 "Crow (as God) STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW!!!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4677 "We hope you've enjoyed No Moral Theater!" -Crow T. Robot (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 4676 "Paul or Spock...help meeeeeeeee" -Servo (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4675 "You had the misfortune of running into me! I'm a life wrecking idiot!(Crow, as Nick)" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4674 "You're welcome" -Tom Servo (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 4673 "Adolph Hitler in... Night Rider" -Mike (The Dead Talk Back) 4672 "Abe Lincoln is, Time Cop!" -Mike (Danger! Death Ray) 4671 "If Michael Caine and Andre the Giant had a child." -Mike (Danger! Death Ray) 4670 "He's got a bucket of crotch flavored popcorn" -Mike (Time Chasers) 4669 "Ouch! Corn shrapnel!" -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4668 "Patrick waaait, come back and be in our movie!" -Crow (Future War) 4667 "sure barur" -Jo delaSmark (The Crawling Eye) 4666 "Sightsee on your own time Belzebub!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4665 "I sure hope he said peanuts" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4664 "Just dont spook the walnuts..." -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4663 "(as grandma is killing a cop with a meathook) Where's my bike?!!! I reported it stoled 80 years ago!!" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4662 "There was an old woman living in a shoe? I don't think so! Come to Papa!" -Crow (The Amazing Colossal Man) 4661 "Hey, it's a John Hurt mask!" -Tom Servo (Horror of Party Beach) 4660 "The Incredible, Horrible Mr. Limpett." -Mike (Horror of Party Beach) 4659 "let go of him you bitch" - (Fire Maidens of Outer Space) 4658 "kill me kill me kill uh crow would you please kill me" -tom (Fire Maidens of Outer Space) 4657 "My obsession with the color brown is getting out of hand" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4656 "Tip O'Neill after the retirement." -Crow (Jack Frost) 4655 "Apparently there's no Finnish word for subtle." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 4654 "So I guess instead of vacuuming the floor, you zamboni it." -Mike (Jack Frost) 4653 "Mushroom guy's starting to piss me off!" -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 4652 "Let's go frighten small children, shall we?" -Mike (Jack Frost) 4651 "DIE DIE DIE!!!! I mean, Hello officer.." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4650 "There's a shrill pink lump sitting next to me" -Mike (Track of the Moon beast) 4649 "Well I guess the plot is not going to unfold itself." -Crow (The touch of Satan) 4648 "I have a feeling that he is going to be a minor soldier in Satans army" -Mike (The touch of Satan) 4647 "Oh great! we are both in the clutches of the Devil because you wanted seconds!!!" -Mike (The touch of Satan) 4646 "..and to my friends in Second Life.." -Josh (The Oozing Skull) 4645 "Melissa: Go on in Mike: Just walk into the spinning blades, its nice" -Mike (Touch of Satan) 4644 "In these parts, this is considered Chess." -Mary Jo (The Oozing Skull) 4643 "You better not blog about this!" -Trace (The Oozing Skull) 4642 "Let's see the Iron Chefs figure this one out." -Josh (The Oozing Skull) 4641 "I wish Klinger would just come in and say something funny.." -Mary Jo (The Oozing Skull) 4640 "Guess I'll go be creepy over here..." -Joel (The Oozing Skull) 4639 "Yeah we searched Hooters, Deja Vu, Buns and Roses, and Fatburger, no luck. " -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 4638 "Now Bull Connor shouldn't just let his dog run around." -Crow (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 4637 "Sir, I gotta get back and transfer Oswald." -Tom Servo (I Was a Teenage Werewolf) 4636 "Man I love the yelling channel" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4635 "Its simply not Jake!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4634 "Hey! I got big eyes! That means i'm cute!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4633 "Earthworms are so loud this morning!" -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4632 "Battle of the Network Boobs." -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4631 "Head rolls into the corral, horses eat it, The End." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die)

4630 "Remember, you walked into a painting of a door." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4629 "Now it's our turn to slap you." -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4628 "Whose that head on the bed back there?" -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4627 "Ricky Nelson to the rescue." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4626 "Another domestic on Walton mountain." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4625 "Next time use your empty hand to knock you idiot, you almost broke my nose." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4624 "She's got Burgress Meredith's number on her speed dial." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4623 "They took my traysure and I feel displaysure." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4622 "Earl Anthony's got a 7/10 split he's gonna have to pick up here." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4621 "My, you're a big one, aren't you?" -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4620 "There's a dark, oily film on my headband." -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4619 "He's not a very good Civil War reenactor, is he?" -Crow (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4618 "Did you maysure the traysure chest?" -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4617 "Gidget, are you laying with horned one again?" -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4616 "Here comes the bride, she's out of her freaking mind." -Mike (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4615 "The Strom Thurmond Story." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4614 "Go, Sir Sack of Door Knobs." -Crow (The Undead) 4613 "Am I not Devo?" -Crow (The Undead) 4612 "Research has shown that my lap is the best place for her." -Mike (The Undead) 4611 "He's not hypnotizing her, he's merely boring her." -Mike (The Undead) 4610 "Peter Pan, Antichrist." -Mike (The Undead) 4609 "Mike, insert me in her cleavage, then get lost." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4608 "Dear movie, thank you for so much for this scene!" -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4607 "Oh E. G. Marshall, you are a Bold One." -Tom Servo (The Thing That Couldn't Die) 4606 "Gourmet express delivered her tomato bisqe under the door" -Mike (Track of the Moonbeast) 4605 "Wow--he has a nice 2 car living room." -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4604 "Im sorry Mike!!! I'll never rush the halloween season again!!! I just got so much more than I bargained for!!!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4603 "Prepare to deploy giant facial tissue and smush the enemy, over." -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4602 "Moon Zero Mostel" -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4601 "Nice bar, really crummy atmosphere though." -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4600 "Hey, it looks like Liza Minelli and Lola Falana had a garage sale." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4599 "D cups as far as the eye can see." -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4598 "In the future bras will grow on the moon. Cross my heart." -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4597 "Yeah, but on the good side, there's no Howie Mandel." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4596 "Don't listen to what the man says." -Tom Servo (Moon Zero Two) 4595 "She looks like Dot Vadar." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4594 "Do you think I look like a zucchini?" -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4593 "They dress their stewardesses like Nazis." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4592 "Look at my stripes, of course I'm Captain Kemp!" -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4591 "But feel free to tell him something about nothing, or a little about alot." -Crow (Moon Zero Two) 4590 "Moon control to Major Tom." -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4589 "Darn those space 'coons, they got into the garbage again." - (Moon Zero Two) 4588 "Houston, I just spotted an animated cartoon on the surface of the moon." -Joel (Moon Zero Two) 4587 "Im sorry Mike!!! I'll never rush the halloween season again!!! I just got so much more than I bargained for!!!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4586 "Thanks for leaving me with the Bums!" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4585 "Hey! Look behind Longbow...Its Waldo!" -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4584 "Last one to the gulf of Mexico buys lunch!" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4583 "You know dad, mom's really hot." -Joel (Catalina Caper) 4582 "Soundtrack available in cutout bins everywhere." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4581 "This isn't a very effective cemetary." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4580 "Rick Baker, you've done it again." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4579 "The hell is my grave? Last time I crawled into the wrong one, it was a mess." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4578 "Oh is your Batmobile in the shop?" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4577 "That was great. I've never been handled like that before." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4576 "Cut. Cut! Tia, you're suppose to be in your underwear in this scene." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4575 "That's a really trivial use of her powers." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4574 "Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western Hotel." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4573 "Should I bring my sports bra in case I get chased?" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4572 "Look, she put her breasts on." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4571 "Should I get into my underwear? " -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4570 "Steve, I followed you to work, you don't really work for a missile plant. Steve put the gun down. STEVE!! Bub was right." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4569 "This is Tim Burton's last night on Earth." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4568 "God I miss my tights." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4567 "Hey Steve, Robbie's upstairs and he's tied Chip to the bed with Dodie's nylons." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4566 "Oh . . 1-900- spank me." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4565 "He had more expressions when he wore a mask." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4564 "Let me get this straight, let's make a Batman movie, but not call Adam West." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4563 "Ann Jillian's not a real blonde." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4562 "Remind me never to frost my hair." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4561 "Self bondage really doesn't work out." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4560 "You gotta leave room for liquor." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4559 "Adam West did his own stunts in this scene." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4558 "That was easy for him. He just pretended it was Tim Burton." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4557 "Please sir, just pay the parking fine." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4556 "This guy's a got a real Scott Thorson quality." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4555 "Captain Sensitive on the job here." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4554 "Geez, you victims are so touchy." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4553 "She did one too many ready-whip hits." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4552 "Doogie Howser, detective." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4551 "Ah, so Canada has a South too." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4550 "Maybe I am looking for someone like that, but I don't think I'll ever find him." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4549 "Who put the 12 year old in charge of the investigation?" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4548 "Everybody dump on me." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4547 "Zombie never could hit a curve." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4546 "You know he did kill that creep for her, she could thank him at least." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4545 "She's briskly jogging from him." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4544 "Excuse me, but the dead don't tread water." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4543 "Oh, zombie chiropractor." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4542 "Cut. He's touching me. I specifically have a no-touch clause in my contract." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4541 "Oh, he's sucking up hot tub water." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4540 "So many women tennis players wish they were that guy." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4539 "And the score is love/love." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4538 "ESPN at 3:00 am." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4537 "She's got 30 lbs on him." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4536 "Excuse me, I have to become even more unappealing." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4535 "So, apparently the director of photography went for a drive." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4534 "Let's follow our hero as he heads down to Payless Shoes." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4533 "Welcome to Landfill Junction." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4532 "Oh, he's a rebel, look at him cross that center line." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4531 "Mom, I just killed a guy, give me a break." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare)

4530 "Resurrecting Neil Young." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4529 "This guy's dead! What the hell?!" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4528 "Look at all the candles. What did they do, loot a Pier One?" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4527 "And this is going to run me . . .uh, what?" -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4526 "No it's Rasta, the kooky dred clown." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4525 "Hey hoser, take off." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4524 "Andrea Martin is in mourning." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4523 "Reverse, put it in reverse!" -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4522 "Hank Peters, Italian grocer." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4521 "Why I'd know that batch anywhere." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4520 "Searching 3 provinces for sleazy chicks." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4519 "Oh, I forgot tampons, I'm probably okay for tonight." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4518 "Bow down to my nipples!" -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4517 "Nice use of his area." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4516 "Synthesizer signals suspnese." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4515 "You know this is how my folks met." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4514 "What is this, Deathmask featuring Olivia Newton John?" -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4513 "You know Mike, you're right. This is either America 10 years ago or Canada today." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4512 "Office temps cut loose." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4511 "And son cover the nipples, the neighbors have been complaining." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4510 "Ever since dad got murdered, things have been great." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4509 "Dyslexia strikes the scoreboard industry." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4508 "A young Joe Pepitone ponders his fate." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4507 "Get off her, you're going to kill her." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4506 "Fight choreography by Dom DeLuise." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4505 "Son, go rescue her." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4504 "I'll walk down Certain Doom Lane." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4503 "Larry Mondello as the Babe." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4502 "You know if you've got a zombie on the team, you've got to play him in right field." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4501 "Pride of the Zombies." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4500 "Oh Deathmask, they played at my parents' anniversary party." -Mike (Zombie Nightmare) 4499 "Motorhead, I have their new collection of Cole Porter tunes." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4498 "Every zombie nightmare I have, I'm naked at a hockey game." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4497 "Danny Bonaduce on any given morning." -Crow (Zombie Nightmare) 4496 "Now these guys come back like this, but just try getting them back in the box." -Tom Servo (Zombie Nightmare) 4495 "Ah..what the hell, lets just shoot up there and see what happens" -Mike (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4494 "Finally some rest from the break-neck roller coaster pace that was this movie." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4493 "And the final indignity, he lands on a puffer fish." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4492 "The ichthyology department at the State U has declared martial law." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4491 "To the strip clubs gentlemen!" -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4490 "Ok, which strip club are we meeting at?" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4489 "Love lift up where it belong, where eagle fly, mountain high." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4488 "The creature's got a nice rising fastball." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4487 "Leopold and Loeb: The High School Years." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4486 "Hi, I'm evolving. Do you have a bathroom?" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4485 "Do I dare interrupt my smoking?" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4484 "Now at Sears, Jeane Kirkpatick lingerie." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4483 "Later, the gill man meets up with Skipper and Gilligan." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4482 "The Incredible Mr Limpet called in to help." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4481 "Dammit it Jim, I'm a milkman, not a doctor." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4480 "The death of Cindy Brady." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4479 "Please don't panic, but THE GILL MAN HAS ESCAPED, OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4478 "Damn, this thing itches!" -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4477 "Ladies and gentlemen, the revenge has finally begun." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4476 "Ok, here you go, here's my ass, just shock the hell out of it." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4475 "This is going to turn into a aquatic Mandingo, isn't it?" -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4474 "Luca Brasi sleeps with us." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4473 "Lets' see, what part of John Agar haven't I seen? Oh his butt cheeks, thanks John." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4472 "At this point, the swimsuits are merely a formality." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4471 "Nothing on tonight, just the fish channel." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4470 "The Mengele Institute for Marine Research." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4469 "Flippy, the budget porpoise." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4468 "Please leave me an atom of my dignity." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4467 "Riss off, Ruster!" -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4466 "Look, I'm a huge lesbian, could you just leave." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4465 "Ah, the Schmenge Brothers at Sea World." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4464 "He seems to like Honey Nut Cheerioos." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4463 "Parade of tiny, upsetting shorts." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4462 "To the Schwartz and Anderson families who did lose children, our apologies." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4461 "Yeah, you got him, Joe. He's yours, no problem." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4460 "Afraid I've got to change my name to Creature of the Edinboro Park kiddie pool." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4459 "Everybody's drifted over to the World of Barnacle exhibit." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4458 "Fresh from the Amazon to your table overnight." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4457 "Did it even occur to them to check for a zipper?" -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4456 "This guy is bad, this is hai first and last movie." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4455 "Ah, The Gill Man goes to Harvard." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4454 "Even maimed, I'm handsome." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4453 "Really, Mexico wants our nuclear waste." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4452 "Real successful first dive, Ted." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4451 "It's like going underwater with a urinal on your head." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4450 "Gimme your wallet, I want your wallet and pin number." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4449 "Esther Williams didn't age too well." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4448 "Egrets, I've had a few." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4447 "Weel, if you hear funny noisies, it's not what you think." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4446 "Can we talk about booze?" -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4445 "Yep, I gotta go make the lagoon a little blacker." -Tom Servo (Revenge of the Creature) 4444 "Marineland is looking for a few good belugas." -Crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4443 "This is Storm Center 4, slow moving credits are heading for Annadale, Lester Prairie, Circle Pines." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4442 "He'll be exacting his revenge on John Agar, Lori Nelson, John Bromfield." -Mike (Revenge of the Creature) 4441 "She missed the cement pond." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4440 "So her hair style changed as well." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4439 "Neil, I'm in the hope chest, she killed me, get me out of here." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4438 "Love is a many tepid thing." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4437 "You really did me a favor killing her, I can't thank you enough." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4436 "Hi, hell hath no fury like me." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4435 "June Cleaver, after the divorce." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4434 "She's in the zone, she's hitting pineal glands at will, inside the paint, outside the paint." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4433 "Now it's hot jazz murder music." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4432 "Let's escape to Branson, you and I." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4431 "Oh, are we going to see open-mouth grandma kissing?" -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman)

4430 "Hey what do you say we go home, turn up the thermostat to 85, and watch a little Matlock?" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4429 "It's so upsetting to see your grandma trolling." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4428 "Oh Uncle Billy." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4427 "Did she say when she'd be nude?" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4426 "This is the 50's, why am I explaining things to a woman? Get in the car!!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4425 "There was a bushman in the luggage, and he attcaked." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4424 "They rolled the tarp out on her face." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4423 "She enters a room before she does." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4422 "Emasculating hippo, give me some freedom!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4421 "Nice view of the fiancee from here." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4420 "Oh grandma decorations make me so hot, cover me in doilies and read me Ann Landers." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4419 "Could you provide a map of liquor stores in the area?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4418 "Yes, I love you, whipped cream, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4417 "She described a popsicle with a bad hair cut." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4416 "You can stay on me, uh oh, with me if you want." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4415 "This woman's not with me, I don't know who she is, she's my mom actually." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4414 "I'll call you, I swear." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4413 "Come on Huggy Bear, give me some pineal." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4412 "This guy couldn't guide you through a petting zoo." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4411 "Typical British reaction, throw dynamite at the problem." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4410 "Go get yourself some nasty." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4409 "Next, in the spokesgoddess competition." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4408 "Man, her breasts have migrated up to her shoulders." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4407 "She's like a week younger." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4406 "He accidentally tapped his pituitary, she's a midget now." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4405 "You want to light a fire under it lady, this tusk mask is killing me." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4404 "Kill him some more." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4403 "Make me hot!" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4402 "She enjoys snowboarding and playing with her cats, Miss Ohio!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4401 "Guess who's got it going on?" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4400 "Now it's time to kiss grandma!" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4399 "Shutup and get young!" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4398 "She dances like a drunk girl at the Blainebrook Bowl." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4397 "Paul Simon's backyard barbeques are getting out of hand." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4396 "Real Africa . . . . Hollywood Africa!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4395 "Miss Jane Pittman and Mr George Clinton were wed today in a traditional African-Polynesian-Nando ceremony." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4394 "Sadly this tribe of extras no longer exists." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4393 "Now back to our set." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4392 "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in actual Africa." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4391 "The Earl Camembert tribe." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4390 "She's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't bring home to mother." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4389 "Are you ok? How many fingers of Scotch am I holding up?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4388 "No, I'm too salty!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4387 "Don't worry June, it's just the DT's" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4386 "Translate means, can't run from ugly." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4385 "His shirt's going to look like the Shroud of Turin." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4384 "Oh, I'm burning with tentativeness." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4383 "You're seeing Estelle Getty, aren't you?!" -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4382 "Well the lion does NOT sleep tonight, I'll tell you that." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4381 "Did the water just get warm, Earl?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4380 "I've got the Seagram's, the mix is behind me." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4379 "Filmed entirely on location at Bachman's Floral." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4378 "Still, this is better than Congo." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4377 "Now get your orthopedic shoes on, we're going out for pudding." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4376 "Our drink special tonight is you stand by me and I breathe." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4375 "Sorry, I was going to get you a drink, and I got held up over by the bar." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4374 "Look, she has an original Ray Kroc on the wall." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4373 "I'm afraid all I've got is whiskey. Is that all right?" -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4372 "Everyone's in my dreams of blood, so it's not that big of deal." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4371 "I wonder if there are any drive-thru liquor stores on the way home." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4370 "Otis Nixon's twin sister." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4369 "Well, I guess I'll just go throw up on the receptionist." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4368 "Today's miracle cure . . Booze!" -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4367 "And now a moment of silence for booze gone by." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4366 "God, they should just put booze in squeeze bottles." -Crow (The Leech Woman) 4365 "I'd like to announce the engagement of me and Johnny Walker." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4364 "This is when Hazelton didn't have it all worked out yet." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4363 "Here's 2 bucks, baby, 'cause that's all you're worth." -Tom Servo (The Leech Woman) 4362 "The Sean Young saga." -Mike (The Leech Woman) 4361 "The last time she ran that fast was when Lucky Strikes were on sale" -Mike (The Deadly Bees) 4360 "Wow--Tim is a real strong blip on my gay-dar." -Mike (Boggy Creek II) 4359 "Did the actors drink a quart of Robitussin before filming?" - (The Touch of Satan) 4358 "Did someone tape a dinner roll to his chin?" -Mike (Time Chasers) 4357 "Ok, time to induce vomiting..here I go....California Laaaaaaady" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4356 "Everyone is running to the store for chocolatly cocoa-marsh!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4355 "There's no Kosugi like Sho Kosugi like no Kosugi I know." -Joel (Master Ninja II) 4354 "So, are you cooking dinner? Well, are you offering dinner? No, I'm saying MAKE ME DINNER!" -Nick/Lisa/Crow (Time chasers) 4353 "qgajczrht jxuvyhs gypltku rlmbhqj imagk setgnlu gxpwaiky" -damsyng zngcj (damsyng zngcj) 4352 "No shirt, no shoes, no script." -Crow (Catalina Caper) 4351 "Um...Hello, Movie? I want to speak to your supervisor. This CANT be the hero of the movie" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4350 "Ahhh...Pismo Beach, All the clams I can eat" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4349 "Hey! Let me out! I gotta forage for a breadcrumb or something" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4348 "ZAP! You made me go burpy" -Guy/Mike (Touch of Satan) 4347 "Heh heh... I said Zah!." -Crow (Touch of Satan) 4346 "Marlo Thomas in That Guy." -Mike (Skydivers) 4345 "Man, I love turning my gun when I break into my apartment, it scares my cats half to death." -Joel (Mitchell) 4344 "You get your hand out of that cookie jar, young man!" -Crow (Bloodlust) 4343 "Braindead, lets send them TRACK OF THE MOONBEAST. It stars no one and features nothing. I hope you gag on it!" -Pearl (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4342 "Woman: Ricmond Virginia? Crow: No! Ricmond, the United Arab Imirates..Wake up!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4341 "So how did you like my privates......I mean the guys at the base!!!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4340 "I hate that smug bastard!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4339 "Yellow snow sir...can I eat it?" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4338 "Actors are shipped in from the mainland!" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4337 "As you can see folks, no strings, no mirrors." -Tom Servo (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4336 "She won't be able to do any heavy lifting for awhile." -Tom Servo (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4335 "You put the lime in the coconut and you drink it all up." -Crow (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4334 "He's either going to win the Nobel Prize or the Heisman Trophy." -Crow (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4333 "He's at the 20, he's at the 10, no one will catch him." -Mike (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4332 "Have at 'em. We'll make it a closed casket." -Crow (The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 4331 "What's in the pipes Santa?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

4330 "I'm the luckiest boy in the world!" -Joel (Cave Dwellers) 4329 "WOULD SOMEONE SHUT THE BLOODY ORGAN GRINDER UP?!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4328 "I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes!" -Krusher Kringle (Santa Claus) 4327 "I actually need something meathooked...Im going to see if Grandma is awake." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4326 "Did the sun just go nova out there?" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4325 "Please take your bloody clothes off on the porch please!" -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4324 "Thanks for the stereotyped music" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4323 "Johnny: How you feeling today Paul? Paul: A lot better than yesterday. Crow: Ahhh..who cares!" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4322 "Now that the real Paul Carlson has stood up..what do you think? Crow: (as Kathy) He can sit back down, I wont be needing his services" - (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4321 "(singing) Highway to the..cheap stock footage!" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4320 "Remember to worship at the railroad of your choice." -Mike (Last Clear Chance) 4319 "Let's go on a Hawaiian sex tour." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4318 "Get off my land you pious son of a . . ." -Crow (Last Clear Chance) 4317 "I'm a naked robot, and even I know thats a fashion mistake!" -Crow (Time Chasers) 4316 "The Touch of Satan..softens hands while you do the dishes!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4315 "HONK HONK! Get off the road Mangoat!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4314 "Yep--when you major in Boggy creek studies, you can pretty much write your own ticket on Wall Street after you graduate." -Mike (Boggy Creek II) 4313 "You cant play AMAZING GRACE in a devil movie!" -Servo (the touch of Satan) 4312 "I'm suddenly thirsty for anti-freeze" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4311 "Jody: Why did you run? Melissa: I wanted to fly, but i couldnt, so I ran. Mike (as jody): Your kinda of an idiot, arn't you?" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4310 "Please put your Dick Ashe out in the ashtray..thank you" -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 4309 "I'm hungry...but I can't go back to the store after that ZAA incident" -Servo (as Jody) (The Touch of Satan) 4308 "Take my doughter, but spare my commemorative plate collection!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4307 "Melissa: Father, what are they chanting? Crow: They're sayong BURN THE WITCH! Are you deaf?" -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 4306 "Wow...sitting in the water...that was really easy to avoid" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4305 "(singing) What do you get when you fall from grace, You only get cast into perdition!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4304 "Wow--Women usually run alot farther away from me than that" -Servo (as Jody) (The Touch of Satan) 4303 "CITIZENS ARREST...oh wait, I'm a cop!" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4302 "That flashpaper bathrobe turned out to be a bad idea" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4301 "Dates are so much easier without grandma clubbing us to death!" -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 4300 "Your not going to ZAA your way out of this one pall" -Servo (The Touch of Satan) 4299 "Star equalls 210? What the...." -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4298 "Ahhh..The budget Rosalind Russell!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4297 "Frosty the snowmans partially melted body was found, the victim of a pistol whipping, Hervey the misfit elf is wanted for questioning" -Servo (The Deadly Mantis) 4296 "You know what? Screw you Greenland!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4295 "Oh...Dot...I've always wanted to go there!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4294 "You caused another polar tragedy...didnt you!" -Crow (The Deadly Mantis) 4293 "Rock and Roll...just as I suspected!" -Mike (The Deadly Mantis) 4292 "Hercules will be back in Welcome Home Roxy Hercules." -Joel (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4291 "Uranus was a good cop!" -Joel (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4290 "Everybody must get stoned." -Joel (Hercules and the Captive Women) 4289 "I feel like a cheeseburger. Would you go make love to the guy at the Jack-in-the-Box?" -Mike as Frankie (The Sky Divers) 4288 "They're going to invoke the spirit of the continuity man." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 4287 "Heck of a lot of glancing going on here." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 4286 "Frolicking has never been so depressing." -Crow (The Sky Divers) 4285 "Now smile for me golden boy." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4284 "I'm going to teach you the meaning of arf!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4283 "Ok, the DA is suppose to meet me here." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4282 "You'll never pile on me old man!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4281 "Shut your hole Tommy!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4280 "Now the jets will fly in the missing man formation." -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4279 "Either this boy is dead, or his heart has stopped." -J (The Painted Hills) 4278 "Maybe I should see if you're alive, then I'll kill you." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4277 "So when your the bad guy, things just go your way. Is that the lesson Joel?" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4276 "My God, another grave?! Lassie's got 'em buried everywhere!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4275 "Tommy, you like refried poison, beans, beans?" -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4274 "Shep's back, and this time it's personal!" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4273 "Well she will make an attractive rug." -T (The Painted Hills) 4272 "Lassie's been drinking again." -joe (The Painted Hills) 4271 "Geez, a river runs through it, and Greek food runs through me, I tell you." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4270 "Oh Lassie, come out and plaaaaayyy." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4269 "Oh Shep . . . I'll have to clean that up later." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4268 "Like I always say, a dog's got to know her limitations." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4267 "Great, first I got to dig him out of the dirt, then he slides down a dang mountain, aw forget it, time to get a new master." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4266 "A lifetime of snausages, or I sing like a canary." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4265 "How am I going to explain this in just barks?" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4264 "C'mon on over here, this is where I put the loose rock for you to step on." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4263 "Kenny Rogers is Moses." -Tom Servo (The Painted Hills) 4262 "You're drunk, aren't you? Bad dog!" -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4261 "Hey everybody, Tommy's in there crying like a little girl!" -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4260 "What did he stop by for?" -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4259 "She's looking right at his throat." -Crow (The Painted Hills) 4258 "Lassie is back and she's pissed!" -Joel (The Painted Hills) 4257 "Don't change a tire with your face." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4256 "Up from the inkwell comes Coco the clown." -Tom Servo (Body Car and Grooming) 4255 "But doctor, I twisted my ankle." -Tom Servo (Body Car and Grooming) 4254 "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4253 "We just took your libido and starched and pressed it." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4252 "You know, to make him grope you and paw at you." -Joel (Body Car and Grooming) 4251 "A young Frank Sutton makes his move." -Crow (Body Car and Grooming) 4250 "Filmed in Christmas card vision" -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4249 "Santa Claus killed in Vietnam." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4248 "Here's my Golden Globe award." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4247 "Oh everything's better by hand. Go to bed old man!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4246 "We'll have to sell this stuff to Whammo." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4245 "No problem, we'll give them to dyslexic kids." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4244 "Something stupid this way comes." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4243 "Don't ever step on my lines!!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4242 "We can still make it to happy hour." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4241 "Stuck on a planet with no booze." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4240 "Whaddya mean? Whack Santa? What are you nuts?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4239 "Santa left his medication at home." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4238 "Go play with your Golden Globe award." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4237 "Ah Mr Claus, you have a nasty habit of surviving." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4236 "Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? Santa's going to whimper like a whipped pup." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4235 "I like you, that's why I'm going to kill you last." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4234 "Grease 'em Santa." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4233 "Ho ho, what are we Judy Garland?" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4232 "The elves have learned how to handle her though." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4231 "Here I sit broken . . which one of you clowns wrote that?" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

4230 "Fat, bald men are quickly mobilized." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4229 "Next week on Barnaby Jones, Mrs Claus of Death." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4228 "Old man take a look at my elf, I'm a lot like you." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4227 "That's what you always say when you're drinking with your friends." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4226 "She's going to hit me with a frying pan." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4225 "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4224 "War, huh, what is it good for?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4223 "Santa's gonna cut you man! Santa's a blade man, man!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4222 "Suzy Chapstick: The Early Years" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4221 "I want those kids dead! I want Santa's house burnt to the ground!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4220 "Now they can't watch Nick at Nite." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4219 "You know you're the Gilligan of your time Droppo." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4218 "And now for you enjoyment, some suggestive scenes of jets refueling." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4217 "Great kid, you just fingered Kris Kringle." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4216 "Gentlemen, we can't all be the Honey Nut Cheerio's honey bee." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4215 "Everything I know, I learned in kindergarten." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4214 "Look you're breaking my heart gramps. Can you get on with it?!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4213 "Will you buy me a Golden Globe then?" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4212 "He's been drunk off his Martian butt." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4211 "Meanwhile at Oscar Wilde's house." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4210 "Well, it looks like C. Everrett Koop's children are employed here." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4209 "When she thinks of the mass media, she touches herself." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4208 "Smoking is good for you, ho, ho, ho." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4207 "Get the hell out of my shop!" -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4206 "Whoa ho, it smell like a monkey house in here." -Crow (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4205 "You know, elf tastes just like chicken." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4204 "Adapted from a novel by Eudora Welty." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4203 "Big John Call is Santa Claus in O Little Town of Deathlehem." -Joel (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians) 4202 "Next week Jesus and the Oak Ridge Boys." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4201 "Ho, ho, oh, I forgot France. Oh well. Ho, ho, ho." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4200 "Put the doll down honey, just back away from it very slowly." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4199 "Hey that's not a doll, that's a sister!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4198 "Diarrhea is like a storm raging outside your home." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4197 "Never mind it's too late, the dog got him." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4196 "Snap it up Leon Russell." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4195 "Ever since Walter Brennan went camp, it's been all downhill." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4194 "Hello, I'm looking for Amanda Hugg." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4193 "Does the devil lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4192 "El Don Knottso." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4191 "Now you're just making it up!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4190 "Santa lives in a world of denial." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4189 "Darn, this is the Finklestein's house." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4188 "Suddenly, Santa corkscrews into Ypsilanti, Michigan." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4187 "Good thing Santa uses the Club." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4186 "Santa was close now, I could feel it." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4185 "Hey, I've got a dine and dash on table 7." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4184 "Booze helps parents care for their children." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4183 "Why is our waiter stripping honey?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4182 "That koo-koo Tannenbaum." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4181 "Alright, hold it Kringle. We've got the place surrounded. Come out with your bag up, your reindeer have turned themselves in." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4180 "Don't you wrap any of this stuff Santa?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4179 "Santa's a life-time member of the NRA." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4178 "Let's see, a little more Tide and the napalm's ready." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4177 "Like having Dom Deluise sneaking up behind him. " -Mike (Santa Claus) 4176 "He enjoys pantaloons more than he should." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4175 "Son of a . . . this time I'm putting my patent leather shoe down . . . permanently." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4174 "Unfortunately the powder does have contra-indications and enduring side effects." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4173 "Well that's the last thing they'll ever see." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4172 "Manure dust overtakes the sleigh." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4171 "NO! A strolling Gallagher." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4170 "Our love's implied. Goodbye. Maybe we can do this again sometime. Seems like a nice kid." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4169 "This is Houston, Santa, we're tracking you on radar. Seem to having trouble there with the primary thrust system, repeat, uh check now." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4168 "Oh Santa, you miracle worker." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4167 "How many Christmas' you done kid?!" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4166 "Yeah that's great, but Santa's pep talks don't pay the rent. How about a little pay hike Big Man?" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4165 "I still rule, eat my dust Easter Bunny!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4164 "Ho, ho, ho, their's a dollar in every one. My chain letter scam worked!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4163 "Santa has the power to reverse film." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4162 "You guys ever hear of this Santa Claus?" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4161 "My office instructed to wire you up to $25,000. Stop. Hee Haw!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4160 "Please Mr Ruth, hit a home run for me." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4159 "They're on to me! Into the escape pod." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4158 "Get them now! I want to see them fry!" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4157 "Let's try to avoid that dream." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4156 "Pick your refrigator, Lupita." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4155 "That was before the abyssimal mess called my marriage!" -Mike (Santa Claus) 4154 "Oh God, here we go. The old 'I could have been a dancer' story." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4153 "Kids, this is so Jungian." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4152 "This is a dream, a two parent house." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4151 "Shouldn't Santa have a bench warrant to install these things?" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4150 "Increasingly paranoid, Santa's obsession with security begin to hinder everyday operation." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4149 "Round up the usual suspects." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4148 "Evil pays off in so many ways." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4147 "Way to defeat Satan, honey." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4146 "The classic battle between evil and the narrator. " -Crow (Santa Claus) 4145 "A dame? Spread out kid!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4144 "Santa's tendrils reach far and wide, there is no hiding from the Klaus organization." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4143 "Wow, Santa's got the dirt on everybody." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4142 "You'd figure after an eternity of this, they'd be better." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4141 "Next up in the junior vocalist category, Thailand." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4140 "Ok, we're gonna whack Santa, he's trying to muscle in on the Easter Bunny's turf." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4139 "Santa makes them sing 16 hours a day for $2 an hour." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4138 "By investing in his toy making corporation, they now own Santa lock, stock, and barrel." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4137 "Feel it, get down with your bad Santa self!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4136 "Hey, could we move on to a country with some rhythm?" -Crow (Santa Claus) 4135 "Pick it up kids, I'm feeling frisky." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4134 "I love him, I love him, and where he goes, I follow." -M & TB's (Santa Claus) 4133 "Think children on the verge of a nervous breakdown." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4132 "Ho, ho, ho, ho, staying alive, staying alive." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 4131 "El Santa play The Six Wives of Henry VIII." -Tom Servo (Santa Claus)

4130 "Action Jesus, manger sold separatly." -Crow (Santa Claus) 4129 "Hey, all right, Christmas is going to Mexico for spring break." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4128 "I saw mommy killing Santa Claus underneath the mistleto last murder." -Mike (Santa Claus) 4127 "do you mind if we dance with your date " - () 4126 "Kiss me, I'm Irish." -Joel (The Unearthly) 4125 "Next exit gas food, lodging, and murder!" -Crow (The Human Duplicators) 4124 "Sounds lika a promotion." -Joel (The Human Duplicators) 4123 "Kevin McHale No!!" -Joel (The Human Duplicators) 4122 "Hobbes get offa me!" -Joel (Hercules Unchained) 4121 "Hehehehe... I'm impotent." -Servo (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4120 "Uh.. we've got spirit, yes we do, we've got spirit, how about... ugh. / Mrxl." -Servo / Crow (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4119 "There you are Georgia. / Just north of Florida." -Gary / Servo (Horrors of Spider Island) 4118 "Spider Island! Home to the stars!" -Crow (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4117 "Too bad we can't grab this movie with a tissue and crumple it and flush it down." -Mike (Horrors Of Spider Island) 4116 "Uhh...I meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened." -Crow (Touch of Satan) 4115 "And you wanted to see Dylan at Albert Hall." -Mike (Devil Doll) 4114 "Leave Robert Denby alone." -Mike (Devil Doll) 4113 "mike: Hey what do u think of this island earth music. crow: And lets get some gowens." -mike and crow (Revenge of the Creature) 4112 "Never store combustibles with your old people." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4111 "Forgot about the cookies, sorry." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4110 "Oh, why don't you kiss him instead of holding him to death!" -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4109 "Meatloaf sweats less than this guy." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4108 "Let me get you some boot-cut jeans, some mesh cutoff tees and some tight cargo shorts." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4107 "Like the movie wasn't horrible enough." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4106 "Oh, we've found it, this is the horror!" -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4105 "Do you realize how much I hate you!!" -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4104 "UPS man down!" -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4103 "Even though I've never seen one of these things, I'm completely terrified." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4102 "Lou Rawls is The Equalizer." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4101 "Ride the elevator ride at Six Flags over Texas." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4100 "No one's guarding my father!" -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4099 "Monty will march into Messina, and I'll sweep down from the north." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4098 "Soon as I get to America, I'm going straight to Branson." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4097 "Larry Dallas is The Saint." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4096 "Let's face it, clones are rock stupid." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4095 "He's a nurse's aide who doesn't play by the rules." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4094 "Everything's so dramatic with him, he's just going to the lavatory." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4093 "Now the director justs points the camera at the lamp and trusts the lamp to carry the scene." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4092 "So . . . you want to take your shirt off now?" -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4091 "Please be careful of my chalky, spongy mid-section." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4090 "Let's put out our flaming crotches and we'll find your nose." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4089 "She really was on top of old Smokey." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4088 "Only you can prevent groin fires." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4087 "Um, shouldn't we wrestle and slap each other now?" -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4086 "Parts: the visible panty line horror." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4085 "Dr Jamison is a big dumb phony." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4084 "Line up to hear Firefall's latest hit." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4083 "Dick Sargant is the Bionic Woman." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4082 "Now a tribute to Dr Bombay." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4081 "Welcome to Bewitched-a-palooza." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4080 "See, what am I thinking, uh, duh, that's right." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4079 "Malibu Barbie is down." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4078 "Now this is just for your trip so you will arrive in America fresh." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4077 "Gentlemen, we can make him dumber, blonder." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4076 "Room service at the Chelsea hotel." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4075 "Sir, does he have to be nude for a simple hangnail operation?" -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4074 "Dr. Luigi will be assisting me here." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4073 "Look, I'm trying to walk away from you." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4072 "He's just making sure he hates this." -Mike (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4071 "Let's go film tampon commercials everybody." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4070 "Regardless of race, black people are not allowed at this university." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4069 "Sid and Marty Kroft secret training camp." -Tom Servo (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4068 "Please invent the sports bra soon." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4067 "Mike, I think the voices in my head are a little louder than usual." -Crow (Parts: The Clonus Horror) 4066 "So this must be the highway to the danger zone." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4065 "And to think that at the beginning of this film, all these characters were strangers to us." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4064 "Dickweed, stand up and take a bow." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4063 "At ease Lt Loser." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4062 "Oh, it was pretty rough man, I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4061 "We have a visual ID on numbnuts." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4060 "God, my face is big." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4059 "Devo to the rescue." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4058 "He's crusty but extremely unlikeable." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4057 "Some of the hottest snuggling you'll ever see on screen." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4056 "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern join the Air Force." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4055 "One more push, we can see the head now, you're doing fine." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4054 "No, not on runway 2, we just seal coated it." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4053 "And go ahead and kiss your ass goodbye." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4052 "You know, he's crusty but extremely unlikable." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4051 "I want to kick this movie in the groin, and snag on it and give it a power sit-up." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4050 "Frankenhooker!" -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4049 "God, I love my job! Who needs high school?" -Mike (The Starfighters) 4048 "The new Air Force Goofy bomb, from Whammo." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4047 "Here, the Air Force escorts Sununu to a golf game." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4046 "Drink 'til I wet myself." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4045 "Really glad we brought this ladder, it's like it was made for this." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4044 "Sir, it says do not step on top rung. How do I get in?" -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4043 "There's little bits of skull and hair in there, just wipe that out." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4042 "Touch my bird, go ahead." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4041 "Alright Dave, why don't get out of the wig and into your uniform." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4040 "Not an actor." -Crow (The Starfighters) 4039 "The refueling jet likes me, he thinks I'm cute!" -Crow (The Starfighters) 4038 "They should have Donna Summer singing for this scene." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4037 "My, you're looking chipper. Someone get 'refueled' this weekend?" -Crow (The Starfighters) 4036 "Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found you." -Tom Servo (The Starfighters) 4035 "Bob Dornan, Wild At Heart." -Mike (The Starfighters) 4034 "Today on The American Sportsman, Clint Eastwood really goes after the elk in the McKenzie Range." - (The Starfighters) 4033 "Oh I'm happy are u happy Clay oh I'm happy" - (The Crawling Eye) 4032 "dr.f Oh I'm happy are u happy Larry I'm happy dr.f then file this" -dr,f/larry (Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy) 4031 "Oops, I accidentally tied up one of our gang." -Joel (The Rebel Set)

4030 "Tonight's episode: Milk, It Does a Body Dead." -Joel (The Rebel Set) 4029 "So, uh, just behind this grassy knoll, boss?" -Joel (The Rebel Set) 4028 "Let's see, Rubber Fantasy, Latex World, Butt Biters and Newsweek, that'll do." -Crow (The Rebel Set) 4027 "Do you mind if we dance with your date?" -Joel (The Rebel Set) 4026 "Honey, Kazan wants me for On The Waterfront 2, Electric Boogaloo." -Crow (The Rebel Set) 4025 "She just put her brain in." -Crow (The Rebel Set) 4024 "Get your paws off me you damn dirty beat!" -Crow (The Rebel Set) 4023 "Ernest does a nickel up in Attica." -Joel (The Rebel Set) 4022 "Great, another oily, unlikable character." -Crow (The Rebel Set) 4021 "Sorry about that, chief." -Crow (The Rebel Set) 4020 "Mommy's had a little vacation while you were lost." -Tom Servo (Johnny at the Fair) 4019 "Laugh. Laugh. It's funny. LAUGH!" -Tome Servo (Johnny at the Fair) 4018 "For the first time in his young life, Johnny knows real fear." -Tom Servo (Johnny at the Fair) 4017 "What was his name again, Jimmy . . , no Jerry?" -Joel (Johnny at the Fair) 4016 "The drugs from the chemical wonderalnd start to kick in." -Crow (Johnny at the Fair) 4015 "Geez, the horse from Equus had it better than this." -Crow (Johnny at the Fair) 4014 "Prozac at work in today's society." -Crow (Johnny at the Fair) 4013 "Klink, get that idiot out of here." -Tom Servo (Crash of the Moons) 4012 "Even in the future, booze satisfies." -Crow (Crash of the Moons) 4011 "Movie quote Bouncing on the Dick, with the cock. We was moving all around. If I didn't get out of there, I would have got shot 3100 by the Glock." - () 4010 "Everybody must get stoned." -Crow (Hercules Against the Moon Men) 4009 "Hey C. Everett Kook!" -Servo (The Day the Earth Froze) 4008 "And Emmett Kelly's still eating! / It's still funny!" -Joel / Servo (The Day the Earth Froze) 4007 "We love it when he eats!" -Crow (The Day the Earth Froze) 4006 "Emmett changed managers soon after this." -Joel (The Day the Earth Froze) 4005 "And my wife came downstairs... her face... was split!" -Crow (The Dead Talk Back) 4004 "This director has out Wooded Ed Wood." -Mike (Racket Girls) 4003 "You know, Peaches has a fresh, natural stupidness that isn't forced or contrived. " -Crow (Racket Girls) 4002 "Either that or Amway." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 4001 "Yes, it's the annual running of the breasts." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 4000 "Where's Benny Hill when you need him?" -Mike (Racket Girls) 3999 "Prelude to the afternoon of a hot fawn." -Crow (Racket Girls) 3998 "You know when Ed Wood saw this, it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane." -Crow (Racket Girls) 3997 "How does the towel work? " -Crow (Racket Girls) 3996 "Kind of like looking at an erotic cave painting." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 3995 "Never saw my grandma naked, but this will do." -Mike (Racket Girls) 3994 "Peaches, you're the good idea." -Mike (Racket Girls) 3993 "Don't talk about our son Martha." -Crow (Racket Girls) 3992 "He had his hat on his lap for a reason." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 3991 "Ringside seats are worth the $700 bucks, aren't they?" -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 3990 "Plays of the week!" -Crow (Racket Girls) 3989 "We salute you George Weiss for having the courage to put your fantasies on screen." -Mike (Racket Girls) 3988 "No wonder people went nuts over the Beatles, this was all there was." -Crow (Racket Girls) 3987 "Elvis throws another party." -Tom Servo (Racket Girls) 3986 "Girls, you're both pretty." -Crow (Racket Girls) 3985 "Never make light of boing, son." -Crow (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3984 "Hi Roy. Who's the beard?" -Crow (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3983 "Suddenly they're marriage is the Eiger Sanction." -Crow (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3982 "Well frankly, neither of you has a chance for love . . ever." -Mike (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3981 "Well there's drinking and porno." -Crow (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3980 "Honey, this is man talk." -Mike (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3979 "Bobby Orr's Electric Marriage, real marriage action." -Crow (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3978 "First Federal Church, member FDIC." -Mike (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3977 "Visit your government church." -Tom Servo (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3976 "We'll be selling plasma." -Tom Servo (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3975 "The tepid embrace tells me they're ready for marriage." -Tom Servo (Are You Ready For Marriage) 3974 "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?" -Crow (Boggy Creek II) 3973 "No one will be seated during the frightening letter folding scene." -Tom Servo (The Indestructible Man) 3972 "Either those curtains go or I go." -Crow (The Indestructible Man) 3971 "Vy Russell in flight, afternoon delight." -J & TB'S (The Indestructible Man) 3970 "Sounds like the soundtrack is drunk." -Crow (The Indestructible Man) 3969 "Enough TV for you two, now get outside and play." -Crow (Undersea Kingdom pt 2) 3968 "The man who would be queen." -Tom Servo (Undersea Kingdom pt 2) 3967 "Oh great, water heaters that install themselves." -Joel (Undersea Kingdom pt 2) 3966 "Hey, it's the Undersea Kingdom for you and for me, where the men are in dresses." -J & TB's (Undersea Kingdom pt 2) 3965 "This movie has the courage to unabashedly repeat itself." -Crow (Red Zone Cuba) 3964 "That'sh a weird shtain." -Servo (Red Zone Cuba) 3963 "This film DARES you to watch it." -Crow (Red Zone Cuba) 3962 "Name's Cook. Landis. We've been up the river. / That's my little joke." -Cook / Mike (Red Zone Cuba) 3961 "He's going aheading oning!" -Crow (Final Justice) 3960 "A 5 lb potty, she had a big breakfast, didn't she?" -Joel (The Home Economics Story) 3959 "Every one will die, I will dump pig's blood on Carrie." -Crow (The Home Economics Story) 3958 "And for medium sized kids, go to a middle school." -Crow (The Home Economics Story) 3957 "Right, you're going to be a short order cook for truckers in 2 years." -Tom Servo (The Home Economics Story) 3956 "Kegs will be tapped, men will be used." -Tom Servo (The Home Economics Story) 3955 "Kiss your Aunt Bernice." -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3954 "You just took down Flying Officer Herb Peterson!" -Crow (Escape 2000) 3953 "Unfortunately he was... / I'm fading!" -Gesture Professor / Crow (The Mole People) 3952 "Et tu, Billy Bob." -Crow (Riding With Death) 3951 "2328" -2328 (San Francisco International) 3950 "Now get off your knees you son of -- / ...same thing you said!" -Geronimo / Mike (Final Justice) 3949 "You son of a -- / Something!" -Palermo / Servo (Final Justice) 3948 "It looks like a nice night but I cannot say for I am MAD." -Crow (The Undead) 3947 "MAD about you is on tonight." -Tom Servo (The Undead) 3946 "And wouldst thou pick me up a copy of MAD magazine?" -Crow (The Undead) 3945 "Again I cannot say if you'll be back for I am MAD." -Mike (The Undead) 3944 "Meanwhile, Sonny's upstairs with the maid of honor." -Tom Servo (Colossus and the Headhunters) 3943 "So . . the director has a girl friend." -Mike (Colossus and the Headhunters) 3942 "She's a dancing Millie Helper." -Crow (Colossus and the Headhunters) 3941 "Now THIS will anger the gods!" -Tom Servo (Colossus and the Headhunters) 3940 "The fat, drunken Russian asks for a Long Island Iced Tea." -Crow (Rocket Attack USA) 3939 "Then Ivan tells a dirty joke involving an elephant and a ladder." -Tom Servo (Rocket Attack USA) 3938 "Unfortunately it's Christine." -Tom Servo (Soultaker) 3937 "The Other Side of The Mountain . . . of crap." -Tom Servo (Soultaker) 3936 "No, don't put me in there, it stinks!" -Tom Servo (Soultaker) 3935 "Man, my boxers are riding up my crack." -Crow (Soultaker) 3934 "There is a seventh floor, it's heaven's boiler room." -Mike (Soultaker) 3933 "Estevez is on his way to give his healing through humor workshop" -Mike (Soultaker) 3932 "Stay out! Damn kids nosing around in my soul." -Mike (Soultaker) 3931 "Hey man, I gotta go, St Peter's gonna be torqued." -Mike (Soultaker)

3930 "Gypsy, you've got to have eye wash with that big ass eye of yours." -Crow (Soultaker) 3929 "Eat it, bi-ped." -Mike (Soultaker) 3928 "He's making violent love to me, mother." -Mike (Soultaker) 3927 "Where are the Stewart Sandwichs?!" -Mike (Soultaker) 3926 "Gimme your stupid soul!" -Crow (Soultaker) 3925 "Found a gay man!" -Crow (Soultaker) 3924 "He's being compelled to hold a skull against his neck!" -Crow (The Screaming Skull) 3923 "Hamlet will return in 'Thunderball'!" -Servo (Hamlet) 3922 "Hang around, this should be fun. / Not with Claude Akins in it." -Max / Crow (Master Ninja I) 3921 "Hahahahahaha! / You're stuck here!" -Satan / Mike (The Undead) 3920 "you know if they stole a little less I woad be seeing her ASS right now. " -crow (Diabolik) 3919 "they got badly hert when they tried this with gold bars." -Tom (Diabolik) 3918 "They just go in there for quick lousy sex." -crow (Diabolik) 3917 "Where out of gas HA HA HA!" -mike (Diabolik) 3916 "So long, suckers!!" -Mike (Girls Town) 3915 "Whole lotta end." -Crow (Girls Town) 3914 "So long, suckers!!" -Mike (Girls Town) 3913 "Love lift up us where we belong." -Mike (Girls Town) 3912 "Please, that's where my Velvet Fog eminates from." -Mike (Girls Town) 3911 "Now there's going to be some real ass kicking." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3910 "An evening at Jake LaMotta's house." -Mike (Girls Town) 3909 "Now say, that almost looks fun." -Crow (Girls Town) 3908 "Ah, Mel can we go talk about this by the cliff?" -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3907 "Not without my daughter!" -Mike (Girls Town) 3906 "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." -Crow (Girls Town) 3905 "This house is on the national register of historic hideouts." -Crow (Girls Town) 3904 "St. Jude is coming and he's packing heat." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3903 "Angels, I need you to go undercover as high school girls." -Crow (Girls Town) 3902 "Suddenly they're an elite crime-fighting unit." -Mike (Girls Town) 3901 "He's back from fighting Nazis on the moon." -Crow (Girls Town) 3900 "Never once did you ask me to your house for coffee, you know." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3899 "Agent 00 heaven!" -Crow (Girls Town) 3898 "They're on to us sister, let's beat cheeks." -Crow (Girls Town) 3897 "Maybe I could push Herb Albert over the cliff." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3896 "You know how we're both hot?" -Crow (Girls Town) 3895 "Mel's not very good at holding people hostage." -Mike (Girls Town) 3894 "Ew, there's clownburger wrappers everywhere, and french fries on the floor." -Crow (Girls Town) 3893 "Tom Stewart killed me." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3892 "Now I remember why I left the church." -Crow (Girls Town) 3891 "Please God, just one more hit record, please?" -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3890 "Close up he's really a putz." -Mike (Girls Town) 3889 "We are knee-deep in a Freudian quagmire here." -Mike (Girls Town) 3888 "Except not so spooky." -Crow (Girls Town) 3887 "The Big Comptroller in the sky will forgive you." -Mike (Girls Town) 3886 "Perhaps your visit will push her over the edge." -Crow (Girls Town) 3885 "Even when he's dead, he still gets fresh." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3884 "Battle of the Las Vegas crooners." -Crow (Girls Town) 3883 "Mel Torme and his jazz Nazis swing into action." -Crow (Girls Town) 3882 "Stop giving me that princess look." -Crow (Girls Town) 3881 "Paul Anka's beefy security nuns step in." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3880 "Oh man, I should of had the clownburger." -Mike (Girls Town) 3879 "And the pope stops by for a snap inspection." -Mike (Girls Town) 3878 "Ever heard of a Sadie Hawkins dance? This is kind of a k d lang dance." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3877 "He'll never touch you, Terri, you're dirt." -Mike (Girls Town) 3876 "Let's see, Sarafina Anka, no, no, no. Paula Anka, Hmm, I like the sound of that." -Crow (Girls Town) 3875 "You know, if they were Baptists, they could have got the Platters." -Crow (Girls Town) 3874 "Aikman can go to blazes." -Crow (Girls Town) 3873 "Aikman slips out of the pocket, and he's a cupcake." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3872 "Say your prayers blondie." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3871 "Lookin' good sister. Been working out?" -Crow (Girls Town) 3870 "It's ok, Paul doesn't want me to work outside the home anymore." -Crow (Girls Town) 3869 "She's to be hung by her bongle until bingled." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3868 "Especially since you're 38." -Mike (Girls Town) 3867 "Great, now out the back." -Crow (Girls Town) 3866 "Did I tell you that sourdough was my idea?" -Mike (Girls Town) 3865 "Your warm tub of Jagemeister, ma'am, and your martini, sir." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3864 "Somebody please shoot him!!" -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3863 "Sir, I have a table for you and your jail bait." -Crow (Girls Town) 3862 "Excite the husband by hiding your laundry throught the house." -Mike (Girls Town) 3861 "How about some fresh sliced me?" -Crow (Girls Town) 3860 "Mamie contemplates a way over the picket fence." -Mike (Girls Town) 3859 "Well, Paul Anka and I pulled off the Brinks job together. " -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3858 "First I want Joe Frazier." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3857 "Raunchy slob? You just described my dream girl." -Crow (Girls Town) 3856 "Uh oh, Romulans!" -Mike (Girls Town) 3855 "And Benny Hill comes over and chases us around now and then." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3854 "Oh heavens, we call it the crib." -Crow (Girls Town) 3853 "You'll have to check those at the desk." -Mike (Girls Town) 3852 "Where should I be looking right now?" -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3851 "Do these explain anything?" -Crow (Girls Town) 3850 "You are not coming to sing." -Crow (Girls Town) 3849 "I'm gonna kill Eisenhower to prove my love for him." -Mike (Girls Town) 3848 "Another successful sexual intervention courtesy of the Roman Catholic Church." -Mike (Girls Town) 3847 "Make him promise not to sing She's Having My Baby." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3846 "Let's get you back to Letterman's house." -Mike (Girls Town) 3845 "Please, please, it's the fifties." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3844 "He wants to intern as a nun." -Mike (Girls Town) 3843 "Grab the eucharist, I'll wait here." -Mike (Girls Town) 3842 "Nobody called us about the party, over." -Mike (Girls Town) 3841 "Hey, Hillary who, baby." -Crow (Girls Town) 3840 "When did this director look into my dreams?" -Crow (Girls Town) 3839 "Bridge on the River WOW!!" -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3838 "Don't worry honey, the state troopers won't tell anybody." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3837 "Look out, he's gonna scat!!" -Crow (Girls Town) 3836 "And this lipstick was found lodged in his skull." -Mike (Girls Town) 3835 "Here Dick, we brought you a bra." -Mike (Girls Town) 3834 "He's like a youthful Jabba the Hut." -Mike (Girls Town) 3833 "How would you like it if someone picked your apples?!" -Crow (Girls Town) 3832 "Mel's goiter was smaller back then." -Crow (Girls Town) 3831 "Dan Rostenkowski goes for a drive." -Mike (Girls Town)

3830 "Bet they're on the same cycle in Girls town." -Crow (Girls Town) 3829 "Catch up with the Von Trapps." - (Girls Town) 3828 "Notorious for its shallow roots, the common cliff shrub gives way easily to gentle pressure." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3827 "Right now, the guy is replaying the date in is mind. Where did I go wrong?" -Mike (Girls Town) 3826 "Boy, that Kennedy compound." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3825 "Heidi in The Most Dangerous Game." -Tom Servo (Girls Town) 3824 "Oh God, the centrifugal force! Mommy! Mommy!" -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3823 "Kids, can someone come over here and help me purge?" -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3822 "That thing corners like a river barge." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3821 "You know, this is what I dreamed when I took Sudafed and Nyqil together once." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3820 "Now this is what happens when you admit too many women to The Citadel." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3819 "Nipples too small, too dark and upsetting." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3818 "Hey, I found a dime." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3817 "And Jaye P Morgan gives him the gong." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3816 "Pay no attention to the woman behind the mold!" -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3815 "Eva Gabor reads Allen Ginsberg." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3814 "A dimension not of sight or sound, but of crap." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3813 "Thrill as he looks for the men's room!" -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3812 "He looks like one of those Easter Island statues." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3811 "Poor Emmitt Kelly, didn't age well." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3810 "Uncle Stripper wants you." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3809 "She has a God-given talent . . . for making tuna casserole." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3808 "Man, she could use a couple of Supremes or a Pip or something." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3807 "Song stylings of Helen Crump." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3806 "Ladies and gentlemen: Leslie Bore." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3805 "That Bebe Neiwirth, she's so multi-talented." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3804 "Riverdance: The Strip Show." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3803 "Ray Dennis Steckler may have had some issues with women." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3802 "The girls costumes were designed by long time NFL referee Jerry Markbreit." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3801 "Now were this dance numbers suppose to be provocotive or merely boring?" -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3800 "Phoebe Cates, on sale today." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3799 "Even the normally sharp Ortega seems confused." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3798 "He needs something to knaw on." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3797 "Shots ring out, but the people of Bosnia bravely go on with their peep shows." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3796 "See the dumpy woman with the Dr Seuss hat on." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3795 "She better get ready, Nancy Reagan has an appointment." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3794 "And the director digs out an eye booger." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3793 "You talk funny, you filty peeg." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3792 "She's a member of the Vodka of the month club." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3791 "You will be twirled by a thin, gay Nazi." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3790 "We take Visa, Mastercard, and dead rats." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3789 "Children of all ages will enjoy are exotic dancers." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3788 "Please let us off, we've been on this since 9:30 this morning." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3787 "Oh, work your magic Boone's Farm." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3786 "Transvestite cam." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3785 "Guess the genders and win a free cocktail." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3784 "George C. Scott as George M Cohan." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3783 "Outtakes from the Manson family Christmas." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3782 "Oh dear, he should not frolic." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3781 "Now let me take your last known photo." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3780 "If you lived here, you'd be depressed by now." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3779 "Goofus and Gallant: The Movie." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3778 "Renee Richards is Wendy Carlos in Glen or Glenda." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3777 "Let's hear it for Hank and Larry." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3776 "Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dull." -Tom Servo (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3775 "No one's ever attempted an interpretive dance of mein Kampf before." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3774 "She's the most masculine man I've ever seen." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3773 "Tom Petty in the morning." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3772 "It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3771 "The shroud of David Schwimmer." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3770 "Ortega taco shells are mad of people." -Mike (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3769 "See the latest in stripping technology." -Crow (The Incredibly Strange Creatures...) 3768 "Any town U.S.A." -Tom (The Crawling Hand) 3767 "This is a mu-tant. We've been breeding them here for ages to do menial work. / Why?!" -Exeter / Servo (This Island Earth) 3766 "It's about porn. / Huh? I call it maize!" -Mike / Servo (Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Special) 3765 "Huh... hey? People watching a movie?" -Tom Servo (Gamera Vs. Guiron) 3764 "Thats the playful side of Torgo right there." - (Manos the hands of fate) 3763 "Fond as I am of Ilya... / I hate him." -The Prince / Servo (The Sword and the Dragon) 3762 "Ilya Moromets, huh... / That's Italian!" -The Prince / Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3761 "White Tracks Simulated Film Snow, ask for it by name." -Crow (The Sword and the Dragon) 3760 "Merlin Olson is no action hero." -Crow (The Sword and the Dragon) 3759 "What's with the oven mitts?" -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3758 "It's a Matt Groening gargoyle." -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3757 "Wacky sight gags of ancient Finlandia!" -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3756 "The wind demon has killed a lot of people but it's all in good fun!" -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3755 "The wind hooked me to a cable!" -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3754 "Now i sense he's lying, but why would he lie about soup?" -Joel (Mitchell) 3753 "Excuse me, were we suppose to do some readings for this movie?" -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3752 "I'm requesting movie jump up my butt." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3751 "He offers access to anybody." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3750 "Here, I'll show you why they call me Frenchy." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3749 "That's poison oak on your naughty bits, ma'am." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3748 "It's changed ownership, now it's a gentlemen's club." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3747 "Well, some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3746 "Where do you want to go today? All over this movie!" -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3745 "Get lost Cat Stevens! " -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3744 "Bite my 5 and 1/4 floppy." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3743 "Crap, and I'm running the prime rib special." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3742 "Here's looking at U-lysses." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3741 "Let's slip into something more virtual." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3740 "So I sing you to syntho-sleep after the techno-love." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3739 "This is sexual harassment, and I'm going to take it." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3738 "I'm going to get a Glock and mow these people down." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3737 "All I can eat, the joke's on them." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3736 "You once said I was a warped, frustrated . ." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3735 "You must remember this, this movie really sucks!" -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3734 "Pork deliveries late!" -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3733 "You know, I bet nobody ever scrolls up this cinema." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3732 "You know, with this digital technology, the suckiness comes through with great clarity." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3731 "Must be Christmas on the Borg ship." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank)

3730 "God, I want to make you over." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3729 "David Bowie in a brilliant cameo." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3728 "Embassy Suites is having a free brunch!!" -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3727 "She is so Pat Benatar." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3726 "So, they doppled Oliver Reed and Peter O'Toole." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3725 "The monkey's been in and out of hazeltine so many times." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3724 "Surely this will cure him of his love of cinemas." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3723 "Doctor Who . . . . the hell cares." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3722 "Don't fondle the dopples!" -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3721 "Please. I can see your little fingal." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3720 "Come as you are, to my mall, to my atrium yeah, yeah." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3719 "Never saw a Chris Farley movie. Philistines!" -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3718 "So aging lesbian nuns run the future." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3717 "The password is Fingal." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3716 "UPS fashions OF THE FUTURE!" -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3715 "Never show a good movie in the middle of your crappy movie." -Tom Servo (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3714 "Wanda Cannon, now that's a porno name if I ever heard one." -Crow (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3713 "This lovely Raul Julia pendent, available only on the Home Shopping Network." -Mike (Overdrawn At the Memory Bank) 3712 "Let's put this over here with mom's suicide note." -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3711 "I won the 'Get the crap kicked out of you' contest." -Joel (I Accuse My Parents) 3710 "This is a message from the other kids in the essay contest." -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3709 "Stop mocking me radio!" -Joel (I Accuse My Parents) 3708 "Give me that tie back!" -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3707 "Well, I've joined the Black Hand. Hi!" -Joel (I Accuse My Parents) 3706 "Not even me, see, I'll kill me before that happens." -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3705 "Jimmy's cheating on me." -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3704 "And this is skag, be careful with it." -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3703 "Now let me have that tongue of yours!" -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3702 "That's it. There's a six pack calling my name." -Joel (I Accuse My Parents) 3701 "Do you think he'd ever accuse us?" -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3700 "Uh oh, I think he's going to give Mr. Potter his newspaper." -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3699 "Every thing current Mr. Disraeli?" -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3698 "Geez, who ate all this stuff?!" -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3697 "Yes Satan, speak to me through this song." -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3696 "So, Jimmy, do you like your kneecaps?" -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3695 "He's my main squeeze, Jimmy." -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3694 "Suddenly, they're at a Hee Haw wrap party." -Crow (I Accuse My Parents) 3693 "So then my mom says to Roosevelt and Churchill, she says what about some kind of lend lease program." -Tom Servo (I Accuse My Parents) 3692 "Hey show biz, can we get our food over here?!" -Joel (I Accuse My Parents) 3691 "This is one successful shoe salesman. Open mouth, close sale." -Joel (I Accuse My Parents) 3690 "Praise the truck farmer!" -Joel (The Truck Farmer) 3689 "Well, it isn't meat, but I suppose I better buy some just for appearences." -Tom Servo (The Truck Farmer) 3688 "Later, this device is used to beat back the worker." -Crow (The Truck Farmer) 3687 "They're made flavorless, so people will buy steak." -Crow (The Truck Farmer) 3686 "A preteen is put to work, her beauty will soon fade." -Joel (The Truck Farmer) 3685 "Cheap, abused hand labor." -Tom Servo (The Truck Farmer) 3684 "There's nothing we can't spray." -Crow (The Truck Farmer) 3683 "And remember be sure to use lots and lots of chemicals for a good crop." -Tom Servo (The Truck Farmer) 3682 "There's something you don't see every day, a farmer with all his limbs." -Tom Servo (The Truck Farmer) 3681 "You don't see many of these trees anymore. Well, down it goes." -Crow (The Truck Farmer) 3680 "Stupid trees, God I hate them!" -Crow (The Truck Farmer) 3679 "Let's take you back to the days where DDT was safe." -Crow (The Truck Farmer) 3678 "These select few are making 3 cents a day." -Joel (The Truck Farmer) 3677 "Oops! / Film broke!" -Dr. Erhardt / Dr. Forrester (Robot Holocaust) 3676 "Sorry ma'am, I'm gay." -Crow (Diabolik) 3675 "Damn child-proof spy stuff." -Crow (Diabolik) 3674 "Leave me alone you horny old goat." -Tom Servo (Diabolik) 3673 "No! She wasn't Hitler." -Tom Servo (Diabolik) 3672 "Every one of these guys is in sanitation." -Tom Servo (Diabolik) 3671 "You know, if he had stolen just a little less, I could see her ass right now." -Crow (Diabolik) 3670 "Pretty fancy schmancy Jiffy Lube they go to." -Crow (Diabolik) 3669 "Great hideout, but it's hard to get your Sunday paper." -Crow (Diabolik) 3668 "De-de-tongue." -Crow (Diabolik) 3667 "George Jones tours Italy." -Mike (Diabolik) 3666 "A French Italian co-production, so I'm guessing there's going to be a lot of cheese involved." -Crow (Diabolik) 3665 "Never start a movie in the middle of the spin cycle." -Mike (Diabolik) 3664 "Each seagull has its own parking space." -Tom Servo (Diabolik) 3663 "Sir, are you trying to seduce me?" -Mike (Diabolik) 3662 "Follow my whiteness." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3661 "Typical male, sitting in his chair, playing with his rod." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3660 "There, I've conquered Florida. On to southern Illinois." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3659 "So, I'm an amphibious warthog, that's pretty close." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3658 "Run away octo-puss." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3657 "Now I'm going to Armor All my skin." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3656 "Underwater photography by Zapruder." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3655 "Not much to adjust, but still, it needs to be adjusted." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3654 "Mark Mcguire before Creatine." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3653 "He's learned to modulate his flatulence." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3652 "I need to simplify my masterbation ritual." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3651 "Hell, it's been a long 20 minutes." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3650 " . . or my one room basement apartment I share with mother." -Crow (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3649 "And you, balding combover fish." -Tom Servo (Blood Waters Of Dr. Z) 3648 "This movie has the continuity of a fever dream." -Joel (Master Ninja) 3647 "I'm Hans! Oh forget it." -Tom Servo (Jack Frost) 3646 "They rounded up every Jimmy Buffett fan on the island." -Mike (Code Name: Diamond Head) 3645 "The Coast Guard: For men too chicken to join the Navy." -Crow (Code Name: Diamond Head) 3644 "Stupid Leech Woman!" -Mike (The Phantom Planet) 3643 "Well, the time has come! / the walrus said!" -Frank / Crow (The Phantom Planet) 3642 "Mall of America was the scene of a violent coup today." -Crow (Warrior of the Lost World) 3641 "Swing your partner with the chain, cause love is best when there's sweet pain, dosey do." -Tom Servo (Warrior of the Lost World) 3640 "Earth to Paper Chase guy." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3639 "I'm the guy with a snake on my face." -Crow (Warrior of the Lost World) 3638 "Looks like a Duran Duran video down there." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3637 "Dad, the neighbors can see you." -Tom Servo (Warrior of the Lost World) 3636 "Not even a thank you for the surgery?" -Tom Servo (Warrior of the Lost World) 3635 "I said, grab your hinder." -Crow (Warrior of the Lost World) 3634 "Grab your blank, Brett Somers." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3633 "Yeah, another Buddist protesting the helmet laws." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3632 "I said bippy, huh, huh, huh, huh." -Crow (Warrior of the Lost World) 3631 "Hold on to your blank, Charles Nelson Reilly." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World)

3630 "And the bad fathers that love them, today on Donahue." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3629 "Motorcycle is closed captioned for the hearing impaired." -Crow (Warrior of the Lost World) 3628 "The High Plains Loser." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3627 "Kind of like an eye chart in reverse." -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3626 "What's a 4 letter word for fiery death?" -Crow (Space Travelers) 3625 "We've got Judy Garland on the line, she'll be advising you on the pill thing." -Joel (Space Travelers) 3624 "David Janssen wishes it was beer day." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3623 "Yeah well bite me Harry-O." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3622 "Sober up and then we'll talk about it." -Tom Servo (Space Travelers) 3621 "Ah, I could really go for a scotch." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3620 "Thuinderbirds are go!!" -Joel (Space Travelers) 3619 "Oh, hi-tech my butt. They don't even have touch tone phones." -Joel (Space Travelers) 3618 "Remember, pump it first, but don't flood it." -Tom Servo (Space Travelers) 3617 "Here are your script changes, Mr Peck." -Joel (Space Travelers) 3616 "C'mon answer, so I can make happy hour." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3615 "Yeah, we can smell it down here." -Tom Servo (Space Travelers) 3614 "Look here, this is where he wets 'em. Sad really." -Joel (Space Travelers) 3613 "Just a little Harry-O of the dog that bit me." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3612 "Check it out, I'm giving Houston the finger." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3611 "Hey, you can see Aaron Spelling's house from here." -Joel (Space Travelers) 3610 "Say no to Yes." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3609 "Oops, that was me, sorry." -Crow (Space Travelers) 3608 "Ok, everybody gone potty?" -Tom Servo (Space Travelers) 3607 "Roger, make sure you don't put it in reverse." -Tom Servo (Space Travelers) 3606 "By this time, my lungs were aching . . . oh who cares." -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3605 "You fiend! You evil, diabolical, treacherous, wonderful man." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3604 "Glenn Manning get off that dam!" -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3603 "Dammit Fu, I'm a surgeon not a doctor!" -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3602 "You know, Burt Young has looked worse." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3601 "Meanwhile, in . . oh forget it." -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3600 "This is the first colored movie that needs to be colorized." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3599 "Smells like a dead monkey in here, you?" -Joel (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3598 "That's disgusting, a picture of you and Oliver Reed." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3597 "Right this way . . very good now . . now, put on that paper gown and get in the stirrups." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3596 "Did the director take his lessons in walking scenes from Roger Corman?" -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3595 "Geez, he's had his nipples sanded off." -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3594 "Say, who's the new guy?" -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3593 "He grabbed her heaving breasts . . . oh sorry, my notes." -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3592 "Meanwhile, in the hallowed halls of Whatssamatta U." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3591 "Filmed in Ivana Trump's bathroom." -Joel (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3590 "Hey, who hasn't had a nightmare like this?" -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3589 "Oh no, Bob Hope is killing people!" -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3588 "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3587 "Either I'm weird or that guy's really hot." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3586 "Rula Lenska as the Turkish Lieutenant's Woman." -Joel (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3585 "Looks like Fu shops at Ethan Allan." -Joel (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3584 "Well, don't wave your little sizzler at me dad." -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3583 "Good job, you caught a tree with that little fish." -Joel (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3582 "Rocky, it turns out that Jimmy was hiding in the Camaro." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3581 "And now back to our channel 9 movie, The Poseidon Adventure." -Crow (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3580 "Hey, the water got warmer in here." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3579 "We use children to grind our hops." -Tom Servo (The Castle of Fu Manchu) 3578 "I'm rich! I'm rich! 'Ritz?'" -Man/Mike (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 3577 "Hey look at him squirm out there. That's our Bob." -Crow (First Spaceship on Venus) 3576 "Well, I can't think of a better bunch of people to die with." -Crow (First Spaceship on Venus) 3575 "This is the last of the bathroom tissue." -Crow (First Spaceship on Venus) 3574 "Mommy, can I have a glass of water?" -Joel (First Spaceship on Venus) 3573 "Kind of grabs you by the po-po, don't it?" -Joel (First Spaceship on Venus) 3572 "How about you shutting up and letting me get in a word edge wise?" -c (First Spaceship on Venus) 3571 "This is Apt 12B. Could you send up some heat?" -Crow (First Spaceship on Venus) 3570 "Look, it's the most advanced Slurpee machine ever built." -Tom Servo (First Spaceship on Venus) 3569 "Look, the Three Spooges." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3568 "Shutup, I'm your daddy now." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3567 "She's probably having the slime of her life." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3566 "Sure, that old trick, he wants to make out with the whole family." -Crow (The Slime People) 3565 "Excuse me, Mr. Melmen, Mr Letterman is looking for you." -Crow (The Slime People) 3564 "Oh heck, I disgraced myself and ran like crazy." -Joel (The Slime People) 3563 "Oh, it's Tom Waits on a bender." -Crow (The Slime People) 3562 "It's not much, but I call it hell." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3561 "Well, it's a broken water main all right Ralphie boy." -Crow (The Slime People) 3560 "Elvis has left the building." -Joel (The Slime People) 3559 "Oh god, it's the Watts district!" -Crow (The Slime People) 3558 "Well, you signed a contract that your agent couldn't get you out of." -Crow (The Slime People) 3557 "You can trust your plane to the guys who are inane." -Crow (The Slime People) 3556 "LAX just isn't the same anymore, well not since Braniff moved out." -Crow (The Slime People) 3555 "Oh, he's in LA, that explains the bad air." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3554 "Underwater photography by Jim Crab." -Joel (The Slime People) 3553 "Filmed in mucus vision." -Crow (The Slime People) 3552 "The Slime People, the story of Hollywood in the early days." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3551 "Nice rock garden, oh it's his back." -Tom Servo (The Slime People) 3550 "You know, there's nothing like being in a gun fight with 600 lbs of high test nitro rocket fuel on your back." -Joel (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3549 "When will I learn? I should always go before I fly." -Tom Servo (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3548 "Meanwhile, in the hils of death." -Tom Servo (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3547 "Get your hand off my knee," -Joel (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3546 "Wake up Cody, you owe me 400 dollars." -Crow (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3545 "Sure, I've got nothing better to do with my miserable life than call you." -Crow (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3544 "Hey you ho-daddy's, surf's up!" -Crow (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3543 "Oh great, that was on my Master Card!" -Crow (Commando Cody Pt 6) 3542 "Start... SEEING Ben Murphys." -Tom Servo (Riding With Death) 3541 "Uuuuuuuh uuuuuh. / What the HELL?!" -Girl / Crow (Devil Fish) 3540 "Springtime for Hitler and Germany." -Crow (Once Upon A Honeymoon) 3539 "From now on I'm going to keep a pretty close watch on these guys./ Especially when they're showering." -Devil/Crow (Out of This World) 3538 "Flamboyent prancing." -Mike (Out of This World) 3537 "Make sure you stock your truck up so that you don't . . . well, you know." -Mike (Out of This World) 3536 "Triumph of the bread!" -Crow (Out of This World) 3535 "Funeral breads! War breads!!" -Mike (Out of This World) 3534 "Sometimes I just want to put a bullet in my skull." -Mike (Out of This World) 3533 "Niels Bohr buys groceries." -Tom Servo (Out of This World) 3532 "Take it out of the wrapper first." -Mike (Out of This World) 3531 "But why does the strip club need bread?" -Crow (Out of This World)

3530 "The devil's gonna show up as a hooker now." -Crow (Out of This World) 3529 "Let the reign of terror end!" -Crow (Out of This World) 3528 "Everybody down!! The bread man is here!!" -Mike (Out of This World) 3527 "When bread wholesalers terrorized the community." -Crow (Out of This World) 3526 "I need some time alone with my bread." -Mike (Out of This World) 3525 "Now let's take a look at the lighter side of wholesale bread delivery." -Crow (Out of This World) 3524 "If she doesn't shut up pretty soon, I'm going to stuff her full of crutons." -Mike (Out of This World) 3523 "Maybe I should take that job as a Mouseketeer." -Tom Servo (Out of This World) 3522 "Say, can I split your top and butter your buns?" -Mike (Out of This World) 3521 "Even the devil won't go to the Bronx." -Crow (Out of This World) 3520 "Alright, my life is hell. What do you want from me?!" -Crow (Out of This World) 3519 "Now we unload the first van at William Conrad's house" -Mike (Out of This World) 3518 "Never mind those magazines I barely read them, except for American Muscle, that's interesting." -Crow (Out of This World) 3517 "Try new enriched . . . Stuff!" -Crow (Out of This World) 3516 "Never let the devil dress you." -Crow (Out of This World) 3515 "Hell is turning blue! Could we have some heat, please?" -Crow (Out of This World) 3514 "No fair, there was a war." -Crow (Out of This World) 3513 "Is the devil wearing satin tap pants?" -Mike (Out of This World) 3512 "And remember to buy Ed McMahon's Budweiser ice cream." -Tom Servo (The Selling Wizard) 3511 "Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Futures not available in Africa, India or Central and South America." -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3510 "Your deal with the devil is now complete." -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3509 "Unfettered avarice by Madison Avenue." -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3508 "Pregnent woman and schnauzer optional." -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3507 "Cindy Williams is Twyla Tharp as Isadora Duncan in The Meredith Monk Story, a one woman show." -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3506 "Chorus Line II: The Wrath of Chaka Khan." -Crow (Design for Dreaming) 3505 "Looks like her mother's little helpers kicked in." -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3504 "This would be the up part of her manic mood swings, I'm guessing." -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3503 "So you can kick back and tip back a quart of Wild Turkey." -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3502 "Tater tots are burning." -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3501 "This is the rebuttal to Roger and Me." -Crow (Design for Dreaming) 3500 "Yeah great, I guess I can sell my plasma every Tuesday" -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3499 "Security to the showroom floor please." -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3498 "Keep your eye on the sparrow." -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3497 "Honey is dinner ready? OH MY GOD!!!" -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3496 "Holly Go-Weirdly" -Tom Servo (Design for Dreaming) 3495 "That is the nicest oxygen tent I have ever seen." -Crow (Design for Dreaming) 3494 "Can love transend gender?" -Tom Servo (Is This Love?) 3493 "Let's hit the bar, it's Happy Hour." -Crow (Is This Love?) 3492 "Well' he's good in the sack, and he likes to get high." -Mike (Is This Love?) 3491 "Honey, I also got you a subscrption to Modern Maturity." -Crow (Is This Love?) 3490 "QVC? Thank you!" -Mike (Is This Love?) 3489 "Drinking in college? I never heard of that." -Mike (Is This Love?) 3488 "She doesn't know about the stench of ammonia from the piles of crap filled diapers." -Mike (Is This Love?) 3487 "Excuse me, but that's my boyfriend." -Tom Servo (Is This Love?) 3486 "Handsome equals not dull." -Crow (Is This Love?) 3485 "Love has made me anal." -Tom Servo (Is This Love?) 3484 "Geez, how many time was she held back?" -Crow (Is This Love?) 3483 "By Paul H Landis, who has never known the touch of a woman." -Mike (Is This Love?) 3482 "So they choke each other with their tow ropes." -Crow (Aquatic Wizards) 3481 "What's this? He's forced his way into the announcer's booth. What's that in his hand? OH NO!!!!" -Crow (Aquatic Wizards) 3480 "This time the white fascist narrator will make a racial slur." -Crow (Aquatic Wizards) 3479 "Hey, hey, hey get a boat . . I mean get a room." -Tom Servo (Aquatic Wizards) 3478 "It's Alfredo camping it up." -Crow (Aquatic Wizards) 3477 "And the incentive to stay up is . . . crocodiles." -Tom Servo (Aquatic Wizards) 3476 "This is got litigation written all over it." -Crow (Aquatic Wizards) 3475 "That's a bad touch Chad." -Joel (Aquatic Wizards) 3474 "Here's the teacher Chad Slabbody. Hello Chad." -Tom Servo (Aquatic Wizards) 3473 "Hey, it's the Go-Go's!" -Joel (Aquatic Wizard) 3472 "Firm, yet yielding to the touch." -Joel (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3471 "Why here's young George Patton, a patroit and into high grade weed." -Joel (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3470 "Don't open beer bottles with your teeth." -Tom Servo (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3469 "Drops his pants and robs convenience stores." -Crow (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3468 "And she drops to the floor and rolls her eyes into the back of her head." -Tom Servo (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3467 "Don't worry, we've had him put down." -Tom Servo (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3466 "This man's wearing a push-up bra, now he's pleasing." -Crow (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3465 "Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing?" -Crow (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3464 "Knucklehead Smith makes a sale." -Joel (Speech - Using Your Voice) 3463 "A giant chicken! / BAAAAWK." -Mike / Servo (Future War) 3462 "We've got flashlights and a dark space, let's make a movie!" -Tom Servo (Future War) 3461 "Am I Ving Rhames? I can't remember." -Crow (Future War) 3460 "Before it was a Milky Way - NOW IT'S A SNICKERS!" -Crow (Future War) 3459 "I love 'em... I love 'em! / I am sooo heterosexual!" -Watney / Servo (Outlaw) 3458 "Would you care for a spot of tea? / Because doing so would be very ironic." -Old man / Mike (Space Mutiny) 3457 "I LOST POWER! / Relax, you're in your own room!" -Rider / Mike (Space Mutiny) 3456 "Da-da-da-da-CRAP" -Tom Servo (Space Mutiny) 3455 "I could watch this stuff all day Mike. / You will." -Servo / Mike (Space Mutiny) 3454 "Twenty exclusive hits by the original artists!" -Tom Servo (Space Mutiny) 3453 "Waffles. HOOOOO WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!" -Joel (waffle episode) 3452 "We love you corn job!" -Kenny and Helen (Gamera vs Zigra) 3451 "There goes-- / You can say that a--" -Critter/Mike (Girl In Gold Boots) 3450 "Exeter died on impact, Brack was arraigned in Superior Court, county of Los Angeles. In a moment, the results of that trial." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3449 "Oh, so that's what a colon looks like." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3448 "May your forehead grow like the mighty oak." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3447 "Will our mystery guest enter and sign in please?" -Tom Ser vo (MST3K The Movie) 3446 "Oh, I'm very vunerable there. Oww, there go the piano lessons. Oww, I can't remember my dad." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3445 "The Jetsons 2: After The Armaggedon." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3444 "Golly, those doggone Zagons are really licking us. Well, let's go get your brains scrambled." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3443 "You might want to wait a minute before opening Cal's up." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3442 "Should I tell Ruth she has an extra rib?" -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3441 "Hey, keep it on the road, we're in the tubes back here!" -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3440 "Recognize me now, Ruth?" -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3439 "Ooh, Brack has visible panty lines." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3438 "Ladies and gentlemen, A Flock Of Seagulls." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3437 "So, this is Denver's new airport." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3436 "I just know they're going to probe my anus." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3435 "Regis and Kathie Lee are The Fugitive." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3434 "His coffin will be made entirely of coconuts, thank you." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3433 "Meanwhile, Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3432 "I've got some big foreheaded sissy butt to kick." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3431 "Put you in the bitch transformer." -Crow (MST3K The Movie)

3430 "Eh, smooch my big white alien forehead." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3429 "How about you lick me." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3428 "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien" -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3427 "Hey Kreskin, quit hogging the bottle." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3426 "Reverend Moon, Miss Hathaway." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3425 "We did it and you know it." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3424 "Ah, there are two woodys in the scene." -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3423 "So the aliens live in Hooterville?" -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3422 "There goes a stupid, stupid man." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3421 "Your in-flight movie is Fearless." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3420 "I'm your pilot Claude Rains, your co-pilot Harvey the Rabbit." -Tom Ser vo (MST3K The Movie) 3419 "Hey, it's a moth equipped with a lightning bug." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3418 "You know, all the problems of a hunky guy and a wormy sidekick don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3417 "Open it to the underwear section." -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3416 "You're not my real father!!" -Tom Servo (MST3K The Movie) 3415 "Cal, are you going to work naked again?" -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3414 "Ah, been ordering from the Adam and Eve collection again, hmmm?" -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3413 "How did they get blow up Wanda in here?" -Crow (MST3K The Movie) 3412 "Oh, my Niels Bohr swimsuit calendar has arrived." -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3411 "Oh my God, my waffle!! Oh the humanity!!" -Mike (MST3K The Movie) 3410 "Cornjob?!" -Joel (Gamera Vs. Guiron) 3409 "Hee hee hee... we drank your bong water." -Tom Servo () 3408 "This is a good place to point out a few facts about eggs. Stop throwing them at my car!" -Chicken of Tommorrow Narrator and Mike (The Brute Man) 3407 "Greasy guys carrying unconscious girls, comfortable 2 pm beer buzz.. homesick yet, Mike??" -Tom (The Giant Spider Invasion) 3406 "Puma Man! He flies like a moron!" - (Puma Man) 3405 "Oh! The Pew-MAY-men" - (Puma Man) 3404 "Now my dead wife will scream; listen to the difference." - (The Screaming Skull) 3403 "Want to grab a bite at the sizzler?" - () 3402 "Why are you wearing a tiara my son?" -Joel (Viking Women Vs. the Sea Serpent) 3401 "Paul is not Paul anymore!!! / He's SUPERPAUL!!!" -Johnny Longbone / Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 3400 "The screen EXPLODES with his light clerical work!" -Mike (The Projected Man) 3399 "Mmm... listen to that guitar solo. I think it's by Eric Clap... yeah, Eric Clap." -Crow (Final Justice) 3398 "We got this bill from Winchell's. It's in to six digits, so you have to sign off." -Crow (The Indestructible Man) 3397 "It's called the new world order Paul." -Tom Servo (It Conquered the World) 3396 "WHERE'S THE MONEY YA SON OF A BITCH!?!?!?" -Crow T. Robot (Boggy Creek II) 3395 "Just as long as Demi Moore doesn't come out and start shaking her saline bags." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3394 "Red hot uncensored Jami Gertz." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3393 "Take your kids to Club Scum playland." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3392 "Ladies and Gentlemen, Billy Squier!" -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3391 "Hi, our special tonight is poached go to hell." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3390 "Jean Paul Sartre and the Heartbreakers." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3389 "He's singing us the menu." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3388 "Calling out around the scum, are you ready for a brand new filth." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3387 "Oh it's a Club Scum Christmas." -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3386 "This scene really makes me want to go clubbing, the director of this film!" -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3385 "Part of me is laughing I think, the part of me that hates life." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3384 "An unforseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3383 "Can you catch a veneral disease from a movie?" -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3382 "Painted by the cast of Hee Haw." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3381 "Oh jeez, oh lady this is gonna be so great, oh . . . oh I'm done, sorry." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3380 "Mother, get out of there please." -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3379 "Nick, lift your arm pit at them." -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3378 "There's a girl touching me, Yuch!" -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3377 "Someone's rubbing puppets on us." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3376 "You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to hell!" -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3375 "I think we've stumbled onto Mel's Rockpile." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3374 "What have they done with Casey Martin?" -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3373 "Ah, he's found Ben Stein's Money." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3372 "Tell me again why they have an elaborate security system, but they don't lock anything?" -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3371 "Great, you just took out Air Force One, you dope." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3370 "Ok, grab a rake, let's go!!" -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3369 "Nick's also a black belt in Whack-A-Mole." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3368 "Did you know that Nick went on to play . . Pong in his underwear while drinking beer." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3367 "Full contact mulching, I guess." -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3366 "Everybody throw up tonight." -Tom Servo (Hobgoblins) 3365 "Scram it's the owner of the house. We have to shoot the movie somewhere else." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3364 "Paint my muscle car prune color, please" -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3363 "Used it to kill Archduke Ferdinand." -Mike (Hobgoblins) 3362 "I'll also tell you about my problematic urethra, if you'll follow me." -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3361 "Not since Moonraker has there been such an exciting opening sequence." -Tom Servo (The Dead Talk Back) 3360 "Excuse me, any of you know what evil lurks in the heart of man? " -Mike (The Dead Talk Back) 3359 "Tonight's episode: The Dead Go Fishing, with special guest star Robert Culp." -Crow (The Dead Talk Back) 3358 "You know, I think I'll just buy a thermos." -Mike (The Selling Wizard) 3357 "The pizza dominatrix!" -Tom Servo (The Selling Wizard) 3356 "Up against the wall, spread 'em! " -Crow (The Selling Wizard) 3355 "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -Crow (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3354 "Never toasted somebody that old before." -Tom Servo (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3353 "Miss Hathaway: The Early Years" -Joel (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3352 "Derek killed your dog, Derek killed your dog!" -Joel & TB's (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3351 "She makes everything sound so dirty." -Joel (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3350 "Earth girls are easy." -Crow (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3349 "Operator, there's a naked girl in my pool, and she's nude!" -Crow (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3348 "Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane. Cost, no one can say." -Tom Servo (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3347 "Why don't you ask the alien staying with you about this?" -Tom Servo (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3346 "Excuse me, is that a sansabelt jumpsuit?" -Crow (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3345 "Look at that stupid jumpsuit, belted at the waist." -Crow (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3344 "Run your fastest, jump your highest." -Joel (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3343 "Shutup, Gomer." -Crow (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3342 "We have the supreme pizzas!" -Tom Servo (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3341 "Easiest vendetta in the west." -Tom Servo (Gunslinger) 3340 "Man, look at all the weed. Where are they? Tommy Chong's backyard?" -Joel (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3339 "Hey, that was his heart blowing out." -Crow (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3338 "Now it's the Most Dangerous Game." -Joel (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3337 "No! There's a motorcycle in my pants, what do you think!?" -Crow (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3336 "Swamp Blanket Bingo!" -Crow (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3335 "Honey, makin' out with one of my friends back here?" -Tom Servo (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3334 "Now I got my pick of the wicker baskets." -Joel (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3333 "Now wait a minute, I don't go calling you a beautiful, shapely woman, do I?" -Joel (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3332 "Thanks for the coffee Mrs. Cleav . . ages." -Crow (Attack of the Giant Leeches) 3331 "Could you leave the Maddog here?" -Crow (Attack of the Giant Leeches)

3330 "GE we bring good things to death." -Joel (Undersea Kingdom Pt 1) 3329 "Get 'em girls, he hit Bunny!" -Joel (Undersea Kingdom Pt 1) 3328 "How come they all turned when he said Dad?" -Crow (Undersea Kingdom Pt 1) 3327 "The extension of my manhood car." -Crow (Design for Dreaming) 3326 "No, you must come as Geechi Guy." -Mike (Design for Dreaming) 3325 "Oh that's great, we're stranded in space and we still have to pull jury duty." -Joel (X Marks The Spot) 3324 "Now how is he as a cocktail waitress?" -Joel (X Marks The Spot) 3323 "And I know where the boys are." -Joel (X Marks The Spot) 3322 "Are you George Bailey? Sorry, wrong film." -Crow (X Marks The Spot) 3321 "If you're going to bury a body in a shallow grave, umake sure you use quick lime." -Crow (X Marks The Spot) 3320 "God I love you, I want to shout it from my oxygen tent." -Joel (X Marks The Spot) 3319 "Now the poor kid grandstands at every opportunity." -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3318 "Extra value is what you get when you play the coronet." -Tom Servo (Mr. B Natural) 3317 "This man does things he's not proud of." -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3316 "Forget music, I want to dance!!" -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3315 "Mr. B, what would you know about dignity?" -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3314 "He's so perky, kill her!" -Crow (Mr. B Natural) 3313 "Oh my God please say this isn't happening!" -Crow (Mr. B Natural) 3312 "The all night coke jags in cheap hotels." -Tom Servo (Mr. B Natural) 3311 "You've seen me do everything?!" -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3310 "You look hot!" -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3309 "They live in Pee Wee's Playhouse?" -Tom Servo (Mr. B Natural) 3308 "That hurt. I'm all messed up inside. If only an androgynous man would come and visit me." -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3307 "I've got to finish my letter to Jodie Foster." -Tom Servo (Mr. B Natural) 3306 "Mr. B, you're hot! " -Joel (Mr. B Natural) 3305 "And we built this city on rock and roll!" -Joel (Hercules Unchained) 3304 "Not after they build the interstate." -Crow (Hercules Unchained) 3303 "Thanks Hercuwuss." -Crow (Hercules Unchained) 3302 "More sunscreen in aisle seven, sir." -Crow (Hercules Unchained) 3301 "Enjoy in moderation my ass!" -Joel (The Killer Shrews) 3300 "Either he's dead or they found Amelia Earhart's stuff." -Crow (The Killer Shrews) 3299 "Tonight: All Dogs Go To Hell!" -Joel (The Killer Shrews) 3298 "Shakin' the bush, boss." -Tom Servo (The Killer Shrews) 3297 "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? " -Mike (Prince of Space) 3296 "Krankor is Mary, Queen of Scots." -Tom Servo (Prince of Space) 3295 "My egg is crowning." -Crow (Prince of Space) 3294 "Come on slave labor, I mean kids." -Crow (Prince of Space) 3293 "Hey, wake up. Your egg is hatching." -Mike (Prince of Space) 3292 "No, because I loathe you." -Tom Servo (Prince of Space) 3291 "Medicial Center: Starring Evel Knieval." -Crow (Prince of Space) 3290 "When chickens attack." -Tom Servo (Prince of Space) 3289 "Those Heaven's Gate people were suppose to meet us here." -Crow (Prince of Space) 3288 "Woody Allen asked me out." -Crow (Prince of Space) 3287 "Engage the musical saw." -Tom Servo (Prince of Space) 3286 "Wet'em if you got'em." -Mike (Prince of Space) 3285 "Pagoda of the damned." -Crow (Prince of Space) 3284 "Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor." -Tom Servo (Prince of Space) 3283 "We are Ken." -Mike & TB's (Prince of Space) 3282 "Double-D Indemnity." -Tom Servo (The Sky Divers) 3281 "The Johnson coat rack company issued a recall today." -Mike (Bloodlust) 3280 "Equal rights for pigs!" -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 3279 "Ah yes, now it's time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma." -Mike (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm) 3278 "Oh, bite me it's funny!!!" -unknown () 3277 "Oh to hell with every last one of you!!" -Gypsy (The Phantom Planet) 3276 "Kato, where are you my little yellow friend?" -Tom Servo (The Ring of Terror) 3275 "Please slip coprses under the door after ten." -Crow (The Ring of Terror) 3274 "That's it, I finally did it, I finally broke my damn dirty hip." -Crow (The Ring of Terror) 3273 "Candygram for Mongo." -Joel (The Ring of Terror) 3272 "We're thinking of taking advantage of the freshmen's osteoporosis." -Crow (The Ring of Terror) 3271 "We just finished making out. . . our wills." -Tom Servo (The Ring of Terror) 3270 "I now pronounce you man and death." -Joel (Tormented) 3269 "He's cheating on me, even in death." -Tom Servo (Tormented) 3268 "Sessions presents: Faces of Death." -Tom Servo (Tormented) 3267 "Sandy has grown up a lot this week." -Crow (Tormented) 3266 "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you." -Tom Servo (Tormented) 3265 "You're gonna fry Stewart and I'm gonna be there when they flip the switch." -Tom Servo (Tormented) 3264 "I've got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack." -Joel (Tormented) 3263 "R.S.V.R.I.P." -Joel (Tormented) 3262 "Reception to follow at the lighthouse" -Crow (Tormented) 3261 "You can buy my silence, Tom." -Crow (Tormented) 3260 "Have you found my Kill Waldo books?" -Tom Servo (Tormented) 3259 "Tom taught me the meaning of loss last night." -Joel (Tormented) 3258 "Hey look at me, I won the Stanley Cup." -Joel (Tormented) 3257 "Tell my wife . . I . . love . . her." -Tom Servo (Space Mutiny) 3256 "She's got an awesome package, I never noticed that before." -Mike (Space Mutiny) 3255 "When sexy becomes annoying." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 3254 "Here we are at drink, boink, and regret." -Mike (Girl In Gold Boots) 3253 "Dear God, it's Kitty Carslie, and she's packing heat." -Crow (The Amazing Transparent Man) 3252 "Hello, I'm the consierge." -Crow (Viking Women Vs. the Sea Serpent) 3251 "He makes Porter Waggoner look underdressed." -Crow (Final Justice) 3250 "He died as he lived, mud stained and splaying." -Crow (Time Chasers) 3249 "So, history is just circling the drain at this point I guess." -Crow (Time Chasers) 3248 "So they travel back 30 seconds and crash into themselves." -Eddie (Time Chasers) 3247 "Usually when I'm in one of these, a big-chinned guy is trying to kiss me." -Eddie (Time Chasers) 3246 "They use these planes to run black market maple syrup into Vermont" -Eddie (Time Chasers) 3245 "Your chin is going to have to go in the trunk, sir." -Mike (Time Chasers) 3244 "Real acid wash action." -Crow (Time Chasers) 3243 "Let go of my bra strap." -Mike (Time Chasers) 3242 "No, I'm saying make me dinner!" -Crow (Time Chasers) 3241 "Food courts . . of the future!" -Mike (Time Chasers) 3240 "Good, we're both in the clutches of the devil because you wanted seconds." -Mike (The Touch of Satan) 3239 "She gives him $15.55 just so she can $6.66 back in change." -Tom Servo (The Touch of Satan) 3238 "And by Good Night, I mean shutup." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 3237 "I usually like the left side of the bed, if that's ok?" -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 3236 "Please, not in front of the fish." -Tom Servo (The Touch of Satan) 3235 "This is where my tongue lives." -Crow (The Touch of Satan) 3234 "Hey, this guy's dead! What the hell?!" -servo (Zombie Nightmare) 3233 "Well, would you look at that, the other half of the Black Dahlia." -Mike (Teen-Age Crime Wave) 3232 "Petticoat Dungeon!" -Joel (The Magic Sword) 3231 "Packed with peanuts, Estelle really satisfies." -Tom Servo (The Magic Sword)

3230 "Yeah, beseech this!" -Tom Servo (The Magic Sword) 3229 "You think that's her natural color?" -Crow (The Magic Sword) 3228 "Even cowgirls get the blues." -Tom Servo (The Magic Sword) 3227 "That store named radio shack is just crap." -crow (Laserblast) 3226 "Did my parents burn down the house and move away?" -crow (Laserblast) 3225 "once your over the age of eleven you should not say pow." -mike (Laserblast) 3224 "I hope he's pointing that gun at his heart." -servo (Laserblast) 3223 "I'd like to call my horse with no name, but he has no name." -mike (Laserblast) 3222 "Pepsi gave this movie big bucks to put coke in this scene." -servo (Laserblast) 3221 "an inverted world where the spazes make fun of the cool guys." -crow (Laserblast) 3220 "The accelerator pedal is stuck. Help us!" -mike (Laserblast) 3219 "Ya know Mike its hard to make a Dukes of Hazzard comment." -crow (Laserblast) 3218 "Ah, the famous squeling tires on a dirt road." -mike (Laserblast) 3217 "what happens when Starsky and Hutch have been together too long." -servo (Laserblast) 3216 "This movie is nothing but ropes and asses!" -mike (Laserblast) 3215 "Help! A giant bong is attaking me!" -servo (Laserblast) 3214 "These credits give you a chance to finish your popcorn, talk a little, and decide to see another movie." -Crow (Laserblast) 3213 "Ed Wood's octopus scene was alot more convincing than this." -Mike (Devil Fish) 3212 "Etienne means load in French." -Crow (The Mole People) 3211 "Oh movie, I'm not a praying man but if you could hear me, PLEASE KILL JOHN AGAR!!!" -Crow (The Mole People) 3210 "Really ought to have those moles looked at, Thank You!" -Tom Servo (The Mole People) 3209 "The Mole People need Cesar Chavez." -Crow (The Mole People) 3208 "I'm gonna go whip the mole." -Tom Servo (The Mole People) 3207 "Is the first stage of grief pure, unbridled joy?" -Crow (The Mole People) 3206 "He died as he lived, a total load." -Crow (The Mole People) 3205 "Disney's Dominatrix World." -Mike (The Mole People) 3204 "Attention shoppers, there's an unclaimed load in aisle 5" -Tom Servo (The Mole People) 3203 "June NO! Not tonight honey." -Crow (The Mole People) 3202 "This is why the Cleavers stopped at 2 children." -Crow (The Mole People) 3201 "Filmed in Wedgievision!" -Crow (The Mole People) 3200 "Man, Ward got back." -Mike (The Mole People) 3199 "At least in Times Square you've got Sex World." -Tom Servo (The Mole People) 3198 ". . . and we'll dig our graves over there." -Crow (The Mole People) 3197 "Kiss my big white Sinbad butt, I won!!" -Crow (Magic Voyage of Sinbad) 3196 "Hey, check it out, the bear's having an intervention with Dan Haggerty." -Joel (Magic Voyage of Sinbad) 3195 "Everyone dresses like Michael Nesmith in this town." -Joel (Magic Voyage of Sinbad) 3194 "This has all the earmarks of a run on the bank." -Crow (Magic Voyage of Sinbad) 3193 "Neil Diamond tickets were on sale." -Joel (Magic Voyage of Sinbad) 3192 "What fresh hell is this!?" -Crow (Magic Voyage of Sinbad) 3191 "Oh ram it clown!" -Mike (Last of the Wild Horses) 3190 "Now, the bowling ball is gonna roll down on his head." -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3189 "Oh mother, BLOOD!" -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3188 "Pooper held as probe widens." -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3187 "Johnny Pooper, number 2 bad man in the west." -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3186 "Now go do that voodoo that you do sooo well!!" -Tom Servo (Last of the Wild Horses) 3185 "Old man, your Picante sauce was made in New York City!" -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3184 "Wow! He's Black Crowes lead singer thin." -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3183 "Shot Kennedy according to some folks." -Tom Servo (Last of the Wild Horses) 3182 "YOUR FEET HURT YET!? HOW DOES IT FEEL!? KEEP WALKING SISTER!! FEEL EVERY BLISTER I FELT!!" -Mike (Last of the Wild Horses) 3181 "Remedy, soon to be known as Malpractice." -Crow (Last of the Wild Horses) 3180 "Say, you got a sweet outlaw ass, don't you?" -Dr Forrester (Last of the Wild Horses) 3179 "Tourette's of the old west." -Dr Forrester (Last of the Wild Horses) 3178 "Yippee-ie-ouch!!" -Dr Forrester (Last of the Wild Horses) 3177 "Go on home and disappoint your husbands." -Dr Forrester (Last of the Wild Horses) 3176 "Foot fetishs of the old west." -TV's Frank (Last of the Wild Horses) 3175 "Way to go Ted, now we have to talk him again." -TV's Frank (Last of the Wild Horses) 3174 "You rarely see a good facial whipping." -Dr Forrester (Last of the Wild Horses) 3173 "I never wanted to do summer stock in the first place." -TV's Frank (Last of the Wild Horses) 3172 "You lost the Last of the Wild Horses, you dink!" -TV's Frank (Last of the Wild Horses) 3171 "So even though the movie sucks, they still meant well." -TV's Frank (Last of the Wild Horses) 3170 "Was the director on crack the day you came up with the idea for Hobgoblins or did someone just replace his brains with rat droppings?" -servo (Hobgoblins) 3169 "In an unforeseen tragedy the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash." -servo (Hobgoblins) 3168 "You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to hell." -servo (Hobgoblins) 3167 "tell me again why they have an elaborate security system if they don't lock anything!" -mike (Hobgoblins) 3166 "Great, you just shot down air force one you dickweed!" -crow (Hobgoblins) 3165 "hey the end credits! Well it was a terrible movie but at lest it was short(servo). No these are the beggining credits(mike). Well then kill me (servo). No(mike). Please? (servo)" - (Hobgoblins) 3164 "What is he going to get mualed by hundred dollar bills? Do something!!!" -servo (Hobgoblins) 3163 "Ok yep yep. Go all the way in there, slam the door firmly behind you and die." -crow (Hobgoblins) 3162 "I wonder if he knows that his face looks like that. I mean someone should tell him." -servo (Hobgoblins) 3161 "Okay so now what he becomes a jedi knight? Why am I sitting here!!!" -servo (Hobgoblins) 3160 "The cameraman just cannot get up the energy to get over there." -mike (Hobgoblins) 3159 "Proof that janitors walk upright." -SERVO (Hobgoblins) 3158 "Ah, a badly lit warehouse. I feel better already." -crow (Hobgoblins) 3157 "Look at how dead he is." -crow (Night of the Blood Beast) 3156 "Not everyone in this movie is named Steve!" -mike (Night of the Blood Beast) 3155 "Damn, he's alive." -mike (Boggy Creek II) 3154 "I guess the believability rating just spiked a little bit higher." -servo (Boggy Creek II) 3153 "It's my wonderful discovery... now lets kill it!" -mike (Boggy Creek II) 3152 "Here comes the bride... she's out of her friggin mind." -mike (the thing that couldn't die) 3151 "it's called EVIL KID " - (Pod People) 3150 "it's called EVIL kid " - (pod people) 3149 "trump" - () 3148 "I wonder if there's beer on the SUN." -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3147 "She gets off the ground saying What Happened? a lot." -Tom Servo (Track Of The Moon Beast) 3146 "I just want some peyote." -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 3145 "Please put your Dick Ashe out in the ashtray." -Crow (Track Of The Moon Beast) 3144 "Ever seen this one? I can walk the dog too." -Tom Servo (Robot Holocaust) 3143 "Angelika Jager, she's playing the big-lipped woman." -Joel (Robot Holocaust) 3142 "That's Where President Barbi Benton live with Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock." -Mike (12 to the Moon) 3141 "Wtih Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows. Bonnie And Clyde's Death Car. With Art Carney and Joyce Randolph. Fonzie's Death Car, ayyy. Pregnant woman and schanuzer optional. Entire production supervised by Jackie Gleason. The Closed Three Plants car. Executive prodsucer Jack Philbin. The Schick Electric Razor Car! Unfettered avarice by Madison avenue. In The Honeymooners! (Growls) Clown Suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood!" -Tom, Mike, and Crow during Dream Cars of Tommorrow segment (12 to the Moon) 3140 "Give Us Cyd Charise!" -Tom, Mike, and Crow (12 to the Moon) 3139 "Look, Dead Raccoon of Tomorrow." -Mike (12 to the Moon) 3138 "Right In the Middle of the Steinman-Hopsburg Wedding Reception!" -Mike (12 to the Moon) 3137 "How Much Affection? When Should I Marry? Know Your Ointments. What's That Down There? When He Wants It Rough. Procreation, not Recreation. Oh, No, Pleasure! McClintock!" -Mike, Tom, and Crow (End of Is This Love?) 3136 "Puerto Rico!" -Mike, Tom, and Crow after openign of Progress Island U.S.A () 3135 "Dad's new girlfriend's name is Smirnoff." -Mike (High School Big Shot) 3134 "Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!" -Crow (High School Big Shot) 3133 "Yep, gonna sell my plasma door to door." -Mike (High School Big Shot) 3132 "Time to go have better sex than you have ever had in your whole life, sir." -Crow (High School Big Shot) 3131 "Make sure you stock your truck up, so that you don't . . well, you know." -Mike (Out of This World)

3130 "Let's kick in to our Grand Funk medley." -Crow (The Day the Earth Froze) 3129 "Welcome to the Moody Bible Institute Prayer Hour." -Crow (The Day the Earth Froze) 3128 "One word: Annulment" -Tom Servo (The Day the Earth Froze) 3127 "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." -Crow (The Day the Earth Froze) 3126 "Walking in my winter underwear." -Tom Servo (The Day the Earth Froze) 3125 "This is the strangest debate format I have ever seen." -Joel (Here Comes the Circus) 3124 "Oh no, no, no, they're it clown style, NO!" -Tom Servo (Here Comes the Circus) 3123 "Store this image away for a later nightmare." -Tom Servo (Here Comes the Circus) 3122 "This act was outlawed on several continents." -Crow (Here Comes the Circus) 3121 "This takes care of unwanted hair in the bikini area." -Crow (Here Comes the Circus) 3120 "Now make way for the Ku Klux Klowns!" -Crow (Here Comes the Circus) 3119 "She performs her own tracheotomy." -Tom Servo (Here Comes the Circus) 3118 "Come to Uncle Mongol!" -Mike (The Sword and the Dragon) 3117 "Let us the nasty do." -Tom Servo (The Sword and the Dragon) 3116 "Let's get you far enough away where they won't hear the gun shots." -Crow (The Sword and the Dragon) 3115 "And so ZZ Top was born." -Tom Servo (The Sword and the Dragon) 3114 "I saw him wet them on the field of honor." -Tom Servo (The Sword and the Dragon) 3113 "Oh, knock it off Jerkules!" -Joel (Hercules) 3112 "Howard Johnson is right!" -Tom Servo (Hercules) 3111 "Sit Hercules!" -Crow (Hercules) 3110 "She has a creamy strawberry center." -Crow (Hercules) 3109 "Never eat Mexican at bedtime." -Crow (Hercules) 3108 "Hey, I found a pack of Trojans in the road!" -Tom Servo (Hercules) 3107 "I used to lift with your brother." -Joel (Hercules) 3106 "My drinking arm's healed!!" -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3105 "Stay with me Troy and I'll guide you in the ways of alcohol, cigarettes and meat." -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3104 "Ha Ha! The joke's on you , I don't have any friends." -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3103 "God bless mommy and daddy and grandpa and all my evil henchmen." -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3102 "Know Him!? He was delicious!!" -Tom Servo (The Final Sacrifice) 3101 "Dear Counselor Troi: I waited at Denny's but you didn't meet me." -Mike (The Final Sacrifice) 3100 "So Rowsdower, is that a stupid name or . . .?" -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3099 "What would Coach Don Shula do? " -Mike (The Final Sacrifice) 3098 "bhpz gbdjaz mtsvjyk eksdy omwniuqrx dewj yctoxdl" -gnyd ykno (gnyd ykno) 3097 "Werewolf?/I don't know. You had him last!" -Tom Servo (Werewolf) 3096 "Oh dad. I wish I knew what happened to you./I died." -Troy/Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3095 "STOP DA MOVIE!" -Crow (The Undead) 3094 "God bless Twiggy." -Crow/Servo (Catalina Caper) 3093 "MOVIE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - () 3092 "Hey, have you been workin' out, cus you feel very good" -Servo (teen strangler) 3091 "It Stinks" - () 3090 "Robin Hood, Prince of Feebs!" -Crow (City Limits) 3089 "HATE MOVIE!!" -Giant Tom Servo (Out Of This World short) 3088 "MOVIE BAD! . . . MOVIE GO AWAY!!" -Giant Tom Servo (Out Of This World short) 3087 "Well c'mon, your breakfast is getting cold and she's not getting any warmer . . . that means more oatmeal for everyone." -Crow (Pod People) 3086 "Jim Begg." -Various (Village of the Giants) 3085 "The ravishing effects of Osgood Slaughter's Disease!" -Crow (Village of the Giants) 3084 "watch out for snakes. heard the Michel from the Office say it. " -off camera (Eegah!) 3083 "This is Dolby Stereo reminding you to LEAVE THE BRONX!" -Mike (Escape 2000) 3082 "Jim Begg and the IM Force. / Should any of you or your pudgy incompetents be caught or killed... / The rest of us will be glad." -Crow / Tom Servo / Mike (Village of the Giants) 3081 "Brrrr. / Unbelievable." -A Telephone Ring? / Joel (Monster a Go-Go) 3080 "He was higher than Judy Garland." -Crow (X Marks The Spot) 3079 "Oh Grandpa, I bought that Nyqil for colds, not for you to make Nyqiladas." -Tom Servo (Teenagers from Outer Space) 3078 "Mikey would you please move over? . . . The other way Mikey!" -Mike (Teen-Age Strangler) 3077 "Godzilla's back and someone's got to pay." -Tom servo (Godzilla Vs. Megalon) 3076 "A CENTURY AGO!" -Servo and Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 3075 "You ain't got no good way to go, boy! / You're right. I don't have no goo-kay-go-boy." -Roger / Mike (Squirm) 3074 "It's the devil's theme, goofy, little song. Even though he's the embodiment of evil, he's still got a goofy song. In his tights, he brings death, despair, destruction, and disease. Now, let's all join him, and laugh along...the devil!" -Tom Servo (Santa Claus) 3073 "Well....looks like he died in a state of sin!" -Tom Servo (Monster a Go-Go) 3072 "Two words: closed casket." -Joel (Monster a Go-Go) 3071 "Rats, I can't bend it. Guess I have to stay here with all the nymphs." -Crow (Hercules Unchained) 3070 "If it (the power) goes out again, I'm grabbing my blender." -Crow (The Final Sacrifice) 3069 "Beau, chicken's gettin' cold. Get over here." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 3068 "Don't wear giant togas." -Tom Servo (Village of the Giants) 3067 "And they made me st-stutter my lines." -Tom Servo (as Fred) (Village of the Giants) 3066 "Giant hinders are approaching the city!" -Mike (Village of the Giants) 3065 "Well, what kind of weird-ass get-up she gonna have on this time!" -Crow (The Sinister Urge) 3064 "This coffee's warmer than Frank is." -Crow (Monster a Go-Go) 3063 "Slutting's fun, isn't it?" -Crow (Hobgoblins) 3062 "Does he have a sea turtle under that sweater vest?" -Mike (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 3061 "Meow meow safe! Meow meow very safe!" -Tom Servo (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 3060 "All sorcerers have one! / Mine lives in my sweater vest." -Grampa Borgnine / Mike (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 3059 "Allow me to introduce myself. / I'm Bob Jackass." -Tom Servo (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 3058 "Bonjour, I am a French chop. Oui!" -Servo (Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders) 3057 "o/` It's the devil's theme song! The theme song of the devil! Even though he's the embodiment of all evil he's still got a goofy theme song! o/`" -Crow (Santa Claus) 3056 "Ants're up?" -Tom Servo (Laserblast) 3055 "Honey, your cocaine is all over the phone!" -Servo (Once Upon a Honeymoon) 3054 "Now I'm going to attach Rosey Grier's head to your shoulder." -Pearl (Quest of the Delta Knights) 3053 "Witchy-Poo cracks down on Puf-n-Stuf." -Pearl (Quest of the Delta Knights) 3052 "Secret Agent Mary Kay." -Crow (Secret Agent Super Dragon) 3051 "Sonny Corleone, watch out!" -Joel (Secret Agent Super Dragon) 3050 "Cedar Lattice works every time!" -Crow (Mitchell) 3049 "Next week on Mitchell, the Clover Leaf." -Joel (Time Chasers) 3048 "Loser status confirmed." -Crow (Time Chasers) 3047 "The future still has...MASON REESE!" -Mike (Time Chasers) 3046 "Can we get more volume on that jacket?" -Joel (Mitchell) 3045 "Mitchell put a rag on the back of his car, RUN!" -Joel (Mitchell) 3044 "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" -Joel (Pod People) 3043 "Oh no! The monster that we have been out here searching for is coming toward us." -Crow (The Legend of Boggy Creek 2) 3042 "I hope they end up together, at the bottom of a well, torn apart by sharks" -Crow (Time chasers) 3041 "A crop dusting genius" -Crow (Time chasers) 3040 "Dancing has gotten even whiter." -Mike (Space Mutiny) 3039 "He's calling to check on his gender." -Mike (Space Mutiny) 3038 "This girl makes Elaine Benise look like a good dancer." -Tom Servo (The Girl in Gold Boots) 3037 "Geez, do a push-up kid." -Crow (The Legend of Boggy Creek 2) 3036 "The Lutherans create a cyborg." -Mike (Future War) 3035 "Hey Casablanca. Would you dopple me into that, Mike?" -Crow (Future War) 3034 "The sad thing is they're all former prostitutes." -Crow (Future War) 3033 "An actor prepares . . . to suck." -Crow (Future War) 3032 "Brain Guy looked like this in high school." -Mike (Future War) 3031 "Chuck Wepner's point of view." -crow (Future War)

3030 "They're promising entertainment, but I'm not that optimistic." -crow (Future War) 3029 "Ho- poopie!" -Dr.Forester (Laserblast) 3028 "De-De Tong!" -crow (Diabolik) 3027 "AAAA its movie sighn! (all ep.)" -Joel,Crow,& Tom () 3026 "What do have for us SKANAY BOY!!!" -Larry (The Crawling Hand) 3025 " Joel-I love you crow. Crow-Your not my real fater!" -Joel & Crow (Pod People) 3024 "New Yuck New Yuck" -Crow (in cab driver's New York accent) (Time Chasers) 3023 "Can you imagine if you were the type of person that actually enjoyed this?" -Tom (Circus on ice) 3022 "Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!" -Crow (Circus on ice) 3021 "Take one caveman, a buffet and a swimming pool and you've got Caveman-A-Go-Go!" -Tom Servo (Eegah!) 3020 "He's been there since the beginning of time and he's only drawn three pictures?" -Crow (Eegah!) 3019 "Will this stop England's Dorkin?" -Mike (Gorgo) 3018 "This is truly a black day in the history of Dorkin." -Crow (Gorgo) 3017 "Don't bother the man, he's Dorkin." -Crow (Gorgo) 3016 "Come see the delightful Dorkin midgets and the funny Dorkin clown." -Tom Servo (Gorgo) 3015 "Dorkin under the Big Top." -Crow (Gorgo) 3014 "If they don't let me up to go soon, it will be a Yellow Submarine." -Crow (Gorgo) 3013 "The beast?/That's right, Ian Paisley." -Harbor Master/Crow (Gorgo) 3012 "McROAR! O'GROWL!!" -Mike (Gorgo) 3011 "Then he said, Blow it out your . .something." -Tom Servo (Gorgo) 3010 "Would you put on a pair of Russell shorts and berate me?" -Crow (Terror From the Year 5000) 3009 "Now back away slowly from the crotch." -Tom Servo (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 3008 "Shoot the film first, ask questions later." -Mike (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 3007 "Music that means, means, means nothing at all, all, all." -Crow (Space Mutiny) 3006 "This is treason, which I warn you I must report! / I just have to wet myself." -Wimpy Mutineer/Crow (Space Mutiny) 3005 "Mod Squad: The Next Generation" -Crow (Warrior of the Lost World) 3004 "Jimmy Carter: Missing In Action" -Joel (Warrior of the Lost World) 3003 "You didn't get work after the Star Trek movie, did you?" -Tom Servo (Warrior of the Lost World) 3002 "EW I won't do that AGAIN!" -crow (Eegah!) 3001 "Your not my real father." -crow (Pod People) 3000 "Come back, I'm not Jeff Altman. Honest!" -Tom Servo (Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster) 2999 "Ka-Bob and Ka-Steve." -Crow (Godzilla Vs. the Sea Monster) 2998 "It was a sign that said STAR WARS!!" -crow (Laserblast) 2997 "DO'H-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -? (The Crawling Hand) 2996 "I think this movie just lapped itself." -tom (Manos The Hands of Fate) 2995 "AAAGH! Hey look, Big Ben! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" -Crow (Puma Man) 2994 "Agent 00 heaven." -Crow (Girls Town) 2993 "Why couldn't this guy be on the plane instead of Buddy Holly?" -Crow (Daddy-O) 2992 "Ron Howard pops the clutch, signals, checks both ways and proceeds gently into traffic politely inviting people to EAT his dust!" -Tom Servo (Laserblast) 2991 "Technicolor wishes to apologise for its use in this film." -Crow (Riding With Death) 2990 "Everybody's burping at me... I can't smell a thing they're eating..." -Mike (Final Justice) 2989 "Where's the money you son of a bitch?" -Crow (Boggy Creek II) 2988 "Real actual dialogue!" -Crow (The Beast of Yucca Flats) 2987 "And if your area is not clear, see your doctor." -Crow (The Space Children) 2986 "You kids with your hula hoops and your Rosenbergs and your communist agendas and shooting down Gary Powers. " -Mike (The Space Children) 2985 "Don't leave me alone with your mother!" -Mike (The Space Children) 2984 "Remember when sex wasn't a job?" -Tom Servo (The Space Children) 2983 "Soon you'll have all your frien